489God Damn Religion

Satanic

…Allah’s Delusions of Grandeur

 

7

Satan’s Bargain

 

Satan casts a false Revelation on the Messenger of God’s tongue.
Tabari VI:107

Satan cast a false revelation on the messenger’s tongue.

 

The motley crew that slinked out of Mecca under the cover of darkness included Muhammad's daughter, Ruqayyah. Named by the Devil, himself, Ruqayyah means – “Beat Yahowah.” Raqa’, means “to beat, stamp out, and spit on,” which was then directed toward Yah is the familial form of Yahowah’s name. Other notables were named Slave to the House, Slave to Ar-Rahman, Slave to Manat, Slave to Allah, and Slave to Al-Uzza. It was a pagan potpourri with a purpose. May the lice of a thousand camels torment their souls.

Muhammad, the Devil’s Advocate and biggest fleabag of them all, was down but not out:

Tabari VI:101 “The Messenger remained in Mecca preaching in secret and openly, protected by his uncle Abu Talib.” It was another Islamic first: a secretive messenger being protected by a seventy-year-old pagan. But then again, what would you expect? Beyond motivating mayhem and twisting words, Allah’s always been impotent.

Tabari VI:101 “When the Quraysh saw that they had no means of attacking him physically [The old guy was either formidable or the Disbelievers were feeble.], they accused him of sorcery, soothsaying, and madness, and of being a poet. They began to keep those away from him whom they feared might listen and follow him.”

490I have distilled a Best of Medley accusations against Muhammad and his claims from the many hundreds that stain the Quran. For your reading pleasure, those who knew Muhammad personally and who heard the Quran as it was initially recited, said…

“He is liar and a magician.” “He is possessed by devils.” “He is an insane plagiarizing poet.” The Meccans called him: “a lunatic, a farfetched forger, a fool, a specious pretender, and deceitful.” “The unbelievers said, ‘He is a deceiving sorcerer, turning many gods into one deity.’”

They saw an ulterior “motive behind the Quran. It is a fabrication.” “They laugh at the Quran.” “Allah hasn’t sent down anything. You are only speaking lies.” “This is nothing but pure sorcery.” “The unbelievers say, ‘The Quran is nothing but earlier peoples’ lore.’” “These are fables of antiquity which he has reinvented.” “What sort of prophet is this? Why was no angel sent to him?” “These are only confused dreams. He has invented them. Let him bring a miracle to us as the earlier prophets did.” “They say of the prophet, ‘He has forged the Quran.’” “We find him full of folly and a liar to boot.”

It was all true, every word of it. And it cannot be overemphasized that these courageous men whose voices we are hearing all knew Muhammad personally. They lived with him and they listened to him as he recited the same 70 surahs we have contemplated (44 of which were presented in their entirety), right from the messenger’s lips, and prior to the words running away like startled camels.

There is but one informed and rational explanation for this – Muhammad was not a prophet and the Quran was not credible. The non-prophet, his un-god, and their non-book were as stated. It is as obvious to us today as it was to these men – all of whom lost their lives to Muhammad’s rage. Please do not allow them to have died in vain. Listen to what they had to say because it is all true.

Rather than preach salvation to his tribe, Muhammad taunted his accusers: “Some of them talk ill of the Prophet. For 491those who offend Allah’s Apostle there is a painful punishment. Anyone who opposes Allah and His Prophet will abide in hell forever.” In a duet with Allah, Muhammad bellowed: my critics are: “despicable men, contemptible swearers, back-biters. They’re feeble scandal-mongers.” Carried away in the moment, the god of the Quran said that his creation were: “mischief mongers, faggots, apes, nail biters, donkeys, pigs, and tongue twisters.” It was a war of words. The sticks and stones would come later.

Muslim apologists insist that their prophet’s warmongering in Yathrib, which they prefer to call Medina, was a result of the verbal assault Muhammad endured in Petra, which they moved to Mecca. But according to the Hadith, it was Muhammad who tongue lashed first and best. The response of the unbelieving Hashim was measured and reasonable. They sought peace through diplomacy and were ultimately terrorized, plundered, and conquered as a result. Their plight should scream out to us today.

The Islam vs. Disbeliever contest seldom rose above an exchange of insults in Petra. And while they no longer echo off of the pink sandstone walls of the fallen city, they still resonate with those who hear them…

Ishaq:130 & Tabari VI:101 “‘The nastiest thing I saw the Quraysh do to the Messenger occurred when their nobles assembled in the Hijr. They discussed Muhammad, saying, “We have never seen the kind of trouble we have endured from this fellow. He has derided our traditional values, declared our way of life foolish, abused and insulted our forefathers, reviled our religion, caused division among us, divided the community, and cursed our gods.”’”

Not only was this a measured and articulate assessment, surpassing anything we have read in the Quran, but the vast majority of these men would have been monotheists as Jews, Christians, and Arab converts to Judaism. And what these men and women did not yet know 492was that the insanity they were witnessing in this demon-possessed madman and imbecile without any hint of morality, the psychosis and narcissism, the lack of empathy and sadistic tendencies in this messenger with a penchant for pedophilia and rape, would soon be manifest in an explosion of terror and mass murder. What they heard and saw in Petra was but a cruel hint of what would come. If they knew then what we know now, they would have killed him and saved the lives of billions.

Ishaq:130 & Tabari VI:101 “‘We have endured a great deal from him.’ While they were saying this, the Apostle walked up and kissed the Black Stone. Then he performed the circumambulation of the Ka’aba. As he did they said some injurious things about him.

I could see from the Messenger’s face that he had heard them. When he passed a second time they made similar remarks. When he passed them the third time, the Prophet stopped and said, ‘Hear me, O Quraysh. By Him who holds Muhammad’s life in his hand, I will bring you slaughter.’”

And he did.

If it ended there, in Petra, it would have been a travesty for those poor souls clinging to life in the desolate valley. But it didn’t. The slaughter spread to the Jews in Yathrib, and then to Yemen, across Arabia, to Judea and Syria, to Persia and Byzantium, and then from India to Spain. And Muslims are still at it, slaughtering and pillaging, marauding and murdering, raping and enslaving, torturing and terrorizing. It is so bad that those infected with this plague celebrate their cruelty and carnage – especially when the casualties are Christians and Jews.

Onward Jihadist, marching off to terror, with the Quran of Muhammad going on before. Allah, the only Lord, incites against every foe. Forward into battle, see his banners flow. Onward Mujahid, marching off to mayhem with the words of Muhammad going on before.

493In the aforementioned narrative, the founder of Islam was performing pagan rites, kissing a rock idol and venerating a rock shrine. He had attacked the traditional values of his people, demeaned their ancestors, and caused division. He had built his “religion” of submission upon doctrines he had stolen from Qusayy, Hanif poetry, and Jewish folklore. And for what? So he could lay claim to Allah’s Fountain of Kausar – the Ka’aba Inc.

If you think my summation is too harsh, consider what just happened. After enduring years of hate speech from Muhammad, his neighbors criticized him. They accurately labeled the non-prophet’s religion as “plagiarized madness and sorcery.” In response, the founder of Islam turned to his accusers and said, “I will bring you slaughter.” Not salvation, not good news, not a wonderful message from a loving God. No. “I will bring you slaughter.” It was Muhammad’s message. And he performed as promised.

In Petra, they were as stunned by this response to their verbal jousting as we should be today. They were in the presence of a cruel psychopath, and they now knew it. Unfortunately, they didn’t respond appropriately. They were wary of condemning a religion, no matter how corrupt. They were deluded into thinking that a tyrant could be appeased. As a result, these Arabs, Christians, and Jews would lose everything by accommodating the evil that had grown up in their midst.

Tabari VI:102 “They were gripped by what he had said. The word he used struck people so not one could move. It was as though everyone had a bird perched on his head.

Even those who had been urging the severest measures against him, now spoke in a conciliatory way, using the politest expressions they could muster. They said, ‘Depart Abu al-Qasim [Muhammad’s real name]; for by Allah, you were never violent.’” At least he wasn’t before he became demon-possessed and poisoned by the Snake.

494In Arabic, abu means “slave to.” It is from the Hebrew ‘eded | slave and its verbal root, ‘abad | to work for and serve. Qasim in Arabic means “One Who Disputes.” In Hebrew, from which Arabic was derived, qasim is transliterated qasem and speaks of “practicing divination and witchcraft in service to Ba’al | the Lord.” Perfect. Muhammad was an avid sorcerer by name, indeed, in bondage to the occult. Is it any wonder that he changed his name, as he did that of his god, when he migrated from messenger to terrorist?

Peace is not the absence of war; it is not obtained through accommodation. These men wanted to live in peace, so they capitulated. They strove to understand their menace, to talk to their tormentor, to satiate his demands. They were politically correct and got pummeled for it. Their olive branches were turned into spears of reprisal. Within a decade of this peace initiative, the entire Middle East, from Persia to Egypt, was stung by Islam.

Appeasing tyrants is the surest path to war. Neville Chamberlain appeased Adolf Hitler in Munich using his nicest words – perhaps because they were kindred spirits with a shared passion for eugenics. The British Prime Minister, like the residents of Petra, capitulated. The Brits gave the Nazis Czechoslovakia. The deadliest war in human history was the result. Today, a contest is being held for the next Neville Chamberlain. The doctrine being appeased, indeed, rewarded for savagery and terrorism, is Islam, and the sacrificial victim is Israel via the Two-State Solution. Will it be Lapid or Biden, Xi or Putin, MBS or Sinwar, or another Devil’s Advocate – one who marches into Jerusalem under the banner of peace only to rip the nation to pieces – say on the 1^st of Abyb 2030?

Progressives and Muslims the world over are trumpeting this very thing, a “land for peace” initiative, in hopes of satiating a terrorist manifesto. But as before, if a nation is sacrificed to a hostile doctrine, if Israel is given to 495Islam, the world will erupt in a global war. This time the weapons are better, so billions, not just millions, will die. Negotiating with tyrants simply fuels their fanaticism. No matter how much one gives, it is never enough. Evil must never be allowed to fester and grow – even if it masquerades as a religion of peace.

That said, bullets and bombs don’t work either. For every jihadist killed, ten more emerge. It is what Israel experienced in Gaza when the IDF believed that they could eliminate Hamas – not knowing that they were but a symptom of the plague.

Tabari VI:102 “The Prophet left and the next day they gathered in the Hijr. I (Abdallah) was again present. ‘You were talking about the unpleasantness which you endured and the things Muhammad has done, but when he said something disagreeable you shrank from him.’” As a result, the doves were consumed by the hawk.

Ishaq:131 & Bukhari:V5B57N27 “Then I saw Uqba coming to the Prophet while he was praying. He seized his robe. Abu Bakr came crying and pulled Uqba away. He said, ‘Would you kill a man just because he says: “Allah is my Lord.”’ Then they left. That is the worst that I ever saw the Quraysh do to him.”

Abu Bakr’s overreaction to the tug on his pal’s lapel was contrived to make sure Muslims wouldn’t miss the intent of the Quran, which is to believe the unbelievable and capitulate, becoming slaves or else. And while the “or else” which caused the deadly plague of Islam to spread from a measly band of malcontents and misfits in the desert to infect almost everyone from India to Spain was “or die,” that is not the message of the Quran. No, it is far worse.

While the Lord of the Rock has staked his reputation on the annihilation of civilian communities, from cities to civilizations, positioning himself as a terrorist, the Best of Slaughterers, that is just a sign of what he envisions. The real show, the purpose of the Quran, is not about pursuing 496the ignominious death of humankind but, instead, about perpetrating a life of eternal torment.

The plot of the Quran is to bring everyone to the Warden of Hell. Allah’s actual intent is to resurrect bodies so that he can torture them. That is why Resurrection Day is both Judgment Day and the Day of Doom. The hideous demonic spirit of the Quran is so psychotic and sadistic, so demented and depraved that he conceived Islam for the express purpose of bringing humankind down to his level – an anguishing eternity in Hell.

While there can be no informed or rational retort to the realization that my assessment is an accurate reflection of the Quran for the preponderance of people – those who have not capitulated to this absurdity – what about the believers? Aren’t they promised eternal bliss in gardens of sexual assault on minors – with a double portion offered to those who slaughter Jews – making them the exception to this blanket indictment?

What are the odds of that being true? Are they about the same as the chance that the voice of the Snake inspiring this Quran is actually that of God? Does anyone, apart from the mental midgets marauding as Muslims actually believe that God can be this decedent and demonic, this out of touch with reality and illiterate?

The only real question is – what happened to the Snake who slithered out of the Garden after corrupting ‘Adam and Chawah? He was at least clever in the ways he worked with rabbis Paul and Akiba to create Christianity and Judaism by way of replacement Messiahs. The resulting New Testament and Talmud are ingenious counterfeits, capable of fooling people with an average IQ above 70. But not the Quran, not Islam, because there is nothing even remotely credible about Allah’s Delusions of Grandeur. Frankly, I’d expect better of this Snake.

497It is pathetic, inexcusable, that Islam exists, that it is viewed favorably, and that its spread is encouraged, considering the consequence and carnage. What is wrong with humanity such that there aren’t 100 people among 8 billion willing to say that the problem is Islam, not the Muslim Brotherhood or the PLO, not al-Qaeda or ISIS, not Hezbollah or Boko Haram, not Hamas or Fatah? These are diabolical symptoms of the most degrading, destructive, and deadly plague to infect the planet.

Let’s turn back to the Quran and let the Snake masquerading as “Allah” bury himself. First, to prove that my assessment of Islam is accurate, consider At-Tariq | The Nightcomer. In it, Satan, after identifying himself as Halal ben Shachar – the Brilliantly Arrogant Morning Star, forgets about stinking slime and nutfah drops and foists himself as the creator by posturing the notion of water gushing from “between the backbone and the ribs.” He tells those who believe his nonsense that they are being guarded at all times so that he is able to return every soul to himself – just as I have surmised. It is then Satan’s intent to interrogate every individual with no exceptions, at which time every person will be alone with “Allah,” incapacitated and powerless. That is the Snake’s plan…

Quran 086.001 “By the heaven or sky and the nightcomer.

Quran 086.002 And what can make you know what the nightcomer (Morning Star) (is)?

Quran 086.003 (It is) the star (of) the piercing brightness!

Quran 086.004 (There is) not any soul but over it a guard.

Quran 086.005 So let man see from what he is created.

Quran 086.006 He is created from a water ejected,

Quran 086.007 Coming forth from between the backbone and the ribs.

Quran 086.008 Lo, He (is) able to return him,

Quran 086.009 (The) Day the secrets will be examined,

498Quran 086.010 Then for him, there will not be any power of any helper.

Quran 086.011 (I swear) by the sky which returns,

Quran 086.012 And (by) the earth which splits open,

Quran 086.013 Lo, it (the Quran) (is) surely a word decisive and conclusive,

Quran 086.014 And it (is) not pleasant, a joke for amusement.

Quran 086.015 Lo, Verily, they are plotting a plot.

Quran 086.016 But I am planning a plan and scheming a scheme (too).

Quran 086.017 So give the disbelievers a respite, give a respite to them for a short while.”

At times like these, I feel the hand of God on me as I eviscerate this Snake. I entered my study this morning knowing that I had to postpone our review of the 40^th surah, which I had previously presented at this point in the narrative. As you will see when we reach that point in the flow of events, it is more correctly positioned after, not before, the Satanic Verses.

The introduction I had written for it played off Abu Bakr’s overreaction to the ensuing incitement around the Ka’aba. So that would have to change because I also realized that there were some six or seven surahs revealed at this time which I had not yet presented, and that it was now or never if we were to adhere to the chronological approach to the Quran I had promised.

Once I had repositioned the review of the 40^th surah to the end of this chapter, I felt inspired to convey the bold and blunt assessment of Allah, and the intent of the Quran, you read moments ago. Pleased, knowing that this was the most accurate and salient evaluation of Allah’s intent ever written, I turned to my notes and realized that the next surah I needed to review was the 86^th – because it was the first of six revealed at this time among those we had not yet 499covered. Then there it was, Allah’s confession to what I had just written – “I am planning a plan and scheming a scheme.” The Quran is Allah’s plot, a devilish scheme to torment humankind. It isn’t a joke, and it is not pleasant.

The 84^th surah is a companion to the 86^th. It begins with the sky falling and an obedient earth spitting out its secrets at the Lord’s command. As “Allah” reviews the ledger, most will pray for death, begging him to end their eternal torture of being roasted in the fire. “Proving” that this abuse is inevitable, the Lord swears by the gathering darkness and by the full moon. He claims that these disbelievers will not fall prostrate when the Quran is recited, so for them is the grievous and terrible torment.

Without further ado, here is the Lord’s Al-Inshiqaq | Splitting Asunder…

Quran 084.001 “When the sky is split and torn asunder,

Quran 084.002 And is obligated to listen to and obey her Lord,

Quran 084.003 And when the earth is stretched out, flattened, and spread open,

Quran 084.004 And has cast out what was in her and becomes empty,

Quran 084.005 As a result of being obligated to listen to and obey her Rabbi | Lord,

Quran 084.006 O man, lo, verily you must labor to strive toward your Lord (with) a hard exertion. And you (will) meet Him.

Quran 084.007 Then as for (him) who is given his recorded ledger in his right,

Quran 084.008 Soon his ledger will be taken, an account easy,

Quran 084.009 And he will return to his people happily.

Quran 084.010 But as for (him) who is given his record behind his back,

Quran 084.011 Then soon he will cry, praying for (his) destruction and death,

500Quran 084.012 for he will enter and burn (in) the scorching Blaze and taste its burning.

Quran 084.013 Lo, he had been among his people, happy,

Quran 084.014 Lo, he never thought that he would return,

Quran 084.015 Yes! Nay! Verily, his Lord was the All-Seer of him – always spying.

Quran 084.016 So Nay! I swear by the twilight glow,

Quran 084.017 And by the night and what it envelops, gathers in its darkness, and enshrouds,

Quran 084.018 And the moon when it becomes full,

Quran 084.019 You will certainly embark stage to stage, one state to another.

Quran 084.020 So what (is the matter) with them (that) they do not believe?

Quran 084.021 When the Quran is recited to them, they do not fall prostrate.

Quran 084.022 Nay! Those who disbelieve deny, disavow, and belie, rejecting.

Quran 084.023 And al-Lahu | the For-Him knows what they secrete, hiding within themselves.

Quran 084.024 So give them the tidings of a painful punishment, a grievous doom,

Quran 084.025 Except those who believe and do the guarding and their duty. For them a reward never ending.”

The conclusion that al-Lahu’s intent with the Quran is to have humanity suffer with him in Hell cannot be denied without refuting what the Lord says within the Quran. And as such, there can be no denying that Allah is Satan without repudiating the Quran.

Fortunately, the sky does not listen to the Lord of Delusions, and it will not be torn asunder. The Earth will not be spread apart at the command of the Snake, and it has no secrets to divulge.

501Fortunately, only believers who abuse others in the name of their Lord will meet him, but it will not be under the circumstances they anticipate. There is no ledger nor is there any benefit to being a righty. However, I do appreciate that deniers will not be treated fairly because the Lord is working to slander them behind their backs.

And as I have surmised, Allah’s intended victims will beg for death because they will want to end the pain of eternal damnation, recognizing that Allah would have them forever roasting above the flames of Hell. Just as Satan will have no reprieve, nor will those who deny that the Snake was God. This is the good news, the happy tidings, of the Quran, forever etched in the Devil’s delirium.

Allah swears to it, with the enshrouding darkness and full moon as his witness. So, apart from Allah being Satan in drag, and his appeal being to be tortured in hell, why wouldn’t everyone just give up and believe? Why not fall prostrate and capitulate when this dirty little book is recited? Why belie something this demented and demonic when you could be among the dimwitted and delusional?

Working our way backward to retain our chronology, we are confronted with Al-Mutaffifin | The Defrauders and Cheaters of the 83^rd surah. Before we begin, what would you wager that it is a repeat of what we have just read, albeit perhaps with a decadent twist? After all, if there is only a stick, then the only reason for being an Islamic slave would be to avoid Allah as he roasts the inhabitants of Hell.

Quran 083.001 “Woe, to the defrauders who give less,

Quran 083.002 Those who, when they take a measure from the people, they take in full,

Quran 083.003 But when they give by measure (to) them or they weigh (for) them, they give less.”

Muhammad never worked an honest day in his life. He went from a pagan recluse seeking self-justification in dark 502caves amongst degenerate spirits to acting like one. Islam prospered because he became a thief, stealing by force of arms what belonged to others – all with Allah’s sanction and approval. Therefore, the Lord of Uneven Dealings is simply justifying his desire to abuse humanity.

As a reminder, resurrecting decayed bodies from long ago is neither possible nor desirable. Further, recognizing that the Lord of Do Nothing hasn’t so much as lifted a fang in support of Muslims, he does not have the wherewithal to undertake the counterproductive and unfeasible.

Quran 083.004 “Do they not think that they will be resurrected again,

Quran 083.005 For a Day Grievous, Great, and Awful,

Quran 083.006 (The) Day man will stand before the Rabbi of the ‘alamin | worlds of men and jinn?

Quran 083.007 Nay, indeed, the ledger (of) the disbelievers (is) surely in Sijjin.

Quran 083.008 And what can make you know what (is) Sijjin?

Quran 083.009 A book written.”

Curious as always, I checked to see how Muslims define Sijjin since the Grievous Rabbi would have us believe that it is a “written book” – an unfamiliar and unachievable prospect in his case, lacking, as snakes do, opposable thumbs.

Our first clue was the jin suffix, telling us that the Lord’s ledger was demonic. Therefore, we should not be surprised that Muslims say that sijjin means “eternal imprisonment where unbelievers are kept.” It is of Persian origin, and speaks of the “underworld, the netherworld of an underground hell of severe torture and cramped conditions.” Some refer to it as “the seventh earth, serving as a repository for unbelievers.” According to linguists, sijjin is an adjective meaning “intensely vehement” and is related to a “penitentiary for imprisonment” since sijn 503means “prison.” Therefore, Hell’s Warden has a dossier on his intended victims.

Moving on, fellow rejecters, please note that woeful deniers are not other than those who step outside the lines the Lord has drawn in blood. However, since “Allah” continually misappropriates and then misrepresents the stories of those who lived long ago, how can it be wrong to acknowledge the un-god’s reliance on them?

Quran 083.010 “Woe, that Day to the deniers,

Quran 083.011 Those who deny (the) Day (of) the Judgment,

Quran 083.012 And none can deny it except every disbelieving transgressor exceeding the bounds,

Quran 083.013 When are recited to him Our Verses. He says, ‘Stories (of) the former (people).’”

Before speaking, the Snake would be wise if he read his own material. The Quran is comprised of the stories of former people. But not according to the oblivious Lord…

Quran 083.014 “Nay! But (the) stain has rusted over their hearts (based upon) what they used to earn.

Quran 083.015 Nay! Lo! Verily, they from their Rabbi, that Day will surely be partitioned, veiled from sight.

Quran 083.016 Then, lo, verily, they will burn (in) the flames of the Hell-Fire!

Quran 083.017 It will be said, ‘This (is) what you used to deny.”

Lord only knows what he is negating in the statement which follows. It reads like he is a naysayer on the righty ledger of Illiyin | the Most-High Heavens above the Garden. According to entomologists, illiyin is a derivative of the Hebrew ‘elyown | Almighty God, the Highest and Uppermost. So, it sounds like somebody is jealous.

Quran 083.018 “Nay! Lo! Verily, (the) ledger (of) the right surely in Illiyin.

504Quran 083.019 And what will make you know what (is) Illiyun?

Quran 083.020 A book written.

Quran 083.021 Witness it those brought near.”

Therefore, the Snake who couldn’t so much as produce a single written word on behalf of his Messenger, wants Muslims to believe that he has two imaginary books – one Hellish and the other Heavenly. And for those of Illiyun, lo, there is bliss, thrones, radiant faces, and pure wine sealed with musk that is a mixture of Tasneem. O my.

Quran 083.022 “Lo! Verily, the right (will) surely (be) in bliss,

Quran 083.023 On thrones observing.

Quran 083.024 You will recognize in their faces (the) radiance (of) bliss.

Quran 083.025 They will be given to drink of pure wine, sealed,

Quran 083.026 Its seal (will be of) musk. And for that let aspire the aspirers.

Quran 083.027 And its mixture (is) of Tasneem,

Quran 083.028 A spring will drink from it those brought near.”

Musk is a naturally occurring foul-smelling secretion produced by male deer. It is a sexual messaging pheromone collected by killing the deer and cutting off its musk gland and testicles and letting them dry under the sun. I rather doubt that musk is the sought-after aroma by wine connoisseurs. But not to worry, it’s being served to Islamic jihadists who previously got their jollies mutilating and raping boys and girls. I don’t suspect that there is a sommelier among the lot of them.

Since the pure musky wine is flowing into the Garden of Bliss out of a mixture provided by Tasneem, it is handy to know that this name was derived from the Arabic nomenclature for “camel’s hump.” Yummy.

505Quran 083.029 “Lo! Those who committed crimes used to laugh at those who believed.

Quran 083.030 And when they passed by them, they winked at one another,

Quran 083.031 And when they returned to their people, they would resume jesting,

Quran 083.032 And when they saw them, they said, ‘Lo! These surely have gone astray.’

Quran 083.033 But they had not been sent (as) guards over them.

Quran 083.034 So today, those who believed at the disbelievers will laugh,

Quran 083.035 On the thrones, witnessing.

Quran 083.036 Have the disbelievers been rewarded for what they used to do?”

Satan would have us believe that the crime the unbelievers committed to justify their eternal torment is that they laughed and winked at Muhammad’s malcontents. O my! May they be forced to drink musk wine from a camel’s hump – or was that the reward for the righties?

As we continue to move forward by going backward numerically, it is déjà vu all over again. It is now apparent that the Pen was busted and that a faulty mimeograph machine was deployed instead. There is so much redundancy amidst the doom and gloom, it’s little wonder Muhammad was called a warner, and that the Quran is “Allah’s” reminder.

Lo, we are regaled by the dreaded Al-Infitar | The Cleaving and Bursting. I am surprised there isn’t a surah dedicated to the legend of Chicken Little. Or would that be condemned as the lore of the ancients?

This time, the stars are also falling, the seas are gushing, and the Grim Reaper is desecrating graves. And 506yet, in spite of all of these plainly evident signs, O man is still deceived, seduced even by their munificent Rabbis.

Quran 082.001 “When the sky (is) cleft and torn asunder,

Quran 082.002 And when the stars fall and scatter,

Quran 082.003 And when the seas are made to gush forth,

Quran 082.004 And when the graves are overturned,

Quran 082.005 A man will know what it has sent forth and left behind.

Quran 082.006 Yaayyuha | O man! What has deceived, seducing you concerning your munificent Rabbi, the Most Noble?

Quran 082.007 Who created you then fashioned you then balanced you,

Quran 082.008 In whatever form what He willed and pleased, assembling you.

Quran 082.009 Nay! But you deny the Judgment.

Quran 082.010 And lo, verily over you (are) surely guards,

Quran 082.011 Noble illustrious scribes recording,

Quran 082.012 They know whatever you do.

Quran 082.013 Lo! The right surely in bliss.

Quran 082.014 And lo, the wicked surely in Hellfire.

Quran 082.015 They will burn (in) it (on the) Day (of) the Judgment.

Quran 082.016 And from it, they (will) not (be) absent or removed.

Quran 082.017 And what will make you know what (is the) Day (of) Judgment?

Quran 082.018 Then what will make you know what (is the) Day (of) Judgment?

Quran 082.019 (The) Day when a soul will be completely powerless, and the command and control that Day (will be) lillahi | with Him to do as He pleases.”

507At least I warned you that the mimeograph machine was busted. And frankly, I told all who would listen precisely what is recorded in the 19^th verse.

I can almost hear some murmuring, “Enough of this already. This is like nails screeching across a blackboard without intermission.” True that.

This is now the 48^th surah that we have endured from beginning to end – and in all of that time, the message has not changed. So, I repeat the question I asked previously – why is everyone so afraid to acknowledge the obvious? Allah is Satan and the Quran was conceived to lure the unsuspecting to Hell where the un-god of Islam would torture humankind forevermore. The Quran isn’t a holy book – it is vile from beginning to end. Islam isn’t a religion of peace but, instead, an excuse to terrorize mankind now and forevermore.

Just three more surahs and we’ll move on to the low-water mark of Islam with the Quraysh Bargain and Satanic Verses. But once we have forged our way through the swamp of surahs 76 through 78, we will have contemplated every verse of every early surah, beginning with the 67^th all the way through the 114^th. At this point, you know Islam better than 99.99% of Muslims – a worthy endeavor and dubious achievement.

Same tune, different verse. This is from the An Naba | Announcement. It begins stupidly, which is a serious upgrade from demonically, so let’s be grateful for this gift.

Quran 078.001 “About what are they asking one another,

Quran 078.002 About the Great News of awful tidings,

Quran 078.003 Which they disagree concerning it.

Quran 078.004 Nay! They will know.

Quran 078.005 Then, Nay! They will know soon.

508Quran 078.006 Have We not made the earth a spreading flat expanse?

Quran 078.007 And the mountains pegs?

Quran 078.008 And We created you (in) pairs.

Quran 078.009 And We made you sleep rest.

Quran 078.010 And We made the night covering.

Quran 078.011 And We made the day livelihood.

Quran 078.012 And We constructed over you seven strong.

Quran 078.013 And We placed a lamp burning.

Quran 078.014 We sent down from the clouds water pouring,

Quran 078.015 We might produce from it grain and plants,

Quran 078.016 And gardens (of) thick foliage.”

Enough stupidity because it’s time to be sadistic. And as we commence, please note the “Appointed Time” is from Miqatan, a derivative of the Hebrew Miqra’ | Invitation to be Called Out and Meet. This is important because it helps validate my assertion that Allah’s Judgment Day, his Day of Doom, is coterminous with the Miqra’ of Yowm Kipurym in 2033. And if I may quote God on this, “And (wa) you should extend (‘abar) a Showphar | ram’s-horn trumpet (showphar), sounding a blast which signals a warning and shouts for joy, providing notice of the doorway to healing (taruw’ah) on the tenth of the month (ba ha ‘asowr la ha chodesh) of the seventh month (ba ha chodesh ha shaby’iy), on the (ba ha) Day of Reconciliations (Yowm Kipurym). You shall continue to extend (‘abar) a Showphar (showphar) all throughout your realm (ba kol ‘erets ‘atem).” (Qara’ / Leviticus 25:9)

Aware of this, the wannabe god opines...

Quran 078.017 “Lo, Verily, (the) Day (of) Judgment is a Miqatan | appointed time.

509Quran 078.018 (The) Day the trumpet will be blown, and you will come forth (in) vast multitudes in hordes.

Quran 078.019 And the sky is opened and become as gateways.

Quran 078.020 And the mountains are moved, put into motion, and become a mirage.

Quran 078.021 Lo! Verily, Hell is lying in wait to ambush,

Quran 078.022 For the rebels an abode.

Quran 078.023 (They will) remain therein (for) eons.

Quran 078.024 Therein, they will not sleep, taste coolness, nor have any drink

Quran 078.025 Except scalding water and purulence – the rotten discharge from open wounds,

Quran 078.026 A fitting and appropriate reward.

Quran 078.027 Lo, they were not expecting an accounting.

Quran 078.028 And they denied Our Signs (with) denial,

Quran 078.029 And everything We have enumerated (in) a Book.

Quran 078.030 So taste. And never will We increase you (in) anything except more tormenting punishment.”

As before, the sky is opened, and the mountains move out of the way. But as a new insight, Hell is lurking in ambush. It is an abode for those rebels who dared wink at the Mighty Muhammad.

Once again, Hell is forever. For the Lord’s intended victims, there is no relenting, no sleep, and nothing to drink but scalding water and germ-ridden puss, all from the wounds the Lord has opened and aggravated. And lo, Satan views this demonic realm to be a fitting and appropriate reward for denying his vast array of nonexistent signs – all enumerated in his nonexistent book. And lest we forget, all that the un-god is offering is additional torment.

510Should you be among those who prefer decadence to a never-ending supply of demonic tortures, lo, lusty ladies, voluptuous, big-breasted babes, a full cup for you. But alas, you will have to forego the Quran because there will be no vanity or falsehood…

Quran 078.031 “Lo! Verily for those who guard, achievement.

Quran 078.032 Gardens and grapevines,

Quran 078.033 And splendid virgins, voluptuous women, full-breasted maidens, all the same age,

Quran 078.034 And a cup full.

Quran 078.035 They will not hear therein any vain talk and not any falsehood,

Quran 078.036 A reward from your Rabbi | Lord, a gift account.”

The Lord of Lusts and Torments regrets having informed you, that while the virgins are of the same age, should you be afforded a matching pair, their combined age would not reach that of consent.

And now as we wave our goodbyes to the lands of debauchery and demons, we have nothing left to say, a command of the Lord, who leaves us with a pair of Rabbis and a brace of pagan deities…

Quran 078.037 “Rabbi of the heavens and the earth and whatever is between both of them, al-Rahman | the Most Gracious. They have no power from Him to address,

Quran 078.038 (The) Day the Spirit will stand and the Angels (in) rows. They will not speak except who permits him, al-Rahman | the Most Gracious, and he (will) say (what is) correct.

Quran 078.039 That (is) the True the Day. So, whoever wills, let him take a return towards his Rabbi | Lord.

Quran 078.040 Lo! Verily, We, Ourselves, have warned you (of) a grievous and tormenting punishment near (the) Day the man will see what his hands have sent forth, and the disbeliever will say, ‘O I wish I were dust!”

511Fortunately, within a decade, such will be the fate of Allah. As I understand it, black holes are confining and uncomfortable – a just reward.

Whether or not you share my contention that Allah is Satan and that the Quran is the worst book ever written, or you’re just curious as to what would motivate men and women the world over to celebrate and encourage the kind of carnage perpetrated by Islamic terrorists in Israel on October 7^th, it ought to be painfully clear, Allah is not God and the Quran is demonic.

Case in point, the 77^th surah is called Al Mursalaat | The Emissaries, and yet no one knows who they might be, rendering the mercenaries moot. The only clue is provided in the second line, in which tempestuous and raging winds strike out violently. But if they are the Lord’s emissaries, then this is simply another temper tantrum – a child throwing sand in the faces of other kids in the sandbox (and then crying, claiming to be the victim).

Quran 077.001 “By al-mur’salati | the ones, either winds, angels, or messengers, sent forth one after another,

Quran 077.002 And the fal-‘asifati | winds that blow violently, raging hurricanes and tempestuous gusts striking viciously,

Quran 077.003 And (by) the ones, either winds, angels, or messengers, that scatter far and wide,

Quran 077.004 And those who separate one from another, winnowing,

Quran 077.005 And those who bring down (the) Reminder,

Quran 077.006 (As) justification to end all arguments and excuses, and as a warning,

Quran 077.007 Lo! Verily, what you are promised will surely come to pass.”

Rather than wielding words wisely, the linguistically challenged Lord of Doom is bypassing his woebegone troubadour to lash out at the denizens of the desert through 512a tempest. In keeping with his nature, the winds are violent and vicious. They scatter, separate, and divide.

That notwithstanding, this is a reminder that, to be perceived as real, this Snake in the Desert must claim credit for natural phenomena – giving things like wind, water, earth, and fire anthropomorphic qualities – as has long been the case with pagan religions. As we have noted throughout the Quran, in “Allah’s” repertoire, the sky falls, the earth cracks, the mountains flee, the fire roasts, the waters scald, and the winds viciously drive people away. So, at the very least, we can surmise that the un-god on his way to becoming Allah is an angry deity whose lack of friends is a result of being mean-spirited.

And lest we forget, the Lord’s rendition of winning an argument is to attack those who would dare spar with him. By lashing out, the un-god has issued his warning – there will be no excuses.

Continuing on this same theme, the Lord of Temper Tantrums proclaims…

Quran 077.008 “So when the stars are obliterated and lose their lights as they are put out,

Quran 077.009 And when the sky is ripped, split, and torn,

Quran 077.010 When the mountains are blown away as dust,

Quran 077.011 And when the Messengers are gathered to their appointed time, raising the little girls (buried alive),

Quran 077.012 For what Day is (the) time appointed and postponed, the signs deferred?

Quran 077.013 For Judgment Day.

Quran 077.014 And what will make you know what (is the) Judgment Day?

Quran 077.015 Woe, that Day to the deniers, repudiators, and rejecters.”

513The Snake is hallucinating, a common symptom of heatstroke. None of these things will occur – particularly at his command. Claiming credit for a tempest is about the limit of his capabilities.

However, this is a serious overreaction to verbal jousting, a mocking laugh, and dismissive wink that was occurring. It is as if watching a kindergartener in a sandbox go demonic, turning the playground upside down, burying the other children alive after sandblasting their skin, plucking off their fingernails, and gouging out their eyes, for having glanced longingly at one of his toys. That is what we are witnessing in these words.

That said, there will be a Judgment Day for wannabe gods and those who do their bidding. It will occur upon Yahowah’s return, between October 2^nd and October 7^th, 2033 / the Day of Reconciliations in year 6000 Yah leading to Sukah | Camping Out. The good news is that the deniers, repudiators, and rejecters will either be unharmed or rewarded on this day – depending upon their standing within the Covenant.

Since what follows did not occur, it means that the Lord is lying. There isn’t much value in dishonest deities.

Quran 077.016 “Did We not destroy the former (generations)?

Quran 077.017 Then We will make the later ones follow them.

Quran 077.018 Thus We deal with the disbelievers.

Quran 077.019 Woe that Day to the deniers.”

Well, at least Allah has found something he likes – destroying generations. As he has done, he will do. Or in Allah’s case, what he did not do, he will not do. It is how he deals not with nonbelievers.

Degrading humankind again, while simultaneously reminding us that he cannot remember what he said one day to the next, the Snake protests…

514Quran 077.020 “Did We not create you from despicable, worthless, and contemptible water?

Quran 077.021 Then We placed it in a safe abode,

Quran 077.022 For a period known,

Quran 077.023 So We measured, and We are the Best measurers,

Quran 077.024 Woe that Day to the deniers

Quran 077.025 Have We not made the earth a receptacle,

Quran 077.026 (For the) living and dead?

Quran 077.027 And We made, therein, firmly set tall mountain stabilisers [sic]. And We gave you sweet water to drink.”

What would possess a wannabe god to argue that he created mankind from something despicable? And then there was the causal link between measuring and the woe that awaits deniers? The idea of making the earth a repository for the living and dead is very creepy because it sounds as if the Lord intends to direct a variation of the Zombie Apocalypse – more commonly known as Muslims being Muslims.

Even when confronted with contemptible creations, deadly earthly receptacles, and mountainous stabilizers, there would be those who would deny Measure Man. But before we go there, I must admit that Measure Man is a name I have not heard for a very long time. I coined it while eviscerating this same Snake in Ezekiel for Babel’s Abominable and Venomous. In it, as the Lord contemplated burying Moriah, Jerusalem, and Judea under a monstrous trophy to his ego, he deployed Measure Man to capture every gaudy dimension.

As I have shared previously, this is my third bout with the Devil, now adding God Damn Religion to the previously written Questioning Paul, revised and renamed Twistianity, and Babel. After having composed ten volumes exposing and condemning the Lord of Religion, I 515may have earned a merit badge for having endured this much exposure to the stench of hell along the way. And so should you wonder why I’m prone to sarcasm, it is not only the best defense, but it helps to maintain one’s sanity along the way.

Now continuing deeper into the Day of Woe…

Quran 077.028 “Woe to the deniers and repudiators that Day.

Quran 077.029 Proceed to what you used to deny.

Quran 077.030 Proceed to a shadow having three ramifications.

Quran 077.031 No cool shade and no availing against the flame of the blazing fire.

Quran 077.032 Lo! It throws up sparks as a fortress,

Quran 077.033 As if they were yellow camels.

Quran 077.034 Woe to the deniers that Day.

Quran 077.035 This (is) a Day they will not speak.

Quran 077.036 And it will not be permitted for them to make excuses.

Quran 077.037 Woe to the deniers that Day.

Quran 077.038 This (is) Judgment Day. We have gathered you and the former (people).

Quran 077.039 So if there is for you a plan or plot, then plan and scheme against Me.

Quran 077.040 Woe to the deniers that Day.”

A spirit who would say, “Believe me or I will torture you forever” is Satan, not God. And frankly, there is a sane approach to being properly recognized as God – speak clearly, consistently, and correctly. Then after saying something worthwhile, prove its validity through prophecy. Let those who are interested respond and dismiss those who are not. The few who mislead and abuse others 516by making spurious claims can then be separated. Say it. Do it. Be done with it.

That way we can dispense with all of the disbeliever accusations, the denials, and three ramifications while only listing two. Although I’m curious, with all of the stars dimmed and with this occurring in Hell, which Muslims claim is subterranean, why would there be shadows, cool or otherwise? Or is the Islamic Hell actually around a campfire in the Arabian Desert, such that Paradise is nothing more than an oasis? After all, would this be the natural place to describe flames as if they were camels?

As was the case with the 86^th surah, we have dueling plots, with Satan scheming against humankind and men plotting against the Devil. But this time, the Lord is daring his slaves to revolt. It’s like a coiled rattlesnake and a hiker daring one another to make the next move.

With the exception of the lo-lusty ladies, the garden of bliss continues to read like a welcoming oasis in the desert…

Quran 077.041 “Lo! Those who guard their duty and fear, in shades and springs,

Quran 077.042 And fruits from what they desire,

Quran 077.043 Eat and drink (to) satisfaction for what you used to do.

Quran 077.044 Lo! We thusly reward the good-deed-doers.”

Would you buy rotten fruit and tainted water from this dispensary, or would you look elsewhere?

This Snake continues to struggle with his impotence. He really, really wants to be the Lord of Doom but can’t seem to make it happen. So the best he has to offer is, “You just wait. Sure, you are happy and productive now, even sane, but one day I’ll make you pay for denying me.”

Quran 077.045 “Woe to the deniers that Day.

517Quran 077.046 Eat and enjoy yourselves a little, for you are guilty disbelievers.

Quran 077.047 Woe to the deniers, repudiators, and rejectors that Day.

Quran 077.048 And when it is said to them, ‘Bow!’ They do not bow down and prostrate themselves.

Quran 077.049 Woe to the deniers that Day.

Quran 077.050 Then in what statement, message, or lore after this will they believe?”

Is it really too much to ask? As a lowly Snake, all Allah wants is for mankind to come down to his level and put their snouts in the dirt along with him. “Bow, prostrate yourself to me in submission, becoming my slave and I promise not to bite you. You can trust me. I’m the Best of Snakes.”

Actually, there was no message after this and no reason to believe. Knowing is infinitely superior. Yahowah’s last prophetic revelation to His creation was delivered through Mal’aky | My Messenger circa 447 BCE – exactly 1,000 years after annunciating the prophetic witness of His Towrah | Teaching through Moseh circa 1447 BCE.

While I’m not a prophet, based upon the copious prophetic portrayals of this mission, Yada Yahowah represents the only intervening witness to Yisra’el between Mal’aky and the Miqra’ of Kipurym in year 6000 Yah in 2033. God has provided everything we need to know to become part of His Covenant Family, attend the Miqra’ey, and benefit from all He is offering.

With our review of Ad-Dahr | Time, we will have completed our assessment of surahs recited prior to the occasion of the Satanic Verses. Since it represents the turning point in Muhammad’s life and ushers in the Islamic 518Era with the Migration of Shame and the inception of the War Against All Mankind, this is a momentous occasion.

Quran 076.001 “Has there not been over man a period of time when he was not worth mentioning?”

No.

Quran 076.002 “Lo! Verily, We have created man from nutfah | drops of mixed sexual discharge in order to try him. So We made him a hearer, a seer.”

So much for the contemptible water theory. Creative propositions seem to wither and wilt in the desert sun. But this is a new approach, the nutfah drops of mixed sexual discharge are now a test, the reason mankind became a hearer and seer. So, being honest, I would have failed this test, thinking that parts other than ears and eyes were responsible for nutfah. And who wouldn’t like a little more nutfah in their lives?

Quran 076.003 “Verily, We showed him the way, whether he be grateful or ungrateful.”

We should be grateful that this Snake shed his skin in plain sight, making it easy to properly identify his species – demonic reptilian, a.k.a. Satan. And by doing so, we have explained Allah’s preoccupation with fetters and fire…

Quran 076.004 “Verily, We have prepared for the kafir | disbelievers iron chains, shackles, collars, and a blazing Fire.”

One would think that with the Lord of the Quran consistently gloating that he has prepared fetters and flames in anticipation of controlling and torturing mankind, that everyone would see Allah for who and where he is – Satan in She’owl. He is the opposite of Yahowah.

Further, with almost every depiction of the Garden as a desert oasis, why do Muslims think that they are headed to paradise? Allah has no intention of letting them out of the wilderness. There is no freedom or Exodus in Islam.

519Quran 076.005 “Surely the devotees will drink cups flavored with kafur | palm blossoms.”

Before we move past the haunting nectar of palm blossoms, I thought you may want to know before indulging that kafir | disbelievers and kafur | palm blossoms are written identically in the pre-vocalized script of the Quran. Therefore, the beverage is flavored with the aroma of burnt infidel.

Quran 076.006 “A spring wherefrom the slaves of al-Lahi | To Him will drink, causing it to gush forth abundantly.

Quran 076.007 They fulfill vows and fear a Day (which) is widespread, all encompassing, and evil.”

So, why are the shackles, collars, and fetters for the infidels if the Muslims are Allah’s slaves? Why is Allah’s Day a time of widespread evil if he is supposed to be God, not Satan? And why are Muslims afraid of it?

As we consider Allah’s Sandbox, why don’t the slaves relish the food? Why is the orphan hungry? Isn’t Allah running the Garden commissary? And how can any of this be rewarding if the righties remain captive?

Quran 076.008 “And they feed the food rather than love it (to the) needy orphan and captive.

Quran 076.009 We only feed you for the sake of al-Lahi | To Him, desiring neither reward nor thanks.”

Who is feeding whom for the sake of al-Lahi? Are we to assume that Allah is as incapacitated in the Garden as he continues to be on Earth? Is this why the quadriplegic deity needs to retain his slaves? Or is Satan’s predicament even more dire as a karuwb with clipped wings?

While unwise, fearing the Lord of Torments is a prerequisite in Islam. Therefore, those with frowning faces must be Allah’s slaves. Evidently, the Garden isn’t to their liking. Methinks there is there an undisclosed trapdoor to 520Hell that the rivers running beneath the Garden have undermined.

Quran 076.010 “Lo! We fear from our Rabbin | Lord (on) a dreaded Day (which is) calamitous and horrible, with the frowning faces of fate looking woeful from extreme dislikeness [sic].

Quran 076.011 So al-Lahu | For Him will protect evil that Day and cause them to meet nadratan | the brightness and bliss.”

Surprise, surprise! There are no virgins in paradise. On the dreaded and fateful Day of Doom, these Muslim slaves will be frowning and miserable when they actually meet the brilliant al-Lahu. Bliss for him is woe for you.

Therefore, a word of advice. Should you be among those seeking protection from sadistic tortures, don’t surrender to the fellow who owns and operates the dungeon.

As the Snake continues his ominous show and tell, his frowning slaves are rewarded with silky prison attire. But alas, they are cast into darkness as there is no sun and shade abounds…

Quran 076.012 “And will reward them for their perseverance and patience a Garden and silk,

Quran 076.013 Reclining therein on raised seats, they will see there neither the sun nor freezing cold.

Quran 076.014 And the shades are near and above them, and will hang low, bunches of fruits dangling low.

Quran 076.015 And vessels of silver will be circulated among them, cups are crystal,

Quran 076.016 Crystal clear of silver. They will determine its measure.

Quran 076.017 And they will be given to drink therein, a cup and its mixture (of) Zanjabil.

Quran 076.018 A spring therein named Salsabil,

521Quran 076.019 And will circulate among them young boys made eternally youthful. When you see them you would think of them as scattered pearls.

Quran 076.020 And when you look, then you will see delights, a blessing of and a great dominion.

Quran 076.021 Upon their bodies garments (of) fine silk, green and heavy brocade. And they will be adorned (with) bracelets of silver. And their Lord will give them to drink, a drink pure and holy.

Quran 076.022 Lo! Verily, this is for you, a reward. And your effort has been appreciated.”

The only way for a place to remain lightless and warm is for it to be under great pressure – like the molten core of the Earth. And this means that the Garden of Bliss, Allah’s Paradise, is in Hell. Bottoms up, buttercup, your devotion to murdering Jews is greatly appreciated. Surely, you were not dumb enough to believe that heaven was for the hellish. Allah has a special treat, a particularly raunchy reward, ready for you – sadistic sodomy. It’s the delightful blessing of the great dominion.

Not that it matters, but we are once again confronted by the communicable cup made of crystal-clear silver. This time it is filled with a determined measure of Zanjabil, which is the Persian word for ginger. So, while the drink may be spicy and pure, the Arabic is not.

We have also returned to the lustful offering homosexual pedophilia with young boys of perpetual youth being circulated with their scattered pearls. They are evidently galivanting seductively in their silk robes and adorned in silver bracelets – also known as fetters.

And there is no worry about them complaining because the Lord has taken care of that with his holy brew. The boys and their pearls are a reward for a job well done. And who said that Satan didn’t know how to play nice and have a good time? Lube, anyone?

522Should you chafe at the inuendo, relax, because it is deserved. The Muslim boys seeking admission to Allah’s perverted brothel punched their ticket by raping, robbing, mutilating, and murdering Jews. There is something poetic about knowing that they will get their just desert.

This is why the Quran was revealed…

Quran 076.023 “Lo! We, Ourselves, Indeed, We revealed to you the Quran progressively, by stages.

Quran 076.024 So be patient and wait for the Command of Rabbika | your Lord and not obey any sinner or ingrate from them or kafur | disbeliever.

Quran 076.025 And remember the name (of) Rabbika | your Lord morning and evening.

Quran 076.026 And of the night, prostrate to Him and glorify Him a night long.”

Satan seeks submission.

But isn’t it interesting that Allah’s preference is for prostrations? He wants everyone’s nose in the dirt in which he was forced to grovel. And he wants their asses in the air all night long. What better way to sodomize men.

Yes, it is graphic, crude, and demeaning – but don’t blame me – I’m just reporting what we are reading.

When we consider these past eight surahs, they have all been focused on teases and taunts that would not come to fruition for another 1,400 years. So, what is the purpose of revealing these repetitive rants in stages, at the rate of one recital a month? Does this Rabbi think his slaves are slow learners?

Up to this point, the only names we have seen in the Quran are those of gods and goddesses other than Allah. And even here, he is referenced by the titles al-Lahu and Rabbi, rather than by name. And speaking of the un-god of Islam, why do you suppose he fell out of first-person plural 523and spoke in third-person singular when begging for prostrations?

According to what follows, the prerequisite of becoming a Muslim is to hate one’s life. And I suppose that would explain why 99.99% of suicide bombers are Muslims. But lucky for them, even after blowing themselves to smithereens, their Rabbi is promising to make them all new again – just like the virgins in paradise.

But please, Mr. Rabbi, let’s not play games with the contemptible slaves. There is no such thing as volition among slaves or freewill under the auspices of predestination. As the All-Knower, surely you are aware.

Quran 076.027 “Lo! These love the immediate and leave behind them a grave Day.

Quran 076.028 We created them, and We strengthened their forms, and when We want, We can change their likenesses, replacing man by substituting another in his stead.

Quran 076.029 Lo! Verily, this a reminder so whoever wills let him take to Rabbihi | his Lord a way.

Quran 076.030 And you will not be except that as For Him wills. Lo! For Him is All-Knower, All-Wise.

Quran 076.031 He admits whom He want into His mercy. But for the polytheists and disbelievers, He has prepared a painful punishment for them.”

As I mentioned a moment ago, in the Lord’s realm, he alone decides. He tempts, taunts, and torments who he wills. And his overwhelming preference is to inflict painful punishments.

And alas, lowly human, you are replaceable.



524Our sojourn through the surahs has brought us up to date with the shenanigans playing out between Muhammad and his relatives in Petra. We are now properly prepared for the Never-Ending Argument to reach its climax with the Pagan Indulgence and Satanic Verses, leading to the War Against All Mankind.

But first, considering Allah’s paralysis, the tormented messenger would need some muscle…

Tabari VI:103 & Ishaq:131 “Hamzah bin Abdul Muttalib came with his bow slung over his shoulder. He was a great huntsman and used to go out for game with his bow and arrows. When he came back from the hunt he would not go back to his family until he had circumambulated the Ka’aba.

He was the strongest man of the Quraysh. A woman rose up and said, ‘If only you had seen what your nephew Muhammad had to endure just now before you came. Abu Jahl spoke to him offensively.’”

First blood…

Tabari VI:103 & Ishaq:131 “Hamzah was carried away by a fury, as it was Allah’s will to honor him this way. [In Islam, it is an honor to be furious.] He went off quickly, not stopping to speak to anyone. Instead of circumambulating the Ka’aba, he was ready to attack Abu Jahl when he saw him.

When he entered the mosque, [This is a reminder that the courtyard surrounding the Ka’aba was a pagan mosque, or place of prostration, before it was the center of Islamic worship. Further, the prostration prayer, Islam’s signature move, preceded the Quran.] he saw him sitting among the people. Hamzah raised his bow and gave Jahl a blow which split his head open in an ugly way. He said, ‘Do you insult him when I am a member of his religion? Hit me back if you can.’”

Before Islam, Hamzah hunted for food. After Islam, he hunted men for his god. While he was but a lone terrorist with a bow, he established the pattern that would soon rock the world.

525The change did not escape notice.

Tabari VI:104 & Ishaq:132 “(Hamza’s) Islam was complete. He followed the Prophet’s every command. The Quraysh recognized that by Hamzah’s acceptance of Islam Muhammad had been made strong. Hamzah would protect him.” Violence made a man’s Islam complete. And a man made a prophet strong.

Ishaq:141 & Tabari VI:104 “The first to recite the Quran aloud in Mecca after the apostle was Abdallah bin Mas’ud. One day the companions of the Prophet were assembled together [all five of them] and remarked, ‘The Quraysh have never heard this Quran recited aloud to them. Who will make them listen to it?’”

This is an astonishing admission. Should this be the case, what is the basis of the Never-Ending Argument?

Muhammad is either 50 or 68 years old (depending on whether the allusion to the Year of the Elephant in 552 CE was correct) and a full decade into his mission. Petra was a scarcely populated relic, sandwiched between stately sandstone walls. Every word echoed. Moreover, by this time, between 80 and 90 surahs had been revealed, 75 percent of the Quran. And yet, at this critical juncture, “the Quraysh have never heard this Quran recited aloud to them.”

Then why the war of words between Muhammad and his critics? If Muhammad wasn’t reciting the Quran, what on Earth was he saying that was so obnoxious? Should this be true, what made Muhammad a messenger? And why were his kin being attacked as disbelievers if they hadn’t been offered anything to believe? What signs, proofs, and verses were they denying?

Ishaq:141 & Tabari VI:104 “Abdallah bin Mas’ud said, ‘I will.’ They said, ‘We fear what they will do to you. What we want is a man who has a clan who will protect him against them if they seek to harm him.’ He replied, ‘Let me do it. Allah will protect me.’” But alas, Allah was never into protecting anyone.

Tabari didn’t reference the surah Mas’ud elected to recite, but Ishaq did. I was surprised to learn that it was the 52655^th, which is named, “Ar-Rahman.” The Hadith claims Allah’s protection, yet Mas’ud was singing Ar-Rahman’s praises. It’s little wonder the clan were up in arms. Muhammad was venerating Allah’s House, their Ka’aba, but was claiming that it belonged to a rival moon god.

Ishaq:141 “The next day Ibn Mas’ud went to the Ka’aba in the late morning when the Quraysh were gathered in groups. He turned toward them as he recited,”

Quran 055.001 “Ar-Rahman | the Merciful,

Quran 055.002 He taught the Quran.

Quran 055.003 He created man.

Quran 055.004 He taught him speech.”

The first time the Islamic god was named, he was Ar-Rahman. This is the moniker used by Arab monotheists who had become converts to Judaism in Yemen after Tubba’s conquest of Yathrib. Their poetry was pilfered to provide the Quran with its initial surahs. Therefore, at least up to this point, it would be proper to credit him with the Quran.

However, his timing is off again. Yahowah created mankind, designing the first Homo sapiens 200,000 years ago and then He placed, ‘Adam, the first man with a neshamah | conscience, in the Garden 6,000 years ago. And we must burst Ar-Rahman’s bubble yet again because humankind learned to speak a hundred millennia before Ar-Rahman was first mentioned by those who already had the gift of gab.

According to the Islamic god, the sun moves, not the earth. What’s more, stars and trees bow down prostrate, along with grasses and herbs, to Ar-Rahman as if orchestrating the worship of inanimate objects.

Quran 055.005 “The sun and moon are made punctual on a fixed course.

527Quran 055.006 And the stars and the trees both prostrate, the grass and herbs bow.

Quran 055.007 And the sky, He raised it. Then He set up the balance,

Quran 055.008 That you may not transgress in the balance,

Quran 055.009 And establish the weight in justice, so not make deficient the balance.

Quran 055.010 And the earth, He laid it for the creatures.

Quran 055.011 Therein, fruit and date palms having sheaths,

Quran 055.012 And the grain having husk and scented plants,

Quran 055.013 So which favors of your Rabbi | Lord will you both deny?”

Why is the balance in the sky and, if it is this god’s lofty device, how are measly men able to make it defective? But even worse, imagine a god so pathetic that he tries to prove he is real by acknowledging the existence of fruit, date palms, sheaths, grain, husks, and scents.

And yet, these problems are trivial compared to “which favors of your Lord will you both deny.” And that is because Ar-Rahman, like Allah after him, is the Lord of Men and Jinns – and Jinns are devils and demons. Should we play along and concur with the Lord that he is not only the Director of Devils and the Master of Demons but also agree that he has done them a favor, then the Lord of Islam and the Quran must be Satan.

Quran 055.014 “He created the man from clay like the pottery,

Quran 055.015 And He created the jinn | devils and demons from a smokeless flame of fire.

Quran 055.016 So which favors of your Lord will you both deny?

Quran 055.017 Rabbi | Lord of the two Easts and Lord of the two Wests.

528Quran 055.018 So which of the favors of your Rabbi | Lord will you both deny?”

Man is akin to pottery and jinns are combustible. There are two easts and two wests but no north or south. And while troubling and inaccurate, it doesn’t hold a candle to eliminating five of the seven seas or saying that there is a barrier between them such that they cannot pass.

Quran 055.019 “We released the two seas meeting,

Quran 055.020 Between both, a barrier they cannot transgress.

Quran 055.021 So which of the favors of your Rabbi | Lord will you both deny?

Quran 055.022 Come forth from both of them the pearl and the coral.

Quran 055.023 So which of the favors of your Rabbi | Lord will you both deny?”

Since you and I can say pearl and coral too, does that mean we are gods? And should that be the case, could we do any worse than this one? After all, he’s not only exceedingly hellish, he’s delusional, taking credit for building ships as big as mountains, upon which everyone dies.

Quran 055.024 “And for Him the ships elevated in the sea like mountains.

Quran 055.025 So which of the favors of your Rabbi | Lord will you both deny?

Quran 055.026 Everyone who (is) on it perishes,

Quran 055.027 But will remain (the) Face (of) your Rabbi | Lord, Owner Majesty and Honor,

Quran 055.028 So which of the favors of your Rabbi | Lord will you both deny?

Quran 055.029 Asks Him whoever in the heavens and the earth every day He in a matter.

529Quran 055.030 So which of the favors of your Rabbi | Lord will you both deny?”

The 29^th verse was so poorly written, I thought it was best to render it literally. All the while, Islam’s little helpers have suggested that what Ar-Rahman meant to say is that he is a busy god and cannot be bothered with all of the solicitations and begging from everyone because he has more important matters that require his attention. After all, the fires of Hell don’t burn without bluster, and someone needs to attend to the men on the rotisseries or they might get overly cooked on one side or the other.

That explained, the first Quran recital allegedly heard in Petra among the natives turned nasty and echoed Muhammad’s threat with these words,

Quran 055.031 “Soon We will attend to and sanafrughu lakum | dispose of you both, the two classes and worlds.

Quran 055.032 So which of the favors of your Rabbi | Lord will you both (jinns and men) deny?”

Granted, the Lord of Men and Jinns was less forthright in his declaration than his non-prophet by saying sanafrughu lakum, which can be interpreted benignly as “we will turn to you” and “we will attend to you” or as menacingly as “we will dispose of you.” However, following the previous “statement” in which Ar-Rahman allegedly said that he’s too busy now to bother resolving this dispute, and in keeping with the previous 50 surahs, the Snake’s intent is to fetter and fry the messenger’s mockers. The Islamic god’s favor which they are presently denying is to torture the disbelievers forevermore.

Imagine standing there between the towering sandstone walls of Petra the day after Muhammad threatened to slaughter you and everyone you knew and loved, and hearing the aging humpbacked recluse saying that Ar-Rahman intended to fulfill his threat…

530Quran 055.033 “O assembly of the jinns and the men! If you have the capacity to pass beyond the regions of the heavens and the earth, then pass! Never (will) you pass except by authority.

Quran 055.034 So which of the favors of your Rabbi | Lord will you both (jinns and men) deny?

Quran 055.035 Will be sent against both of you a flame of fire (to burn) and smoke (to choke). And you will not (be able to) defend yourselves or escape.

Quran 055.036 So then, which of the favors of your Rabbi | Lord will you both (jinns and men) deny?”

Kindle the flames. The Lord is ready to roast some infidels. Consider it a favor. Evidently, being tormented by Rahman | the Meriful is more fortuitous than being ignored.

After saying that he was too busy to fit people and devils into today’s schedule, he would nonetheless attend to them and destroy them. Then he taunted them, daring them to escape. The Lord of the Rockpile claimed that he would never give them the authority to pass through the heavens or earth. So, Men and Jinns were stuck there between the canyon walls awaiting the tortures to come, along with the demons and devils.

As a favor from their Lord, they would be scorched by fire and choked by smoke. And all the while, Ar-Racham | the Merciful, promised that he would prevent anyone showing compassion and putting out the fire. There would be no escaping his mercy. And please keep in mind that this sadistic and psychopathic diatribe was spoken against Muhammad’s extended family and neighbors, the defenseless civilians of a crumbling metropolis.

It is Gaza circa 620 CE, albeit with some telling twists. The would-be terrorists were unpopular. The civilian community had done nothing to support the immoral malcontents emerging from their midst and wanted to expel them. At this point, there had been no marauding militants, no dismemberments, and no one had been raped, 531plundered, kidnapped, or burnt alive. And yet, the voice of Islam, its god, told these people that they would be pummeled by fire and smoke from the sky such that there would be no safe zones for escape.

It was, of course, too early for the United Nations, Red Cross, and international progressives to side with the perpetrators while condemning their victims. That would come later.

For the precious few reading these words who are not infected by the mentally and morally incapacitating plagues of religion and politics, you have been confronted with yet another confession. The god of Islam is Satan and he intends to fire up his version of the Holocaust’s cyanide showers and gas chambers. The smoke will incapacitate while the flames sadistically singe forevermore. There will be no escape from Allah’s Auschwitz.

While it requires reading between the lines, since the Rabbi / ar-Rahman / al-Lahu has previously stated that he made jinn out of the same material he will use to torture men, the dark and demented spirit of Islam intends to unleash his fellow demons to torment and torture mankind. And, lest we forget, Islam’s god considers it a “favor” to burn people alive. It’s little wonder that the Islamic militants who entered Israel to antagonize Jews on October 7^th, 2023 enjoyed torturing men, women, and children in this way. And it is not surprising that some 90% of Muslims and Progressives worldwide support and celebrate these sadists. There is no longer much worth saving on this planet.

Whether it was Ibn Mas’ud or Muhammad who recited this inhuman diatribe on this day 1,412 years ago, the haunting words of the Ar-Rahman surah continued to echo off of the sandstone walls that would soon turn from soft pink to blood red. The threatened and unavoidable carnage would come from the sky…

532Quran 055.037 “Then when the sky will be split open and heaven torn asunder, becoming rosy red like the dregs of murky annointing [sic] oil on hide,

Quran 055.038 So then, which of the favors of your Rabbi | Lord will you both (jinns and men) deny?”

We have seen a lot of $#!+ come out of the mouth of this Snake, but the 37^th verse of the 55^th surah of Ar-Rahman is among the most revolting. According to the Lord, the reason that the sky is being split open and heaven is being torn asunder is to reveal the bloody demise of the anointed Messiah. The voice of the Quran is stating that whether you are part of Yahowah’s Covenant Family and recognize him as Dowd, God’s beloved Son and our Shepherd and Savior, or whether you are a Christian awaiting the supposed return of your resurrected Jesus, even if you are a Jew expecting an unknown ha Mashyach | Anointed Messiah to save you, it ain’t happening according to Satan. And as a result, the heavens will be the same color as the singed skin and tanned hides of the disbelievers in Hell.

So, how many favors from this Lord of Confessions will you deny before you condemn Allah, Muhammad, Islam, and the Quran and seek to rid the world of them?

The Lord of Doom became so enthralled by the prospect of annihilating the benefits of the Anointed, while plaguing humankind and demons to eternal torment, he may have stuttered and included one too many negations in the follow-on statement.

Quran 055.039 “Then that Day, neither any jinn | demon nor insun | any man will be questioned not about his sin.

Quran 055.040 So then, which of the favors of your Rabbi | Lord will you both (jinns and men) deny?”

With a double negation, it means that Hell’s Warden is either saying that neither men nor demons will be able to avoid being interrogated by him or that there will be no 533interrogation of either because their guilt has been predetermined.

Either way, the Lord of Seizures spouts…

Quran 055.041 “The unbelievers and polytheists will be recognized by their marks and seized by their forelocks and feet.

Quran 055.042 So which of the favors of your Lord will you both then deny?

Quran 055.043 This (is) the Hell of which the mujrimun | disbelievers and polytheists denied.

Quran 055.044 They will go round and round between its fiercely hot boiling and scalding water.

Quran 055.045 So which of the favors of your Lord will you both then deny?”

This plays off of prior recitals wherein the Quranic god claimed that men would be the faggots for hell’s fires. So here they are shown being picked up as if they were logs, seized by head and feet, and tossed into Hell. Apart from Satan, can you imagine any spirit suggesting that repetitive burning and scalding were favors from the Lord?

Having sickened the Quraysh audience with this depiction of demonic delirium, Mas’ud teased them with decadence. This begins simply with two gardens, having branches and springs, and pairs of fruits hanging conveniently next to the couches. But then the oasis becomes a brothel for pedophiles and rapists with untouched virgins who are restrained in pavilions. They are as fragile as coral and yet are bloody red after each conquest. Is that not the perfect reward for helping the Lord torment and torture Christians and Jews?

Quran 055.046 “But for him who stands in fear of his Lord, awestruck and terrorized, (are) two Gardens.

Quran 055.047 So which of the favors of your Lord will you both then deny?

Quran 055.048 Having spreading branches,

534Quran 055.049 So which of the favors of your Lord will you both then deny?

Quran 055.050 In both of them, two springs flowing.

Quran 055.051 So which of the favors of your Lord will you both then deny?

Quran 055.052 In both of them, pairs of all fruits

Quran 055.053 So which of the favors of your Lord will you both then deny?

Quran 055.054 Reclining on couches and carpets, with inner linings of silk brocade, and (the) fruits (of) both the gardens within reach and near.

Quran 055.055 So which of the favors of your Lord will you both then deny?

Quran 055.056 In them (will be) virgins of averted glances, yatmithhunna | young girls undeflowered (hymens unopened by sexual intercourse), never touched by any man before them nor any devils or demons.

Quran 055.057 So which of the favors of your Lord will you both then deny?

Quran 055.058 As if they were akin to that which is ruby red and pearlescent coral-stone.

Quran 055.059 So which of the favors of your Lord will you both then deny?

Quran 055.060 Is the reward for the good not good?

Quran 055.061 So which of the favors of your Lord will you both then deny?

Quran 055.062 Besides these two, two gardens.

Quran 055.063 So which of the favors of your Lord will you both then deny?

Quran 055.064 Dark green.

Quran 055.065 So which of the favors of your Lord will you both then deny?

535Quran 055.066 In both of them, two springs gushing forth.

Quran 055.067 So which of the favors of your Lord will you both then deny?

Quran 055.068 In both of them, fruits, date palms, and pomegranates.

Quran 055.069 So which of the favors of your Lord will you both then deny?

Quran 055.070 In them good and beautiful ones.

Quran 055.071 So which of the favors of your Lord will you both then deny?

Quran 055.072 Houris | fair virgins restrained in the pavilions, confined and closely guarded.

Quran 055.073 So which of the favors of your Lord will you both then deny?

Quran 055.074 Yatmithhunna | young girls undeflowered (hymens unopened by sexual intercourse), no man has touched them before and not any demon or devil.

Quran 055.075 So which of the favors of your Lord will you both then deny?

Quran 055.076 Reclining on green cushions and beautiful rich carpets.

Quran 055.077 So which of the favors of your Lord will you both then deny?

Quran 055.078 Blessed is (the) name (of) Rabbika | your Lord, Owner and Master, Majestic and Honorable, Bountiful and Glorious!”

To Hell with the lot of them. Whether you are a young Muslim woman wearing a trash bag and mask, touting Islam while manufacturing terrorists in your womb, or a young Muslim man ready to rape and dismember Jews to earn a ticket to the Lord’s asylum for debauchery and depravity for the sexual abuse of restrained children, the world is better without you in it. Crawl back in your hole with your viper.

536There is only so much of this those of us not infected with Satan’s demonic drivel can take without advocating for the victims of Islam. The 55^th surah of the Quran has been available for all to hear for the past 1,400 years and to read for the previous 12 centuries. That is a lot of time to allow this cancer to metastasize. There have been millions of rapes that could have been prevented, acts of pedophilia avoided, decapitations negated, mutilations and disfigurements disallowed, deaths barred, enslavements annulled, and properties retained if only rational, moral, and courageous men and women had read these words and responded appropriately.

Said another way, and in today’s context following what Muslims did recently to Jews, and what Israel is doing in Gaza to prevent it from recurring, the only innocent victims, the only ones suffering genocide, are the Israelis who were attacked by this ghoulish religion. Those residing in Gaza were or will be complicit in supporting, perpetrating, or celebrating the grizzliest crime of the millennia. They are culpable because they are all Muslims. Given the chance, they would all terrorize and torture Jews for Satan – and they will continue to do so until there are sufficient numbers of informed and moral men with the courage to stop them.

Even a baby viper is threatening. Snakes do not grow up and become doves. Have you ever heard a doctor say, “You would have been better off if you had allowed your cancer to grow and metastasize?” They are Muslims, and thus malignant.

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When good men tremble, the merciless prevail. When fists are thrown instead of words wisely wielded, tyrants respond in kind.

537Ishaq:141 & Tabari VI:104 “The Meccans took notice of Mas’ud. ‘What on earth is this son of a slave’s mother saying?’ Then they said, ‘He is reciting some of what Muhammad has prayed.’ [Not recited, prayed. These fantasies represented the non-prophet’s and un-god’s cravings.]

They rose up and began to hit him in the face. [So much for Allah’s protection.] He continued to recite as much as Allah willed that he should, and went back to his companions with the marks of their blows on his face.

They said, ‘This is what we feared would happen to you,’ but he replied, ‘The enemies of God were never more despicable in my sight than they are now. If you wish, I will do the same thing to them tomorrow.’ They replied, ‘No, you have done enough.’”

It’s the cause and effect of Islam. The religion causes Muslims to hate anyone who isn’t a Muslim. It’s a condition that persists to this day.

The Sira follows this incriminating encounter with another. Muhammad was afraid to recite the Quran in public so the Meccans eavesdropped outside his hut.

Ishaq:143 “When they heard the Quran they said in mockery, ‘Our hearts are veiled, we do not understand what he is saying. There is a load in our ears.’

Then Allah revealed, ‘And when you recite the Quran we put between you and those who do not believe a hidden veil. They turn in aversion.’ When in secret counsel, the mockers say, ‘They are following a man bewitched.’”

The Quranic citation was from the 17^th surah called Al-Isra | The Israelites. However, Mr. Muslim has the surah being recited before the deed was alleged to have occurred. This surah begins by addressing the Night’s Journey, which is the third of four episodes transpiring one after the other at this time. First, we have the War of Words, then the Quraysh Bargain in response. They were followed by the Satanic Verses in Muhammad’s attempt to comply with the terms of the deal and then by the Night’s Journey when embarrassed. Also, the god of The Israelite surah was 538Rachman, not Allah. Besides these issues, the first Muslims got everything else right.

The next episode in the escalating War of Words was chronicled by Ishaq but omitted by Tabari. I can only assume that the historian couldn’t find a credible supporting Tradition or he had collected enough contrary Hadiths to question its veracity.

Ishaq:143 “The Quraysh showed their enmity to those who followed the Apostle. Every clan which contained Muslims attacked them, imprisoning them, beating them, allowing them no food or drink, and exposing them to the burning heat of Mecca, so as to seduce them from their religion. Some gave way under pressure of persecution, and others resisted.”

The reason that this was not presented by Tabari is that it wasn’t true. At worst, there may have been a score of Muslims in Petra and there was no prison. No one was starved. And the exposure to burning heat not only didn’t occur within the confines of the narrow canyon, but that was the Lord’s form of abuse against the disbelievers.

Although, had they done so, considering that Muhammad had threatened to slaughter the Quraysh, they would have been justified. The doctrine Muhammad was espousing was corrosive. It turned peaceful men into killers.

However, at this time, the War of Words seldom escalated beyond verbal jousting, Ishaq was only able to cite a single example of abuse.

Ishaq:144 “A rock was put on a slave’s chest. When Abu Bakr complained, they said, ‘You are the one who corrupted him, so save him from his plight.’ ‘I will do so,’ said Bakr. ‘I have a black slave, tougher and stronger than Bilal, who is a heathen. I will exchange him.’ The transaction was carried out.”

Even when these boys did something right, it was wrong. Trading slaves wasn’t religious and calling a black 539man a “heathen” was racist. Someone ought to notify Louis Farrakhan and his Black Nation of Islam.

Tabari VI:103 “Umar bin al-Khattab [the Caliph who ruled during Islam’s bloodiest conquests] was a staunch and mighty warrior. He accepted Islam, as had Hamzah before him. The Messenger’s Companions began to feel stronger.”

Ishaq:155 “Umar became a Muslim, he being a strong, stubborn man whose protégés none dare attack. The prophet’s companions were so fortified by him and Hamza that they got the upper hand on the Quraysh. ‘We could not pray at the Ka’aba until Umar became a Muslim, and then he fought the Quraysh until we could pray there.’”

The warrior’s acceptance of Islam enabled the prophet to change his Qiblah from faith to power, from religion to politics, from a war of words to a clash of arms. While the results of Umar aligning his sword with Muhammad’s mission are undeniable, one question lingers – was the promise of fettered females that appealed to the ruffian, or was it low-hanging fruit? Or did Muhammad terrorize Umar into submission with his depictions of hell:

“Soon will I fling them into the burning Hell Fire! It permits nothing to endure, and nothing does it spare! It darkens and changes the color of man, burning the skin! It shrivels and scorches men.” “Let him beware! If he does not desist, We will seize him, smite his forehead, and drag him by the forelock!” “For the rejecters is Entertainment with Boiling Water and roasting in Hell Fire.” “Truly Hell is as a place of ambush, a resort for the rebellious.” “Therein taste they neither coolness nor any drink save a boiling water and a fluid, dark, murky, intensely cold, paralyzing, a fitting reward.” “They will eat thorns and fill their bellies with the heads of flaming devils. Then on top of that they will be given a mixture made of boiling water to drink especially prepared.” “We have prepared the doom of Hell and the penalty of torment in the most intense Blazing Fire. When they are flung in, they will hear the terrible drawing in of their breath and loud moaning even as the flame blazes forth, roaring with rage as it boils up, bursting with fury, plucking apart his body right to the skull! Eager to roast; dragged by the head, Hell shall claim all who flee.”

540Or do you suppose he tempted him with booty, a share in Khadija’s Profitable Prophet Plan?

“As for the favor your Lord has bestowed upon you, announce it!” “Soon your Lord will give you so much you shall be pleased. He found you poor and enriched you.” “Of the bounty of your Lord let your discourse be.” “Muhammad claims that Allah has sent him as His Messenger with this religion so that the treasures of Chusroes and Caesar will be given to him by conquest.” “I want them to utter one saying. If they say it, the Arabs will submit to them and the non-Arabs will pay the jizyah tax in submission.” “The use of booty from the spoils of war are lawful and good.” “Know that one fifth of what you acquire as booty is for Allah and His Apostle.” “If they ask you of the benefits of accruing the spoils of war, tell them, ‘The benefits belong to Allah and His Messenger.’”

I don’t know if Umar has already arrived in Hell with Allah, but we know that for a short while, Islam made the Islamic warrior king very, very rich! So, Ishaq went to great lengths to explain Umar’s conversion…

Ishaq:156 “Umar said, ‘I am making my way to Muhammad, the apostate who has split up the Quraysh and made a mockery of our traditions, to kill him.’ ‘Your sister, Fatima, has become a Muslim so you had better go and deal with her first.’ Umar heard her reciting Khabbab [There is no surah by that name and it isn’t referenced in the text.] as he came near the house.

He said, ‘What is this balderdash?’ ‘You have heard nothing,’ she lied. ‘By Allah, I have,’ Umar said, striking his sister in the face and wounding her. When he saw the blood, he felt sorry and asked to hear what Fatima was reciting. ‘You are unclean in your polytheism and only the clean may listen to it.’”

The citation, or at least the closest thing to it, is from Quran 009.028, a surah that would not be recited for another decade. So that is not the reason the brute washed his hands of the violence he had intended to inflict and accepted Islam. But damn the facts, Allah was in search of mass murderers and terrorists. So the Islamic apologists would have us believe that after hearing what would not be said for another ten years, Umar, responded, “How fine and 541noble is this speech. Lead me to Muhammad so that I may accept Islam.”

Leaving the Sira and returning to the Sunnah, we discover: Tabari VI:106 “The revelation from Allah was coming to the Prophet continuously, commanding and threatening those who showed open hostility to him, and vindicating him against those who opposed him.” That’s certainly accurate based on what we have heard.

At this point, Ibn Ishaq reveals a rather stunning admission. Rather than lash out at Muhammad, the family and friends thought they would be more successful in tempting him instead. I have entitled their proposal for peace “The Quraysh Bargain.”

Ishaq:132-3 “Utba, who was a chief, said while sitting in a Quraysh assembly, ‘Why don’t I go to Muhammad and make some proposals to him? If he accepts, we will give him whatever he wants, and he will leave us in peace.’

They thought it was a good idea, because if they tried to negotiate with him they would no longer be blamed for his actions. So Utba went to the Prophet, who was sitting in the mosque by himself, and said, ‘O my nephew, you are one of us yet you have come to our people with a matter that is dividing the community.

You are ridiculing our customs. You have insulted our gods and our religion. You have even declared that our forefathers were infidels. So listen to me and I will make some suggestions, and perhaps you will be able to accept one of them.’ The Apostle agreed.

Utba said, ‘If what you want is money, we will gather for you some of our property so that you may be the richest man in town. If you want honor, we will make you a chief so that no one can decide anything apart from you. If you want sovereignty, we will make you king. And if this demonic spirit which has possession of you is such that you cannot get rid of him, we will find a physician for you, and exhaust our means trying to cure you. For often a demonic spirit gets possession of a man, but he can be rid of it.’

The apostle listened patiently.”

542Yikes! The Sira | Biography of Muhammad is as incriminating as the Quran. Muhammad’s extended family, those who knew him and his Quran best, far better than anyone today, realized that their relative was demon-possessed. And as a result, he craved power, wealth, and acclaim. As it would transpire, the Quraysh had been a good judge of character. They knew what this was all about and understood the motivation behind the madness.

And you’ll notice, Muhammad did not argue with him. He made no attempt to deny that these were the things he sought or that he had been possessed by the Devil. It was obvious to everyone.

While Muhammad hesitated, likely because he was s-l-o-w, and couldn’t fathom his good fortune, the for-profit’s relatives continued on the charm offensive, hitting every one of Muhammad’s hot buttons. They charged:

Ishaq:134 “‘Muhammad if you don’t accept our offer then ask your Lord to give us the land and water we lack, for we are shut in by these mountains, we have no river, and none live a harder life than we do.”

Thank you, Utba, for confirming that they were in Petra with a defunct aqueduct, and not in Mecca. Of course, by saying this, Utba destroyed one of Muhammad’s justifications for preaching Islam. The Meccans weren’t gluttonous as the Quran and Hadith claim. They were all poor, barely eking out a living in post-earthquake Petra and just trying to survive.

Then Utba turned the tables on his tormentor…

Ishaq:134 “If you speak the truth, resurrect Qusayy for us for he was a true shaikh, so that we may ask him whether what you say is accurate.”

The Quraysh leader correctly identified the patriarch of Islam, the founder of the Ka’aba Inc., and the man who invented the scam Muhammad coveted – Qusayy.

543Ishaq:134 “If you do this we will believe you and know that God has sent you as an apostle as you claim.’”

Knowing that his god was impotent, Muhammad did nothing, so…

Ishaq:134 “Well then at least ask your god to send an angel to confirm your depictions of paradise and give you the mansions and gold you obviously crave. If not that, then send us the Day of Doom you threaten us with, for we will not believe you until you perform a miracle.”

The Quraysh knew that a prophet devoid of prophecies was no miracle worker. What’s more, they knew that his god was as useless as a publisher without a book.

I like this fellow. He reminds me a little of Elijah.

Ishaq:134 “Why doesn’t your god help you? Didn’t he know that we were going to present you with these opportunities to prove yourself? Listen, Muhammad; we know the truth. Information has reached us that you are taught by this fellow in Yemen called al-Rahman. By Allah, we will never believe in Ar-Rahman.”

Can’t you picture this frightened and suicidal old man, this dimwitted and covetous sadist, shaking in his sandals? His uncle had outed him. He accurately stated the obvious, that the substance and style of these early surahs had all come from monotheistic Arabs in Yemen known as Hanif who spoke on behalf of a god they called Ar-Rahman.

Ishaq:134 “‘Alright then, our conscience is clear.’ When they said this the Prophet got up and left.” The Quraysh saw right through Muhammad’s unprophetic act. They exposed him and laid him bare, just as we are doing today.

As you read these words remember that the Sira’s collection of Hadith are not only considered to be divinely inspired scripture, but they also represent Islam’s most essential and earliest writings. This Biography of Muhammad provides the lone chronology of the non-prophet’s words and deeds written within three centuries of his death.

544Ishaq:135 “‘Muhammad, your people have made certain propositions…. They asked you for things so that they might know that your position with God is as you say it is so that they might believe and follow you, and yet you did nothing. They even asked you to hasten the punishment you are frightening them with, but you could not do it.’

The Prophet went to Khadija, sad and grieving.”

Ibn Ishaq tells us that the Quraysh escalated their verbal critique, acknowledging that Muhammad was a “sorcerer, spitting and blowing,” an “insane poet, preaching in rhyme,” and “demon possessed, whispering in delirium.” They said that his Quran was plagiarized, “fairy tales of the ancients.” Yet with each new iteration, his familiar spirit had a ready Quranic verse, ever-escalating the war of words.

One of the most bizarre facets of this new game of “put up or shut up” involved some Jewish rabbis from Yathrib. The Quraysh sent emissaries to test Muhammad’s claim that he was the last of the prophets. We’re told that the rabbis laid down a challenge.

Ishaq:136 “Ask him about the Mighty Traveler who reached the confines of both East and West. Ask him what the spirit is. And ask him what happened to the men who disappeared in ancient days. If he does not know he is a rogue, a forger, so treat him as you will.”

Whether or not rabbis posed such questions is hard to determine because within a few years Muhammad and his misfits killed them. So what’s germane is that the Quraysh convinced Muhammad that rabbis were gatekeepers when it came to validating prophetic credentials.

Ishaq:136 “So Muhammad said to the emissaries, ‘I will give you the answers tomorrow.’ But the Apostle waited for fifteen days without a revelation from God on the matter, nor did Gabriel come to him, so the people of Mecca began to spread evil reports.”

Muhammad’s relatives had fingered the Yemeni Hanif as the source of the non-prophet’s inspiration, and so now 545the malcontent messenger couldn’t solicit them for assistance. He couldn’t rely on the Yathrib Jews either because he thought they had composed the challenge.

Left to his own devices, Muhammad retreated to the cave where he had initially been demon-possessed. He said that the answers finally came to him in the form of the 18^th surah which was aptly named Al-Kahf | The Cave. The last time he was on his own searching for a god in all the wrong places, Satan had met him there. This time his spiritual Snake said that the “Mighty Traveler” was a space-traveling Muslim who was not only the first to visit the sun and counsel extraterrestrials, he filled the gap in the mountains bored by the mythical Gog and Magog. In all of the annals of Muslims assaulting profundity, this is their stellar achievement.

The answer the Lord of Ignoramuses provided to the rabbinically inspired Quraysh test seeking to validate the non-prophet’s credentials provides irrefutable proof that the non-prophet and his un-god were clueless. Therefore, as we transition from the War of Word and Never-Ending Argument to the Quraysh Bargain and then the Satanic Verses leading to the Night’s Journey, it is vitally important that we consider what they had to say about Dhu’l-Qarnain | Possessor of Horns, whom Islamic “scholars” say was the resolutely pagan warrior, Alexander the Great. What follows is stupefyingly hilarious.

But before we jump into these murky waters, a word on Dhu’l-Qarnain | Possessor of Horns because the “answer” began with the un-god acknowledging that Muhammad had been asked about him specifically, in spite of the fact that this made-up moniker had not been mentioned in the rabbinical test.

In Arabic, the Dhu al prefix is thought to mean “the possessor of whatever characteristic follows,” in this case Qarnain. However, in our quest to be thorough, deuter is a 546Greek prefix for “next or second.” And most etymologists seeking to assess the identity of Dhu’l-Qarnain claim that the name means “Two Horned.”

Qarnain is the Arabic plural of the Hebrew qeren, which is simplistically translated as “horn,” but means so much more. Qeren speaks of “brilliant light emanating from the summit of the mountain.” It is first used in 1968 BCE (year 2000 Yah) when describing the lamb Yahowah had provided to spare ‘Abraham’s beloved son, Yitschaq, on Mount Mowryah during the dress rehearsal for Pesach | Passover as the Beryth | Covenant Family was being confirmed. It is also used in conjunction with Dowd | David, the Messiah, Shepherd, and King who would deuter | return a second time to this same exact location to serve as the Pesach ‘Ayil | Passover Lamb in 33 CE (year 4000 Yah). He was not only the leading Ram, and as king would have worn a qeren | ram’s horn crown, upon his deuter | next arrival, he will return to the qeren | summit of this mountain as qeren | brilliant and illuminating as the sun.

Therefore, while Muslims would have us believe that “Allah” made this name up to claim Alexander the Great was a Muslim, considering Satan’s animosity toward Dowd, his desire to corrupt and control him, turning God’s beloved son into a Muslim slave, along with Halal ben Shachar’s affinity for all things Qeren, I would suggest a different identity for Dhu’l-Qarnain.

Quran 018.083 “They ask you about Dhu’l-Qarnain. Say, ‘I will cite something of his story.’”

Since this is not what was asked, we must assume that this individual – this Great Traveler (through space and time) is the person the Snake, currently masquerading as the Rabbi | Lord Rahman | the Merciful wanted to corrupt for his purposes. And at this juncture between the War of Words leading directly to the Quraysh Bargain regarding the identity and quantity of gods, then to the incriminating 547Satanic Verses and the fabled Night’s Journey to Jerusalem, and the Migration of Shame, we have but three options. 1) There was no such person and so like the rest of the Quran, this is yet another fabulous fable. 2) The wannabe god of the Quran thought it would be fun to pretend that the best-known and most accomplished pagan warrior of all time, Alexander the Great, was a Muslim astronaut and engineer. Or 3) this Snake, who long ago slithered out of the Garden and into the Desert in his quest to be worshiped as God, thought it amusing to turn his primary adversary for supremacy into his devotee.

Buttressing my case, the voice of the Quran actually answered the third question first. Addressing “what happened to the men who disappeared in ancient days,” he said they were Moses and his servant who went sailing looking for a fish and some buried treasure. That inane story unfolds in the 60^th verse of the 18^th surah and continues until the Islamic god sends Dhu’l-Qarnain off looking for the extraterrestrials around the setting sun in the 83^rd stanza. What better for the Adversary after turning Moseh into a moronic Muslim, than playing Dowd for a fool? After all, Satan is obsessed with corrupting all things Yahowah such that he can be perceived as Allahu Akbar – Allah is Greater. Snakes may be serpentine, and be prone to changing their skin, but they are not particularly inventive. Albeit this one was clever…

Quran 018.084 “Lo! Verily, We established him in the earth and We gave him the means of accomplishing his goals, the means to all ends, and in everything a way.

Quran 018.085 So, he followed a path,

Quran 018.086 Until he reached the setting place of the sun. He found it setting in a black, muddy, spring. And he found near it a people. We said, ‘O Dhu’l-Qarain, you may either punish them or treat them with kindness.’”

Should you have read through the Rabbi’s initial banter in comatose mode, expecting to endure another 548toxic word salad, may I suggest reconsidering it? Whether I’m correct in saying that Satan’s objective was to corrupt Dowd’s life and legacy as Dhu’l-Qarnain, or whether he was a miscast Alexander the Great, or just a mistaken fable, there was a method to this madness.

The last time we were led down this path of ergot-fueled delirium, Allah transformed Dowd into a Muslim at the head of a bird-brained army led by the winged AWOL Hoopoe in the Ant surah which led to the assault on the talking Bug Kingdom on the verge of being smashed. This led to Sheba and courting, actually bribing and threatening, her queen into Islam, culminating in the dance across the glass floor and the embarrassment of showing ankle. Therefore, the 18^th and 27^th surahs, the Cave and the Ant, are related. It would be a mistake to believe that it would have been beneath Satan to ridicule his adversary, Dowd, in this manner.

As is the Lord’s custom, he must be seen as in control of everything, so he is to be credited with establishing this fable. If Dowd, the Ruwach | Spirit present at his Anointing is being recast as Satan’s in this fanciful re-creation. So, therefore, the Devil is accepting credit for Dowd’s great success. This would make the Mizmowr he wrote, the Beryth he exemplified, the Miqra’ey he fulfilled, and the Derek he followed, leading to his return as ha Mashyach and Melek, Satan’s doing – suggesting that King Sha’uwl | Saul wasn’t the only one in his era who was demon-possessed. As a result, should the Rabbi be correct, the Derek | Way now leads to ha Satan and not Yahowah.

Following the path Satan prescribed led to the “setting sun,” which is the opposite of Halal ben Shachar | the Arrogantly Brilliant Prodigy of the Rising Sun. Therefore, Allah was sending Dowd to a “murky and dark” place where the sun would set and, thus, be diminished. This is indicative of Satan because in the 89^th Mizmowr, upon his return, Yahowah says that His Son “will be as God, as 549brilliant as the sun.” On that day, Yowm Kipurym in 2033 (year 6000 Yah), the people gathered around Dowd will be the remnant of Yisra’el who, as a result of what we have collaboratively shared in Yada Yahowah, will enter eternity as heirs to the Beryth | Covenant.

This very event, and the fact that it will be well attended by these people, spells Doom for Allah. So, since it is now too late to do anything about it, the Lord is equivocating and, for the first time in the Quran, prevaricating because this is the moment he loses access to humankind. Satan’s only hope now is to have corrupted the greatest man who ever lived such that he shirks his responsibility and bails on Yahowah. Therefore, in Allah’s version of the story, Dhu’l-Qarnain punishes the aliens before dispatching them to Hell’s Warden who is already positioned in She’owl ready to inflict a terrible torment.

Either that, or you can believe Alexander was an astronaut and that the sun goes to bed each night in a muddy spring. There are extraterrestrials residing nearby, and they have been punished or appeased by a dead Macedonian.

Quran 018.087 “He said, ‘As for him who does wrong, we shall punish him, and then he will be brought back unto his Lord who will punish him with a terrible torment.

Quran 018.088 But as for him who believes, guards, and does his duty, we will go easy on him and speak unto him a mild command.’”

May I remind you that we are reading the Quran, not a children’s fairytale. And Allah’s slaves believe that this is the perfect and final word of God.

The next stop on the Great Traveler’s journey through space and time followed along a path which would lead to the abode of the Rising Sun and to a people Satan would later corrupt to become Muslims. But at this time, that was still premature.

550Quran 018.089 “He then followed a path,

Quran 018.090 Until, when he came to the resting place of the sun. He found it rising on a people for whom We had provided no shelter against the sun.

Quran 018.091 So! And We knew all about him.”

After telling the Disbelievers among the Quraysh and the handful of neophyte Muslims that he was up to the challenge and could pass this test with flying colors because he knew all about Dowd, excuse me, Dhu’l-Qarnain, the Mighty Traveler through space and time, the Serpent returned to familiar territory – to ignorant and inarticulate people and to the Ezekiel legends he had contrived twelve centuries earlier in Babylon. In Babel ~ Venomous, I methodically unravel the myths of Gog and Magog following the resurrection of the Army of Dry Bones, leading to the ultimate showdown for satanic supremacy in Jerusalem circa ‘Abyb 1, 2030 – T minus 3 years to Dowd’s return. And, therein, I prove that Ezekiel’s Lord is that same fellow speaking here in the Quran.

Since I am not going to replicate the two-volume analysis of Ezekiel in the midst of the Quranic review, suffice it to say for now, there is no Gog or Magog. Therefore, the inclusion of those names here in this story is yet another nail in Allah’s She’owl coffin.

Quran 018.092 “Then he followed a path.

Quran 018.093 Until, when he reached between two mountains he found before them a people who scarcely understood a word.

Quran 018.094 They said, ‘O Dhul-Qarnain! Verily! Ya’juj and Ma’juj | Gog and Magog are doing great mischief in the land. Shall we then pay you a tribute in order that you might erect a barrier between us and them?’

Quran 018.095 He said: ‘That (wealth, authority and power) in which my Lord had established me is better (than your tribute). So help me with strength, I will erect between you and them a barrier.”

551How is it possible that those who “scarcely understood a word” managed to communicate with a space-traveling Muslim orbiting the abode of the sun where it rests before rising, to such an extent they convinced him to return to earth and oppose Gog and Magog? And verily, were these unnamed illiterates the true prophets of Islam since they phrased and promoted the Quraysh Bargain (wealth, authority, and power) 600 to 1,600 years in advance of the showdown in Petra? Even their “doing great mischief in the land” was a harbinger of the impetus for mutilation in the 5^th surah. So, verily, these were some farseeing aliens. And as future Muslims, they offered a bribe to boot.

However, to their embarrassment, walls do not work. Whether it is the Great Wall of China, Hadrian’s Wall, the famed French Maginot Line, the Border Wall with Mexico, or the wall fencing off Gaza, invaders always find a way around. Further, not only is there no evidence of such a barrier anywhere in the world (although I suppose no one has looked around the sun), but in ancient days, iron was too valuable to waste on barricades.

However, clad with molten copper, hot and slippery, the Gogians would be foiled, with no way over, under, or through it. Around it, not so much.

Quran 018.096 “Give me pieces of iron.’ Then, when he had filled up the gap between the two mountain cliffs, he said, ‘Blow,’ till when he had made it (red as) fire, he said: ‘Bring me molten copper to pour over it.’

Quran 018.097 Thus (Gog and Magog) could neither climb over it nor dig a hole through (the rampart).

Quran 018.098 (Dhul-Qarnain) said, ‘This is a mercy from my Lord, but when the Promise of my Lord comes, He shall level it down to the ground. And the Promise of my Lord is ever true.’”

Mercy me, it is a gift from the Lord until the Promise of the Great Rabbi in the Sky is fulfilled. Then, to usher in the Day of Doom, he will level the gleaming copper-clad 552iron barricade and let the Gogians pass so that they can wage war against the Army of the Dry Bones. And in this way, the rogue books of the Bible and the Quran are welded together and wed in a prophetic potpourri of pomp and ceremony heralding Satan’s grand entrance onto the world stage. So it must be true.

It is the Day of Doom…

Quran 018.099 “And on that Day (Gog and Magog) will come out, We shall leave them to surge like waves on one another, and the Trumpet will be blown, and We shall collect them all together.

Quran 018.100 And on that Day We shall present Hell to the disbelievers, plain to view.

Quran 018.101 Those whose eyes had been under a covering from My Reminder and who could not bear to hear.

Quran 018.102 Do then those who disbelieve think that they can take My slaves as auliya’ | lords, gods, and protectors besides Me? Verily, We have prepared Hell as an entertainment for the disbelievers.”

There is always a method to Satan’s madness. In this case, the Devil would inspire Dowd to become a celestial explorer and civic engineer to advance the Devil’s agenda.

The story of misappropriated and misplaced adventurers winds down in typical fashion…

Quran 018.103 “Say, ‘Shall We tell you the greatest losers in respect of deeds?

Quran 018.104 Those whose efforts have been wasted in this life while they thought that they were acquiring good by their deeds!

Quran 018.105 They are those who deny the proofs, evidences, verses, and signs of their Lord and the Meeting with Him. So their works are in vain, and on the Day of Resurrection, We shall not give them any weight.

Quran 018.106 That shall be their recompense, Hell; because they disbelieved and took My signs and proofs and My Messengers by way of jest and mockery.

553Quran 018.107 Lo! Verily! Those who believe and do good deeds, shall have the Gardens of the Paradise for their entertainment.

Quran 018.108 Wherein they shall dwell. No desire will they have to be removed therefrom.

Quran 018.109 Say, ‘If the sea were ink for the Words of my Lord, surely, the sea would be exhausted before the Words of my Lord would be finished, even if we brought like it for its aid.’

Quran 018.110 Say, ‘I am only a man like you. It has been inspired to me that your Ilah | God is One Ilah | God. So whoever hopes for the Meeting with his Lord, let him work dutifully and associate none as a partner in the worship of his Lord.’”

Ever the comedian, the un-god of the un-book told his non-prophet that “if the sea were ink for the Words of my Lord, surely, the sea would be exhausted before the Words of my Lord would be finished.” That might be just a wee little bit of an exaggeration for a duo that had yet to commit a single word to writing. And thus concludes the Surah of the Cave.

If there were a contest for all-time dumbest duo, these clowns would win hands down. And to think that they were pretending to be god and prophet, their incredulous audition has to be the most delusional in the history of the planet – heavens included. I don’t share this with you to be pejorative but to set the proper tone for what follows. As obvious as it has been that we are listening to Satan and his messenger, the psychotic demon-possessed Devil’s Advocate, they are within a wisp of admitting it.

Two final notes before we return to the ongoing War of Words leading to the Pagan Indulgence. First, Ishaq differs from other Islamic scholars and believes that the “men who disappeared” were “the dwellers of the cave of Raqim.” This is because their story is also told within the Ergot Surah, beginning in the 18^th verse. There, Rahman claims that some men stayed in a cave for 300 years and argued about dogs. Ahmed Ali, in his translation of the Quran, says that the cave is the place where the Dead Sea Scrolls were 554found. That’s hilarious in that the Qumran scrolls prove that the Quran is fraudulent from beginning to end.

And second, there was a Syriac fable circulating in northern Mesopotamia circa 630 CE, shortly after the Byzantine emperor Heraclius defeated the Persian Sasanians, which featured a revisionist Alexander doing battle during the apocalypse with Gog and Magog. As legend has it, the make-believe Alexander carved prophecies on the face of a Gate denoting the time the Huns, a consortium of 24 nations, would breach the Gate and subjugate the world. Clearly, the scribes in Persia who first compiled the Quran were keen on plagiarizing so make of this what you will.

What is certain, however, is that left to their own devices, and without Jewish and Hanif inspiration, Muhammad and his new-found Stone didn’t do very well. The 18^th surah is the Quran’s most foolish.

At this point, Tabari picks up the trail of the Quraysh Bargain. The Meccans clearly understood Muhammad’s motives. In one of Islam’s most revealing Hadiths, we discover:

Tabari VI:106 “The Quraysh promised Muhammad that they would give him so much wealth that he would become the richest man in Mecca [money], they would give him as many wives as he wanted [sex], and they would submit to his commands [power].”

This time, those who knew Muhammad best found the Trinity of Truth and scratched every itch. For Muhammad, everything had been about sex, power, and money.

And that is why Muhammad’s extended family didn’t bother tempting him with an acknowledgment of his prophetic claims – by agreeing that he really was Allah’s Messenger. The Meccans knew the prophet gig was just a means to an end.

555Tabari VI:106 “The Quraysh said, ‘This is what we will give you, Muhammad, so desist from reviling our gods and do not speak evilly of them.’”

This bargain was proposed on the basis of accommodating the Meccan gods. The deal was clear; the stakes were high. Sex, power, and money were being offered in exchange for total capitulation. The oneness of Rabbi Ar-Rahman, who would soon be Allah, was all that separated Muhammad’s Islamic doctrine from Qusayy’s scam. If the messenger accepted, he was through as a prophet, and Islam was finished as a religion.

Tabari VI:107 “‘If you will do so, we offer you something which will be to your advantage and to ours.’”

The prophet was evidently intrigued, tantalized perhaps. They held the keys to the Ka’aba Inc. and were offering him a founder’s share. This could be good…

Tabari VI:107 “‘What is it,’ he asked. They said, ‘If you will worship our gods, Al-Lat and Al-Uzza, for a year, we shall worship your god for a year.”

Once again, it’s both perplexing and incriminating that the Quraysh didn’t name Allah. They were aware, and have already acknowledged, that Muhammad’s god was currently the Yemenite deity, Ar-Rahman. And he was the intruder here in Petra – the reason for all the fuss and feathers. After all, Allah was part of the Rock Pile, but not the supreme god of it.

Dushara, the Lord of the Mountain, had been the father of the gods during the Nabatean era. However, his shrine was now in ruins. In that the Lord was currently homeless, the goddesses Al-Lat, Manat, and Al-Uzza had risen in prestige, along with Hubal – who was a god in the form of a man. And it was during this time that Allah, a fractured deity with a highly fragmented and crumbling stone, was acknowledged along with the others in the pile.

556Since the Jews had long since buried their God’s name, rather than stacking Yahowah up with the others, He had been excluded from the puny pantheon. And the come-lately Iesou Christou was more comfortable being paraded around as a Dead God on a Stick, so he wasn’t included among the rocks either.

Therefore, the Quraysh may have been intent on playing fair, thereby setting up a rotation of deities. The first year would feature Al-Lat and Al-Uzza and the next would prioritize Manat and Hubal. Or, alternatively, since Manat, as the goddess of Meting Out Fate, Fortune, and Death over Time was Islam, and since Muhammad was the stand-in for Hubal, independently naming Al-Lat and Al-Uzza was sufficient.

There is but one explanation for this omission of Allah in the previous edition of the Quraysh Bargain. Muhammad was still referring to his god as Ar-Rahman, the deity of the Yemeni Hanifs. Those who codified the Quran a century thereafter in Persia simply swapped Ar-Rahman’s name out of some of the later Meccan surahs and replaced it with Allah. This change is confirmed by a Hadith contemporaneous to these events:

Ishaq:162 “Abu Jahl met the Apostle and said, ‘By Allah, Muhammad, you will either stop cursing our gods or we will curse the god you serve.’ So the Quran verse was revealed, ‘Do not insult those to whom they pray lest they curse God wrongfully through lack of knowledge.’ (Quran 006.108) I have been told that the Apostle then refrained from cursing their gods, and began to call them to Allah [rather than Rahman].” The critical word is: “began.”

Tabari VI:107 & Ishaq:165 “Walid, As, Aswad, and Umayyah said, ‘Muhammad, come and let us worship that which you worship and you worship what we worship. We shall combine in the matter and shall make you a partner in all our undertakings.

If what you have brought is better than what we already have, we will be partners with you and take our share, and if what we 557have is better than what you have, you shall be a partner with us in what we have, and you shall have your share of it.”

Their schemes were virtually indistinguishable. They were only squabbling over ownership.

Muhammad’s immediate response to the Quraysh Bargain should tell us all we need to know about Islam’s lone prophet. He didn’t say no. He hesitated and was clearly tempted to worship Al-Lat and Al-Uzza if it meant money, sex, and power.

Tabari VI:107 “Let me see what revelation comes to me from my Lord [not Allah],’ he replied.”

Although I can’t prove it using the Islamic Traditions, I suspect that Muhammad went to his aging wife, Khadija, and asked her what she thought he should do. After all, she had been the founder of Islam – the inspiration behind the Profitable Prophet Plan. I think Khadija scuttled the deal. More wives would have been competition. And although she would have relished the prestige of being a shareholder in the Ka’aba Inc, what was she going to do with more money? She was over seventy years old and near death.

So Khadija nixed the Quraysh Bargain, at least for the moment, at least while she was still alive…

Tabari VI:107 “Then, the following inspiration came from the Preserved Tablet: ‘Say: O disbelievers! I worship not that which you worship; nor do you worship that which I worship, And I shall not worship that which you worship, nor will you worship that which I worship. To you your religion and to me my religion.’”

Sorry Tabari, I know that is what the Hadith says, but it just ain’t so. The 109^th surah, from which this revelation was quoted, was among the first handed down. It was revealed a decade before this bargain was struck. So what really happened?

558Khadija died (or was killed), and Muhammad accepted the deal. The very next line in The History of al-Tabari, Muhammad at Mecca, confirms my theory:

Tabari VI:107 “Satan Cast a False Revelation on the Messenger of Allah’s Tongue.” Possessed by the Devil, Muhammad chose poorly. He succumbed to his demonic urgings and began to worship Al-Lat and Al-Uzza. He was finished as a prophet – at least among the informed, literate, rational, and sane – thereby excluding Muslims.

While the Islamic spin-meisters in Baghdad tried their best to put lipstick on this camel, the whole affair was as ugly as it was deadly. No matter how valiantly they attempted to excuse Muhammad’s behavior, a pig in makeup is still a swine.

Tabari VI:107 “The Messenger was eager for the welfare of his people and wished to effect reconciliation with them in whatever way he could. It is said he wanted to find a way to do this, and what happened was as follows:”

Before we wallow in what follows, I’d like to poke a hole in the excuse. Muhammad’s people were long gone. He had sent them off to Abyssinia for fear they would be seduced. And the notion of reconciling himself to the disbelievers is laughable. Muhammad had done nothing but harangue them for a decade now, calling them names barely suitable for print. When they teased him he said, “I will bring you slaughter.” Sorry, Muslim apologists, I don’t think so.

The isnad, or chain of reciters, introducing the Hadith reads: “Ibn Mumayd-Salamah-Muhammad Ibn Ishaq-Yazid bin Ziyad al-Madani-Muhammad bin Ka’b al-Qurazi:” I share this because of what happened to Salman Rushdie. He wrote a novel based on what these champions of Islam had to say. Muslims went berserk. They had Rushdie’s book banned and panned. They nailed Satanic Verses to crosses and burned copies during hostile rioting. Ayatollah Khomeni, 559the leader of the Islamic world at the time, put a fatwa on Rushdie, offering his fellow Muslims a million dollars for the writer’s head.

Yet Rushdie had merely exposed Islam’s own Traditions. So why get mad at him? Was Muhammad so perverse and Islam so corrupt that modern clerics have threatened to kill their critics to hide the truth for their doctrine to survive? Apparently, yes.

This is what follows…

Tabari VI:108 & Ishaq:165 “The Messenger saw his tribe turn on him. He was pained to see them shunning the message he had brought from Allah. So he [abandoned both his message and his god because he] longed for something that would reconcile his tribe to him [to him, not to his wannabe god, their Quran, or their religion].

With his love for his tribe and his anxiety over this it would have delighted him if the obstacle which had made his task so difficult could be removed [so he could accept their generous offer of power, sex, and money].”

The only points of contention, thus obstacles to reconciliation, were: the Ka’aba custodianship, the number of gods, and the top god’s identity (Allah or Ar-Rahman). Moreover, Muhammad not only hated his tribe, he had threatened to slaughter them.

Tabari VI:108 & Ishaq:165 “So Muhammad debated with himself and fervently desired such an outcome. Then Allah revealed: ‘By the Star when it sets, your comrade does not err, nor is he deceived; nor does he speak out of his own desire. [In truth, he did all three and was about to prove his guilt.]

And when he came to the words: ‘Have you thought about Al-Lat, Al-Uzza and Manat,’ Satan, when he was meditating upon it and desiring to bring reconciliation, cast on his tongue, because of his inner longings and what he desired, the words: ‘These are exalted high-flying cranes (the most elevated goddesses). Verily their intercession is accepted with approval.”

560Simply stated, Muhammad accepted the Quraysh Bargain and announced that he was, in fact, a money-grubbing, sexually perverted, power-hungry demon-possessed pagan.

But at what cost? The Quranic recitals had been filled with assertions that there were no intercessors. And four or five gods were at least three or four too many for a monotheistic religion.

Muhammad had, therefore, abandoned the central plank of his mission: “There is no ilah but Allah.” Islam was no longer monotheistic. What’s more, the prophet’s grandiose and Messianic claim of being Allah’s intercessor was pummeled, stoned by a trio of rock idols. And that wasn’t the worst of it. Islam’s lone spokesperson had just aligned himself with Satan.

It’s little wonder the Ayatollah wanted Rushdie’s book burned. It’s no surprise the Quran urges Muslims not to pry too deeply into Islam or ask questions in the final surah. The truth is devastating.

The Quraysh Bargain and Satanic Verses confirm that Muhammad was demon-possessed and that the Quran was “inspired” to advance his personal agenda. These Hadiths prove Islam was a fraud, as counterfeit as a $19 bill with a green camel on the face and a Snake on the flip side. What’s more, the Profitable Prophet Plan has been elevated from highly probable to undeniable.

But the Hadith collections of Sunnah compiled within Tabari’s History and Ishaq’s Biography were not finished burying the now incapacitated prophet.

Tabari VI:108 & Ishaq:166 “When the Quraysh heard this, they rejoiced and were delighted at the way in which he spoke of their gods, and they listened to him. While the Muslims, trusting their Prophet in respect to the messages which he brought, did not suspect him of a vain desire or slip.

561When he came to the prostration, having completed the surah, he prostrated himself and the Muslims did likewise, obeying his command and following his example.”

Now you know the reason why the world is in such a mess. A demon-possessed man sought to satiate his vain desires, and billions, failing to suspect his fraud, followed his example and obeyed his commands. If you are a Muslim reading these words, flee this delusion before it’s too late. This despicable man and his demonic spirit are not worthy of your soul.

Tabari VI:108 & Ishaq:166 “Those polytheists of the Quraysh and others who were in the mosque likewise prostrated themselves because of the reference to their gods which they had heard, so that there was no one in the mosque, believer or unbeliever, who did not prostrate himself. Then they all dispersed from the mosque.”

In the context of the Quraysh Bargain, this passage proves that Islam was nothing more than Muhammad’s scheme to take what rightfully belonged to others. It was his personal gateway to money, power, and sex. The Ka’aba Inc. – the religious scam of the patriarch Qusayy – was being cashed in by a covetous and amoral man. The evidence is undeniable. Islam was a plot, not a religion. Allah and Satan were one.

Independent scholars, even those sensitive to not offending Muslims, know that this Satanic indulgence destroyed the religion’s credibility. They recognize that nothing in the Quran can be trusted if the prophet can’t distinguish between Godly and Satanic inspiration. And while they have a point, they miss the point.

Right from the very beginning, and the initial encounter with the demon in the cave, the inspiration for what we have read has been sadistic and Satanic. The Quran, cover to cover, is too foolish, violent, demented, and immoral to be Godly. Muhammad’s family had been right: the Quran was the product of a madman, a 562plagiarizing poet, a far-fetched forger, a demon-possessed sorcerer. There was surely a motive behind the Quran.

Within the context of these Traditions, we must also deal with the lesser issues. The passage confirms that Allah was one of many gods. Muhammad promoted a pagan stone idol to monotheistic infamy. The prostration prayer, the performance that distinguishes Muslims from other religious practitioners, was pagan, too. So was the mosque, the cradle of Islamic submission.

And the Ka’aba, the center of Islamic obedience, to which their lives and world revolved, was a pagan shrine. All five pillars of Islam crumbled in the wake of the prophet’s Satanic indulgence. There were ilahs beside Allah. Muhammad was Satan’s messenger. The prostration was a pagan ritual rather than an Islamic obligation. And everything was rendered naught by a devilish bargain. Even the religious tax became suspect as it was orchestrated by a non-prophet tempted and trumped by the love of money.

The religion of Islam died that day along with its founder, Khadija. But out of its ashes, the war-mongering terrorist doctrine of Islam emerged. And while the prophet failed, the profiteer stooped to ever-greater lows. Acquiescing to temptation and accepting Satan’s Bargain, Islam turned from gray to black. As the sun set on the newly amalgamated pagans mooning their moon goddesses, it also set on the religion of Islam, never to rise again.

As much as Muslims would love to absolve themselves and their non-prophet of the Pagan Indulgence and Satanic Verses by claiming that the Hadiths were “unauthorized,” they are unable. Both history and their cover-up render their objections moot. Without the reconciliation that followed, there was no way to explain:

563Tabari VI:109 & Ishaq:167 “The news of this prostration reached those of the Messenger’s Companions who were in Abyssinia. The people said, ‘The Quraysh have accepted Islam.’ Some rose up to return. Then angel Gabriel came to the Messenger and said, ‘Muhammad, what have you done?’”

While that’s what the Hadith says, the non-prophet first mentioned Gabriel’s name two years later in Yathrib. All the rest of this has been backdated in hopes of thwarting the War of Words that became the Never-Ending Argument. But that’s not to say he didn’t have visitors. A trio of men, Bakr, Umar, and Hamzah, took their prophet to the woodshed – or at least that’s where they would have taken him if Petra had wood.

Islam’s dark spirit was quoted saying which is particularly indicting since it was evidently spoken by Ar-Rahman regarding Allah…

Ishaq:166 “‘You have recited to the people that which I did not bring to you from Allah, and you have said that which He did not say to you.’

The Messenger was grieved and feared Allah greatly. So Allah [not Gabriel] sent a revelation to him, consoling him and making light of the affair [of worldly bargains and Satanic indulgences].

He informed him that there had never been a prophet or messenger before who desired as he desired and wished as he wished but that Satan had cast words into his recitation, as he had interjected them on Muhammad’s tongue and into his desires.”

To hell with truth – literally. Desperate to save his mission as a messenger, Muhammad retreated to familiar territory. He claimed that he was as covetous, immoral, demented, and ill-advised as every other prophet and messenger before him. He was just dabbling in a little demonic delusion to satiate his cravings for power, sex, and money. It was no big deal.

However, this time, there was nothing in the Towrah to purloin and twist to bail him out. Not even in the Talmud 564was there to be found devilish tales that could be borrowed to salvage his sorry soul – so no patriarchs were misquoted to exonerate this little devil. There were no names dropped, “Biblical” or otherwise.

Muhammad was on his own. No other “prophet” had ever “desired and wished as he had desired and wished.”

Ishaq:166 “Then Allah annulled what Satan had cast, and established his verses by telling him that he was like other prophets and messengers.”

Ishaq:166 “Every Messenger or Prophet before you recited the message Satan cast into his recitation. Allah abrogates what Satan casts. Then Allah established his verses. Allah is Knower, Wise.” (Quran 022.052)

One lie has been refuted with another. Based on the contents of the 22^nd surah, it would not be revealed for another decade. Those who have attempted to rearrange the recitals chronologically, place it as one of the final “Medina” surahs. But by claiming it on this occasion, Muhammad destroyed his only alibi – denial.

Also, since the 22^nd surah was named, Al-Hajj | Pilgrimage, there is yet another affinity with the Satanic Verses which does not play to Islam’s advantage. My contention that this was all part of a series of escalations that led to Muhammad becoming a terrorist in Yathrib is validated.

The War of Words conveyed in the Quran as the Never-Ending Argument was resolved by the Quraysh Bargain and Muhammad’s capitulation to the temptation of sex, power, and money. This led invariably and directly to the Satanic Verses and the irrefutable collaboration between Satan and Muhammad to create the Quran. Because this was overwhelmingly inappropriate and embarrassing, Muhammad needed a miraculous departure from the current reality of his own making. As a result, he 565fantasized about riding a winged ass out of the confines of Petra to Jerusalem.

Not surprisingly, at least among rational men, that story further impugned Muhammad’s credibility. So, the fantasy of Night’s Journey became the reality of the Al-Hajj | the Migration. Muhammad endured the walk of shame, as the discredited non-prophet was mocked out of town. So to controvert his critics and augment insanity with infamy, along the way, he incited the Pledge of Aqabah – which was to Wage War Against All Mankind. A series of events was set in motion and this is where it would all lead, damning the world in the process.

Now that the Quran has verified the Satanic Verses, Muslims cannot whisk them under the carpet without impugning Allah’s credibility along with Muhammad’s. The un-god of Hell’s Fires was now toast, too.

Let’s take a look at the Al-Hajj | Pilgrimage / Migration surah to better understand Muhammad’s mindset. But so as not to compound the non-prophet’s error and take the passage out of context, I want you to know that the 47^th verse of this late surah speaks of Allah’s intended punishment on the Day of Doom. The 48^th is about Allah overtaking townships, the 49^th speaks of warnings, the 50^th incongruously about forgiveness, and the 51^st demeans the inmates of the flaming fire. And while that leads to the Satanic Verses in the 52^nd and 53^rd refrain, I cannot in all integrity alter course at this late date and cite something this detrimental to Islam out of context.

And fortunately, nearly 700 pages ago in Snake in the Desert we had occasion to review the first 33 verses of the 22^nd surah, so we won’t be plowing entirely new ground. Although, this rendering will be much more consistent with the Arabic text because it will be primarily derived from an interlinear, then fleshed out when the translators convey more expansive definitions to some of the more expressive 566and challenging terms. By taking this approach two things change. First, the missing verbs, conjunctions, and articles will either be omitted or they will appear in parentheticals.

And second, as I have been, I will continue to transliterate the titles al-Lahu, al-Lahi, and al-Laha throughout. Even though al-Lahu, al-Lahi, and al-Laha are readily translatable, the resulting phrasing of “the For-Him” sounds odd to our ears.

Nonetheless, al means “the” and lahu, lahi, and laha are rendered in English from Arabic as “for him, to him, and for her.” This is because hu or hi conveys the third-person masculine singular pronoun in the enclitic form (whereas ha is feminine). And while the enclitic can be either accusative or genitive in Arabic, this determination is derived from the association with the al prefix. In Arabic, al is commonly rendered as an adverbial form of negation, meaning “no or not” when preceding a verb. However, since hu and hi are pronouns, not verbs, the Arabic la reflects the original Hebrew meaning, which as a preposition, conveys “to,” “for,” or “of.” Therefore, in the case of al-lahu and al-lahi, the proper rendering in the genitive form of the enclitic would be “the for him” or “the to him.” Affirming this, lahu appears throughout the Quran and it is always translated as “for him.” However, following the definite article, al | the, lahu becomes a title and, thus, al-Lahu | the For-Him or as the To-Him. To this we must also include al-Laha as “the For-Her.”

This understood, al-Lahu, al-Lahi, and al-Laha are rendered as “Allah” in most translations. However, that is inconsistent with how this phrase was written in the text. Further, Allah is said to be a conjunction of al | the and ilah | god, and that is also inconsistent with how al-Lahu was written Moreover, should the letters be combined, then Allahu (as in Allahu Akbar) would be properly translated as “Allah is.”

567The reason that this is worth noting is because in all of the early surahs, the name “Rahman” has been used prolifically. Even more frequently, we have seen the Hebrew rabb and rabbi, meaning “great” and “my exalted,” misappropriated as “Lord.” So, in the midst of this confusion, the best way to avoid misleading anyone is to transliterate al-Lahu, al-Lahi, and al-Laha while ascribing a literal translation to these titles.

With this introduction, I represent the Hajj…

Quran 022.001 “O mankind! Fear your Rabbi | Lord! Lo! (The) great earthquake, upheaval, and convulsion (of) the Hour (of Doom) (will be) terrible – a tremendously grievous and great!

Quran 022.002 (The) Day you will see it, every woman giving suck will forget she was nursing. And every pregnant one will drop her load, discharging her burden. You will see the mankind drunk, yet they (will) not (be) intoxicated. Severe and dreadful punishment (will be the) Torment of Doom al-Lahi | the To-Him.”

Engendering fear remains essential to the promotion of Islam | Submission. Further, there is no denying that the religion’s Day of Doom will be even worse than Islam is currently – perceived as Great for the Lord and Terrible for humankind.

Normally, the un-god and his non-prophet are dismissive of women, preferring to indict and torment men, but not this time. According to this taunt, a nursing woman will forget that she has a baby, while pregnant women will have spontaneous miscarriages. And at the same time, men will be too intoxicated to care, although not drunk. It is quite a picture the “the For Him” is painting of the horrific punishments he intends to inflict.

Nonetheless, should moral and rational people disagree with Satan, then, according to the Adversary, his critics are clueless. Further, the Lord would have Muslims believe that to disagree with him is to follow Satan into rebellion and into the hellfire. But since the Islamic god 568claims to be responsible for everyone’s return to him, since he is the one stoking the flames in hell, and since he is depicted as being left alone to torment disbelievers, wouldn’t that make Satan, Satan, in this context – dispensing with the myth of Allah?

Quran 022.003 “And among al-nasi | the mankind (is he) who disputes concerning al-Lahi | the To-Him, without knowledge and follows every rebellious al Shaitan | the Adversary, Satan, and rebellious Devil.

Quran 022.004 For him it is decreed that whosoever follows him, taking him as a friend, he will mislead him, guiding him to the tormenting punishment (of) al-Sa’iri | the Hell-Fire.”

Should one believe that Satan is other than Allah in this context, then at the very least, the Adversary is delivering disbelievers to Allah. And considering that this surah is reputed by the Lord to have been inspired by Satan, this is a true confession. (Note the many examples of al | the in the preceding text designating al-nasi, al-Lahi, al-Shaitan, and al-Sa’iri.)

Moving on, Professor For Him continues to make a compelling case against believing him…

Quran 022.005 “O al-nasu | the mankind! If you are in doubt about al-Ba’thi | the Resurrection, then verily, We created you from dust, then from a nutfah | mixed drops of sexual discharge, then from a clot (a piece of clinging and coagulated blood), then from a little lump of flesh, formed and unformed (a miscarriage), that We may make clear to you. And We cause whom We will to remain in the wombs for an appointed term, then We bring you out (as) a child, that you may reach maturity.

And among you (there is he) who dies, and among you (there is he) who (is) returned to the most abject miserable old age, so that he knows nothing after having known. And you see the earth barren, but when We send down water on it, it is stirred. It swells and puts forth every lovely kind.

Quran 022.006 That (is) because al-Laha | the For-Her [‘ha’ is third-person feminine] (is) the undeniable Reality. And that He, 569Himself, gives life (to) the dead and He (is) over every thing [sic]. All-Powerful.

Quran 022.007 And that, the Hour will come, no doubt about it. And that al-Laha | the For-Her will resurrect (those) in the graves.”

Beyond the incredulous lecture on human gestation, the derogatory swipe at the elderly, and pretense of controlling the weather, we are reacquainted with the fictitious notion of bodily resurrection. Not only would it be impossible to recreate and animate bodies from decomposed bones, it would be counterproductive. Physical entities degrade and decay. They are not eternal. More importantly, they restrict movement in space and time. Mass is tremendously limiting compared to energy.

Therefore, the only reason the un-god of Islam is interested in this farce is because it serves his agenda for believers and disbelievers to consider it possible. Skin can be tantalized in the Islamic Brothel and tormented in Allah’s Auschwitz. But even the All-Powerful Wizard of Oz couldn’t make it so.

Quran 022.008 “And among men (is he) who disputes about al-Lahi | the To-Him, without any knowledge and not any guidance, nor a Book enlightening.”

There was as much enlightenment in the Quran as there were words written in the un-book by this time – which is to say – none. It was and remains nothing more than an incongruent and conflicting, often incomprehensible, and always vile and sadistic, rant to be disputed and denigrated.

In what follows, the Snake is projecting his own arrogance and propensity to mislead onto the rational individuals rebuking him in order to deflect criticism. Nonetheless, exposing and condemning false gods who inspire the widespread abuse and degradation of humankind is a compassionate and honorable achievement. 570And because there will be a Day of Reconciliations and not a Day of Resurrection, the threat of attending For Him’s garden party as a human torch is negated.

Quran 022.009 “Bending his neck in pride and twisting it to mislead from (the) way (of) al-Lahi | the To-Him, lahu | for him (is) disgrace in the world, and (on the) Day (of) Resurrection (the) torment of the burning fire.

Quran 022.010 That (is) for what your hands have sent forth, and lo, verily, al-Laha | the For-Her is not unjust to His slaves.”

Only in Islam is being enslaved considered “just.” Although, this might explain why Muslims have been at the forefront of the slave trade for the past 1,400 years – including being responsible for enslaving those sent off to the New World. Even today, of the 50 million women sold into slavery, Muslims are on one or both sides of the transaction 95% of the time.

Because of predestination, al-Laha put herself in a pickle since even the smallest things in life are under the un-god’s control. So, when life is good, so is the goddess, but when things turn out as horrifically as they exist in Islamic countries, these failures mean that the un-god failed his or her slaves. This, then, is the Snake’s preemptive strike…

Quran 022.011 “And among the mankind (is he) who worships al-Laha | For Her on a narrow edge, on the verge. If good befalls him, he is content with it, and if a trial befalls him, he turns on his face. He has lost the world and the Hereafter. That it (is) the palpable and evident loss!”

The lesson is that when life is bad, it is because the Muslim is marginal. And there is nothing Allah hates more than moderate Muslims.

If the Quranic slaves were able to process what follows, they would drop Allah like a hot Snake. The Lord is saying that it is unprofitable to call upon someone who, unlike “Allah,” cannot harm them…

571Quran 022.012 “He calls from besides al-Lahi | the To-Him what (does) not harm or hurt him, nor what profits him. That it (is) the straying far away.

Quran 022.013 He calls who his harm (is) nearer than his profit or more imminent than his boon. Certainly, lo, a bad maula | protector and an evil friend.”

In the land of incoherent and indecipherable, the previous statement was a crown jewel. And while those are not characteristics the sane would attribute to God, it is better than promoting “belief” while affirming fate…

Quran 022.014 “Lo! Truly, al-Laha | the For-Her will admit those who believe and do the good deeds (to) Gardens flow from underneath it the rivers. Lo, Verily, al-Laha | the For-Her does what He wills and intends.”

If the Snake does what he intends, determining who gets the virgins or the flames, what is the merit of faith and good-deed-doing? And speaking of a predetermined outcome, as we move forward, how does one climb up a rope that they have extended toward the sky? Wouldn’t the act of bringing the uplifted hand down, lower the rope rather than raise the body off of the ground? And how low would the Islamic heaven have to be to reach it with a rope? And since al-Lahu seems intent on hanging and strangling those who dismiss his or her prowess, who is holding the other end of the rope? Moreover, how is being strangled while climbing a rope to catch a glance of the doings therein, a stratagem for reducing rage?

Quran 022.015 “Whoever is thinks that al-Lahu | For Him will not help him in this world and the hereafter then let him extend and stretch a rope to the sky then let him cut off, hang, and strangle (himself), then let him see whether his stratagem and plan will remove what enrages!

Quran 022.016 “And thus, We sent it (the Quran) down (as) clear verses, signs, evidences, and proofs. And that al-Laha | For Her guides whom He wills and intends.”

572The inclusion of “and thus” means that there is a correlation between the strategy of hanging on a rope extended to the heavens and sending these “clear verses” down to guide. Hopefully, when someone ascertains what that might be, they will share it with the rest of us.

In the following statement, and in eleven other instances in the Quran, hadu is rendered as a verb, meaning “are or were Jews.” This is odd for a couple of reasons, the first of which is that, as a name, it should have been transliterated from the Hebrew as Yahuwd (singular) or Yahuwdym (plural) and not as hadu. And second, in this sentence, the verb is “have believed” not Jews.

However, that is just the beginning of the problems. The Sabiina | Sabaeans, as the people of Tubba, brought Judaism to Arabs, not Islam. And even then, these Yemeni Arabs were among the first to feel the blade of Islam on their necks as they were forced into Islam during the War of Compulsion following Muhammad’s death.

Moving on to the Nasara | Christians, nasara is a poor transliteration of Nazareth, which is where the New Testament claims Jesus was raised, thereby making him “Jesus of Nazareth.” Only one problem – Nazareth did not exist in the 1^st or 2^nd century CE. And while Christians living in Petra did not know any better, al-Laha was pretending to be the All-Knower.

Even then, this list is peculiar because it begins with a verbal ethnicity, lies about a community, misrepresents a religion, and then attributes a belief in Islam to an occultic occupation. Further, what is the point of “judging between them?”

Quran 022.017 “Lo! Verily, those who have believed, and those who hadu | were Jews, and the Sabiina | Sabaeans, and the Nasara | Christians, and the majusa | Magians, and those who (are) polytheists, lo, al-Laha will judge between them (on) the Day (of) the Resurrection. Lo! al-Laha | For Her (is) Witness over every thing.

573Quran 022.018 See you not that (to) al-Laha | the For-Her prostrates lahu | to Him whoever (is) in the heavens and whoever (is) in the earth, and the sun, and the moon, and the stars, and the mountains, and the trees, and the dawabu | meandering beasts and many of the people? But many (is) justly due alayhi | on him the punishment. And whomever al-Lahu | the For-Hm abases and humiliates, then not lahu | for him any bestower of honor. Lo! Verily, al-Laha | the For-Her does what He wills and intends.”

Without the preposition “to,” which is omitted from the text, al-Laha is the one performing the prostrations to the earth, sun, moon, stars, mountains, and trees. And inclusive of the missing preposition, the earth, sun, moon, stars, mountains, and trees are afforded anthropomorphic qualities and are bowing in submission.

As for the meandering beasts and people, I’ve not yet seen a camel genuflect to a Snake. But even if fish and mosquitoes bow before the Islamic god, how does not bowing justify eternal humiliation and pain? And then we are left to wonder why bowing in submission is honorable.

Since there were four designations of people in the first group and seven inanimate objects in the second list, who are “these two opponents” of the Rabbi?

Quran 022.019 “These two opponents dispute concerning Rabbi-him | their Lord. But for those who disbelieve, garments of fire will be cut out for them. The boiling water will be poured over their heads.

Quran 022.020 Will be melted with it what (is) in their bellies and their skins.

Quran 022.021 And for them hooked rods of iron, maces and whips.

Quran 022.022 Every time they want to get away, trying to come out of the anguish, they will return therein by being driven back. Taste the burning torment and punishment of fire.”

574Anyone who would say, “Believe me or I will torture you” is mentally ill and sadistic. If this is your god, I pity you.

And as eager as this Snake is to torture, his methods may be incompatible and at cross purposes. Wouldn’t the pouring of water, no matter how hot, over the head of someone wearing a garment of fire extinguish the flames? And if it is poured over their heads, how does it melt their bellies? More importantly, why would a Snake auditioning for God say such horrific things?

And while I don’t understand his methods, he wasn’t finished impugning himself nor tormenting humankind. However, if his boiling water melted the skins, what’s the purpose of the hooked rods, maces, and whips? If he’s piercing bones, then what was the purpose of the resurrection? Further, how is it that those with personally tailored garments comprised of fire, who have been melted by scalding water, then hooked by iron rods, get away?

Only a psychopath suffering from Asperger’s Syndrome would make the transition from the five ways to torture a man to adorning others with bracelets and silk. And as a word of caution, psychopaths are self-absorbed and seldom trustworthy, and “Aspies” lack empathy.

Quran 022.023 “Lo, al-Laha | For Her will admit those who believe and do good deeds, (to) Gardens flow from underneath it the rivers. They will be adorned therein with bracelets of gold and pearls and their garments therein silk.

Quran 022.024 And so they were guided to the good of the speech. And they are guided to Path (of) the Praiseworthy.”

If they were “the good of the speech” why weren’t they employed to ghostwrite the Quran? And how is any of this “praiseworthy?”

Please excuse all of the questions, but there just doesn’t appear to be any rhyme or reason to any of this – well, no reason, anyway, because some of this rhymed.

575And speaking of questions, why is the Mosque haram | forbidden? Why is the Ka’aba called a “House” when it only housed rocks that were perceived to be gods? How could a god have built it when it has been rebuilt a dozen times? And with all of the rebuilding, are we to believe that any deviation from the previous version was punished by a painful torment?

Quran 022.025 “Lo! Verily! Those who disbelieve and hinder from (the) Path of al-Lahi | To Him and Al-Masjid-al-Haram | the Forbidden Mosque which We made for the mankind, equal the dweller therein and the visitor. And whoever inclines to deviation therein (or) wrongdoing, We will make him taste of a painful torment, a grievous penalty.”

Of all of the obnoxious, sadistic, and demeaning things that are postured by this Snake, the most bombastic are his claims on ‘Adam, Noach, ‘Abraham, Moseh, and Dowd. To believe him is to be a nitwit. And so that there is no misunderstanding, I deliberately left the likes of Lout, Ismail, Ayub, Younes, and Iesus off of my list because the Lord is welcome to them.

Quran 022.026 “And when We assigned to Ibrahim | Abraham the site (of) the House, that not associate with Me anything. And purify My House for those who circumambulate, and those who stand, and those who bow, those who prostrate.”

While we all know that Lords value religion as the ultimate control mechanism, its signature act, which is bowing, proves that they are unworthy. Should we play make-believe for the moment and pretend that this Snake is a candidate for God, he is automatically disqualified by seeking to be worshiped and for telling men to bow in submission to him. A god who would create an inferior being to kowtow to him is mentally deranged and insecure.

It is one thing for the pagan pre-Islamic rites of Qusayy to be infused into the Hadith and another to appear in the Quran. This serves as yet another proof that Islam is nothing but an amalgamation of religions, pagan and 576monotheistic. And the realization that the Quran’s scope seldom rises beyond the Arabian Desert suggests that it should not have been allowed to escape on camel or foot.

Quran 022.027 “And proclaim to the mankind the Hajj | Migration and Pilgrimage. They will come to you on foot and on every lean camel. They will come from every distant mountain highway.

Quran 022.028 That they may witness the advantages for them and mention the name of al-Lahi | the To-Him on appointed days, over cattle beast that He has provided them. So eat of them and feed the miserable, the poor.”

Since the Quraysh Bargain was between Ar-Rahman and Al-Lat and Al-Uzzah, whose name is supposedly advantageous? Since the Quran does not mention them, what are the “appointed days?” And why are people so miserable and impoverished if Islam is beneficial?

Perhaps the reason that Muslims are stuck in the 7^th century is because they keep walking in circles…

Quran 022.029 “Then let them complete their prescribed duties, perform their vows, and circumambulate the ancient House.

Quran 022.030 That and whosoever honors sacred rites al-Lahi | To Him, then it best for him near Rabbi-hi | his Lord. And are made lawful to you the cattle, except what is recited to you. So shun and avoid the abomination of idols, and shun false word.”

If that is true, then how are they to venerate the House since it was home to 360 idols? And if Muslims are to shun the false word, where would the Lord like them to discard their Qurans?

One of Islam’s many irreconcilable problems is that the un-god, like the non-prophet, was a loner – which is not uncommon for snakes. However, it is at the same time incongruous for the Lord to claim to have worked with ‘Adam, Noach, ‘Abraham, Moseh, and Dowd, as well as Muhammad and countless other Messengers and Warners. This, of course, is one of many reasons that “Allah” cannot 577be Yahowah, the God of the Towrah and Prophets, because Yahowah seldom, if ever, works alone. It is contrary to His nature and purpose.

Since the Lord is constantly complaining that people have falsely accused him of having friends, why don’t we see millions flung from the sky each day? And where are the bird snatchers hiding the fallen?

Quran 022.031 “Hunafaa | being upright to Lillahi, not associating partners, friends, or associates with Him. And whoever assigns friends, coworkers, or partners bil-Lahi | with To-Him, then as if he had fallen from the sky, and the birds snatched him, or the wind had thrown him to a far-off place.

Quran 022.032 Thus, and whosoever honors symbols al-Lahi | the To-Him, Then, lo, it from piety the hearts.

Quran 022.033 For you, therein, benefits for an appointed term, then their place of sacrifice is at the ancient House.”

This trip down memory lane was lovely in a dark and twisted way, but we have reached our point of prior egress in Snake in the Desert. So, now as we wind down our sojourn through Satanic ~ Allah’s Delusions of Grandeur, let’s rejoin the Hajj from Satan to Allah as it continues to progress toward the Satanic Verses.

And as we proceed, we are confronted by our first mistake. To Him appointed religious rites in the sparsely populated ruin of Petra, which was barely a town, much less a nation. There was no nation of Arabia in the 7^th century, and by the time the nation of Islam came to exist, Allah was long gone, never to be heard from again. Muhammad was the last to hear him speak.

Quran 022.034 “And for every nation We have appointed a religious rite, that they may mention (the) name al-Lahi over what He provided them of beast (of) cattle. And your ilahun | god is one so you must submit to Him. And give glad tidings (to) the humble.”

The Lord clearly has a thing for cows and camels. He is correlating them with his name, with submission to him, 578and with glad tidings. He also wants to be known as controlling, fearsome, and in dire need of patients and prostrations – money too.

Quran 022.035 “Those when is mentioned al-Lahu | the For-Him, their hearts fear. And those who patiently bear whatever has afflicted them, and who perform prostration prayers, and out of what We have provided them, they spend.”

So, what is a Snake, even a wannabe god, going to do with money? And for that matter, what sick craving is scratched by having billions of slaves bowing in submission? Trees too?

Returning to cows and camels, they are now symbols of Allah. I am, surprised, therefore, that we see scimitars, fists, AK47s, and crescent moons on Islamic flags instead of cows and camels.

Quran 022.036 “And the cows and camels, We have made them for you as among Symbols al-Lahi | To Him. Therein good. So mention name al-Lahi | To Him over them lined up and when their sides are down, eat from them and feed the beggar who does not ask, and the beggar who asks. Thus, have We subjected them to you so that you may be grateful.”

Do you suppose mentioning the name To Him over lined up cows and camels with their sides down is an overlooked sixth pillar of Islam? Is there a tangible religious benefit of doing so before eating them?

As we turn to beggars begging, why is their subjugation a sign of gratitude? And why would Allah speak of them as if they were meat and say that their blood does not reach him? Or, perhaps, the Lord was addressing the beloved and blessed cows and camels mentioned 60 words previously.

Quran 022.037 “Will not reach al-Laha | For Her their meat nor their blood, but the piety from you reaches Him. Thus He subjected them to you that you may magnify al-Laha | the For-Her 579for what He has Guided you. And give glad tidings to the dutiful who guard, the good-deed-doers.

Quran 022.038 Lo, al-Laha defends those who believe. Verily! Al-Laha (does) not like every treacherous ingrate.”

Considering the state of affairs, there must not be any believing Muslims in Gaza, Lebanon, Syria, Yemen, Libya, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Sudan, Somalia, Chad, Algeria, Mali, Nigeria, and Myanmar, etcetera.

Keeping in mind that most surahs were cobbled together, this next line refers to the un-god’s endorsement of the Islamic Declaration of War against all Mankind. It was part of the Hijrah | Migration of Shame, and thus followed the Satanic Verses, which have yet to be addressed within this surah.

That notwithstanding, the Quran is providing Muslims with a blanket incitement to war. It is all-encompassing because the Quran claims that the entire world belongs to them while blaming non-Muslims for having wronged them. It is akin to the Muslims murdering Jews in Israel for their non-occupation of Gaza, and then blaming their victims for what occurred. It is martyr-complex, which is a symptom of narcissistic psychopathy.

Quran 022.039 “Permission to fight is given to those who are fighting them because they have been wronged, and surely, al-Laha | For Her for their victory surely Able.

Quran 022.040 Those who have been evicted and expelled from their homes without right, except that they said, ‘Rabbuna | Our Lord al-Lahu | the For-Him.’ And if not, al-Lahi | the To-Him checks some of people by others. Surely have been demolished sawami’u | monasteries, and biya’un | churches, and salawatun | synagogues, and masajid | mosques, was mentioned in it name al-Lahi | To Him much. Verily, al-Lahu | For Him will help who help Him. Lo, al-Laha | the For-Her verily All-Strong, All-Mighty.”

Muslims are the invaders and occupiers, not the evicted and expelled. They stormed out of Yathrib to 580subjugate all of Arabia, Yemen, Persia, much of India, Syria, Jordan, Israel, Lebanon, Egypt, Northern Africa, and what is presently, Turkey and Spain. They stole the land and murdered and enslaved the people.

At the time this was recited, the score of Muslim malcontents in Petra had not been tossed out. In fact, just the opposite, they had been offered a share of everything the Quraysh had to give – women, money, and influence. Muhammad accepted. So, for them to bellyache as if they were victims is childish.

Also ridiculous is the Lord’s claim that his name was written throughout the many monasteries, churches, synagogues, and mosques he had destroyed. There was no mosque at the time and Allah’s name was unknown in Christianity and Judaism. It’s all a lie.

But there is a useful insight here. As I have explained, this Snake is impotent. He can do nothing on his own merit. The only way he can corrupt the world is by beguiling and cajoling, even intimidating, Muslims to fight and kill for him. So, “Verily, al-Lahu | For Him will help who help Him. Lo, al-Laha | the For Her verily All-Strong, All-Mighty.” If Allah were strong and mighty, he would not need help.

Likewise, this Snake must have Muslims believe that he has appointed their dictators so that they will obey them. That is the only way to impose submission. And as a result, there is no freedom of speech or religion in Islamic nations. Anything not Islamic is forbidden – and that would include human rights, morality, and freewill.

Quran 022.041 “Those (Muslim rulers) who, if We establish in the land, they order the compulsory prayers, to giving of the Zakat | Tax and they enjoin Al-Ma’ruf | Islamic Monotheism and all that Islam orders one to do, and forbid al-munkari | disbelief and polytheism and all that Islam has forbidden, (i.e. they make the Qur’an as the law of their country in all the spheres of life). And with Lillahi end (of) the matters.

581Quran 022.042 And if they deny you, so, lo, people (of) Nuh, Ad, Thamud denied before them,

Quran 022.043 And the people (of) Ibrahim | Abraham and the people (of) Lut | Lot,

Quran 022.044 And the dwellers of Madyana | Midian. And belied was Musa | Moses, so I granted respite to the disbelievers for a while, then I seized them, and how (terrible) was My Punishment.

Quran 022.045 And many a township have We destroyed while it was wrong-doing, so that it fell on its roofs (lying in ruins up to this day), and well abandoned and deserted and lofty castles!”

To oppose Islam in an Islamic country is to die. This Snake and his brood are so terrified of being exposed that they murder those who dare tell them the truth. As a result, Muslims are cocooned in a web of lies.

As a tragic consequence, Muslims believe in an un-god who must convolute history and invert reality. In this case, Noach was chosen because he had walked away, separating himself from people. Ad did not exist. Thamud was so insignificant, its brief tenure was akin to a whirling dervish. Not a single collapsed roof or castle exists anywhere near where they once roamed. ‘Abraham left his people as did Lowt. Midian was defeated by Gideon, not Allah. And while this Snake was nowhere to be seen or heard during the time of Moseh, beginning 2,000 years thereafter he liberated Yisra’el, continuing to the present day, his brood has seized and punished God’s people. So, credit Allah for being murderous toward Jews. What better way to reveal his true identity?

So now that Muslims have had 1,400 years to travel around plundering and terrorizing the world, why hasn’t there been at least one of them with the fortitude to acknowledge that nothing the Lord of Snakes claimed he had done was true? Therefore, since Allah misrepresented his past, what about their future? No Day of Doom. No Resurrection. No Hell-Fires. No Virgins. Nothing but a 582miserable and unfulfilling life endured under the spell of a demented deity with a speech impediment...

Quran 022.046 “So, have not they travelled in the land? And is for them hearts reason with it or ears hear with it? Lo! Verily, not blinded the eyes but blinded the hearts which in the breasts.

Quran 022.047 And they ask you to hasten the tormenting punishment! But never will al-Lahu | the For-Him fail His Promise. And lo, verily, a day with Rabbika | your Lord like a thousand year [sic] of what you count.

Quran 022.048 And how many of a township I gave respite to it while it wrong-doing. Then, I seized it and to Me the destination.”

Allah is desperate to demonstrate that he is demented and destructive and that humankind is pathetic and puny. But he’s got no game. And since bluster and bluffs only work on the weak of mind and character, Muslims remain as demented and destructive as their pathetic and puny Lord. It would be Allah’s lone achievement.

So, if a litany of threats won’t work, what about whiplash? Lean forward for the carrot so the Lord can drive you back with his stick…

Quran 022.049 “Say, ‘O man, I am to you only a warner clear.’

Quran 022.050 So those who believe and do dutiful deeds, for them (is) forgiveness and a rizqun karim | noble provision.

Quran 022.051 But those who strove against Our proofs, verses, and signs (to) frustrate and obstruct, causing failure, those companions and dwellers the Hellfire.”

This all remains as clear as the muddy spring where the obedient and prostrating Islamic sun goes nighty-night. Albeit there has been a clear warning. Bad things happen to those who are subjected to the Lord of the Quran.

I would have you know that there is no transition between the normal demonic rant of the Quran, of Hell’s Warden threatening to torture those who reject him and 583frustrate his quest to be perceived as God, and the Satanic Verses that follow.

Quran 022.052 “And not We sent before you any Messenger and not a Prophet, but when he recited, threw the Satan in his recitation. But Allah abolishes what throws the Satan. Then, Allah will establish His Verses. And Allah, All-Knower, All-Wise.”

While that is directly from The Noble Quran’s Word By Word interlinear, it’s not a particularly accurate translation of the underlying text which reads…

“wama arsalna min qablika min rasulin wala nabiyyin illa idha tamanna alqa al-shaytanu fi um’niyyatihi fayansakhu al-lahu ma yul’qi al-shaytanu thumma yuh’kimu al-lahu ayatihi wal-lahu alimun hakimun.”

What follows is a more literal rendering of the same statement with the words from both languages juxtaposed…

Wama | and never arsalna | did we send min | from qablika | before you min | out of rasulin | a messenger wa la | and not a nabiyyin | prophet, ila | but, idha | when tamanna | he recited, al-Shaytanu | the Adversary, Satan, alqa fi | projected and ascribed within, proposing and offering something included in um’niyyatihi | his recital. Fayansakhu | but abolishes al-Lahu | the For-Him ma | what al-Shaytanu | the Adversary, Satan yul’qi | throws in, projects and ascribes, proposes and offers. Thumma | then, al-Lahu | For Him yuh’kimu | will establish ayatihi | His Verses. Wal-Lahu | and For Him, alimun | All-Knower, hakimun | All-Wise.”

Central to this correction is that while the primary meaning of alqa is “to throw,” its ancillary meanings are more appropriate in the context of an oral recital. These include “to project, ascribe, offer, impute, or propose.”

Therefore, Satan’s confession reads: “And never did We send from before you out of a messenger and not a prophet, but, when he recited, the Adversary, Satan, projected and ascribed within, proposing and offering something included in his recital.

584But For Him abolishes what the Adversary, Satan throws in, projects and ascribes, proposes and offers. Then, For Him will establish His Verses. And For Him, All-Knower, All-Wise.”

By comparison, here are some other translations to consider…

Ahmed Ali: We have sent no messenger or apostle before you with whose recitations Satan did not tamper. Yet God abrogates what Satan interpolates; then He confirms His revelations, for God is all-knowing and all-wise.

Noble Quran: Never did We send a Messenger or a Prophet before you, but; when he did recite the revelation or narrated or spoke, Shaitan (Satan) threw (some falsehood) in it. But Allah abolishes that which Shaitan (Satan) throws in. Then Allah establishes His Revelations. And Allah is All-Knower, All-Wise:

Pickthal: Never sent We a messenger or a prophet before thee but when He recited (the message) Satan proposed (opposition) in respect of that which he recited thereof. But Allah abolisheth that which Satan proposeth. Then Allah establisheth His revelations. Allah is Knower, Wise;

Shakir: And We did not send before you any messenger or prophet, but when he desired, the Shaitan made a suggestion respecting his desire; but Allah annuls that which the Shaitan casts, then does Allah establish His communications, and Allah is Knowing, Wise,

Yusuf Ali: Never did We send a messenger or a prophet before thee, but, when he framed a desire, Satan threw some (vanity) into his desire: but Allah will cancel anything (vain) that Satan throws in, and Allah will confirm (and establish) His Signs: for Allah is full of Knowledge and Wisdom:

It was such a devilishly delicate matter, so everyone seemed to have a little different take on what the Lord of Islam revealed. And recognizing that this message was delivered as much as a year after the fact, Muslims and disbelievers alike remained haunted by Muhammad’s capitulation to paganism.

585However, by confirming the demonic episode in the Quran, Allah is complicit in the Satanic Verses, not only by admitting that portions of the Quran were Satanically inspired but, also, that he was involved in the process.

The Hadith confirming the Satanic Verses cannot, therefore, be invalidated or dismissed as unauthorized. Muhammad, as was the case with all of Allah’s messengers and prophets, spoke for Satan.

The Adversary was able to throw “some vanity into his desires,” (The Pagan Indulgence) and to have “tampered with the recitations” (The Satanic Admission).

However, since the Quran is supposed to be in Allah’s voice, as the previous verse attests, and since it was supposedly written before the universe was created, unless Allah is Satan, how would it be possible for Satan’s words to appear within the recital?

While it is obvious that the voice of the Quran has been Satan’s from the very beginning, starting with the demonic encounter in the cave while seeking Self-Justification, and continuing through all of the un-god’s devilish threats of past and impending torture, this confession is foolproof.

The War of Words comprising the Quran’s Never-Ending Argument inspired the Pagan Indulgence – a transaction based upon the Profitable Prophet Plan where sex, power, and money were exchanged for venerating Petra’s pagan idols – Al-Uzza and Al-Lat – for one year. Muhammad accepted, and the Quran reflects this decision, confirming the Satanic Verses…

Quran 053.018 “Lo! Verily, he saw the greatest signs and verses of his Lord.

Quran 053.019 Have you considered Al-Lat and Al-Uzza

Quran 053.020 And Manat, the third and the other?

Quran 053.021 Are there the males for you and for Him the females?

586Quran 053.022 That indeed is an unfair division and unjust apportioning.”

Repudiating himself, and in absolute conflict with Allah’s claim to have abolished what Satan inspired, the confession to the Satanic Verses is in Allah’s voice. Therefore, the un-god is the one who interjected on behalf of Satan, and thus on behalf of himself.

Rather than annulling the confession, Allah doubled down. Rather than denying the Pagan Bargain and the Satanic Verses, Allah revealed that he was complicit.

Abrogation unfulfilled, the Quranic justification for the Satanic Verses ends with this treasure of spiritual inspiration…

Quran 022.053 “That He may make what al-Shaytanu | the Adversary, Satan, yul’qi | throws in, projects and ascribes, proposes and offers a trial or temptation for those in whose hearts (is) a disease (of hypocrisy and disbelief), and hardened their hearts. And lo, verily, al-zalimina | the wrongdoing polytheists and disbelievers (are) surely in a far-reaching schism of dissent and opposition.

Quran 022.054 And that may know those who have been given the knowledge that it is the truth from your Lord, and they believe in it, and their hearts may submit to it with humility. And lo, verily, al-Laha | To Her surely guide those who believe to a straight path.

Quran 022.055 But not will cease those who kafaru | disbelieve in doubt from it until the Hour comes suddenly upon them or comes to them the tormenting punishment (of) a Day barren.”

Snakes are adept at burrowing holes, but they don’t typically bury themselves within them. And yet, in this case, the Quranic Rabbi is protesting that, while he spoke as Satan when encouraging the consideration of the pagan goddesses and rock idols, it wasn’t a slip of the fang to be annulled. Instead, the Satanic Verses were a test for those who don’t believe this Quran is truthful.

So, what better way for Satan to appear as God, than to inspire the Quran and make the result a test of 587submission? But, hold onto your camels, please. If you reject the notion that Satan inspired the Quran, then you are an unbeliever because the Quran says otherwise. But if you believe that the Quran, which is in Allah’s voice, was inspired by Satan, then Allah is Satan.

Based upon what was recited in the 53^rd surah, it was Allah who accepted the Quraysh Bargain. And that leads to another interesting and indicting conclusion because the cause and effect of the transaction was Muhammad. And this means that by possessing the non-prophet, the un-god became Muhammad. The Messenger of Allah was the corporeal manifestation of Satan.

And true to form, the Devil succumbs to temptation, and it’s everyone’s fault but his own. Then, after admitting that Satan inspired the words Allah is speaking in his Quran, Muslims are told to submit in abject humility and trust the Quran as the word of God and not the Devil.

That leaves Muslims in an impossible position. They must either admit that Muhammad was a power-hungry, money-grubbing, sex-crazed charlatan in cahoots with the Devil, or they must deny the validity of the Hadith. And they must accept that Satan inspired the Quran or reject Allah’s admission that this occurred. One leaves them without a prophet, the other without a god. Either way, they no longer have a viable religion.

Tabari VI:110 “Thus Allah removed the sorrow from his Messenger, reassured him about that which he had feared, and cancelled the words which Satan had cast on his tongue, that their gods were exalted high-flying cranes (goddesses) whose intercession was accepted with approval.

He now revealed, following the mention of ‘Al-Lat, Al-Uzza, and Manat,’ the words: ‘Are yours the males and his the females? That indeed is an unfair division! They are but names which you and your fathers have given,’ to the words: ‘to whom he wills and accepts.’” (Quran 053.021)

588Not only does this mean that Allah copyedits Satan, but it proves Muhammad didn’t know where he was – or even who said what to whom, when. The aforementioned quote was from the 53^rd surah, which was recited as much as a year before the 22^nd. In fact, the 53^rd surah was the 46^th handed down and, therefore, would have preceded the Satanic event by a year or more. Further, portions of the 22^nd surah are deemed to have been revealed 107^th out of 114 chronologically. The Hadith says that these spiritual revelations followed one another, yet that is impossible. Not only is their order reversed, but they are separated by a sea of words, hundreds of miles, and a decade of time.

Therefore, Islam has a fatal problem. If the rationale for dismissing the Satanic Verses following the Quraysh Bargain isn’t valid, or even plausible, Muhammad’s motivations for establishing the religion of submission were entirely vain. There is no way for Muslims to differentiate between spiritual guidance and satanic deception, an acute problem considering how much of the Quran is fixated on Satan’s realm, pain, and punishment.

Whether the Quraysh Bargain and Satanic Verses occurred or not, the Quran cannot be trusted, for it claims they did. Further, a “perfect and eternal tablet” cannot be out of order, inverted, or grossly disjointed, especially on an issue of this magnitude.

The entire validity of Islam pivots around how the War of Words comprising the Quran’s most repetitive theme – the Never-Ending Argument – led to the Pagan Indulgence. And that transaction, trading the veneration of Petra’s favored idols for perverted sex, unearned wealth, and undeserved power, was then confirmed in the Satanic Verses – copiously proclaimed in the Sunnah and Quran.

This is what precipitated the fanciful Night’s Journey, fictitiously laying claim to Jerusalem, and then to the Hijrah | Exodus of Shame as the Rabbi Ar-Rachman and 589his demon-possessed corporeal reflection were mocked out of town. Then in revenge, and on the road to Yathrib, the Devil’s Advocate would partner with pagan Arabs to Wage War Against All Mankind in the Pledge of Aqabah. Thereafter, the non-prophet became an anti-Semitic rapist and pedophile, a mass murderer, a vicious armed robber, a consummate slave trader, and a ruthless terrorist.

Please note the seven footsteps of Islam – the Straight Path to Allah. These include the War of Words, Perverted Pagan Bargain, Satanic Verses, Night’s Journey, Shameful Exodus, Pledge of War, and Terrorist Manifesto. That is the History of Islam and a Synopses of the Quran.

Since Muhammad was enticed by sex, money, and power and capitulated, as these Hadiths testify, the credibility of Islam’s lone messenger is tarnished beyond redemption. His motivations are exposed for all to see. As a result, Qusayy becomes the founder of Islam; Muhammad is simply a self-serving promoter. And Khadija’s Profitable Prophet Plan becomes the only viable explanation for the resulting religion.

However, since he was admittedly demon-possessed, Muhammad is nothing but a pawn, a bit player, the corporeal manifestation of the Snake that slithered out of the Garden and into the Desert. When the voice of the Quran, its god, overtly stated that his recital was inspired by Satan, the only rational conclusion is that Allah is Satan.

It has been obvious all along. By whatever name or depiction, the voice of the Quran spends the vast majority of his time denouncing mankind, terrorizing and destroying entire civilian communities, or torturing men in the fires of hell. Not that it would reveal otherwise, but Allah is never shown playing with the virgins in paradise. Allah, like Satan, is sadistic. He leads men astray, shackles them, and drags them into hell, where he’s personally involved, using their bodies as faggots for his fires. He turns men on a spit, 590makes them eat thorns, and pours boiling water on them for what he calls “their entertainment.”

Some will protest that the same book and prophet call Allah merciful and that they claim Satan to be their foe. But that is the greatest proof of all. This Snake never comes clean; he just sheds his skin as the master of camouflage. He’s just not very adept at it, so his true identity is reflected in every word, including the hypocrisy of claiming that a sadistic torturer is merciful. The Allah v. Satan bout is nothing more than the Devil in drag, shedding his true persona to fool the foolish into worshiping him as God.

The Hadith claims that the Quranic remedy for the Satanic indulgence is found in the 53^rd surah. So rather than jump directly into the confession, let’s witness how the Snake digs a hole from which he cannot extricate himself. As transparent as he is egotistical, An Najm | The Star, is named after Satan. And as we commence, the voice of the Quran is heard reassuring his slaves that their companion spoke the truth when he claimed to see him and then went on to venerate the pagan goddesses…

Quran 053.001 “By the Star when it goes down and sets,

Quran 053.002 Your Companion has not strayed nor has he erred, being confused, deceived, nor misled.

Quran 053.003 Nor does he speak from the desire.

Quran 053.004 Not it except a revelation revealed.

Quran 053.005 Has taught him by the Mighty Power and Supreme Intellect.

Quran 053.006 Vigorous, Endued with Wisdom, the Lord of Strength, and Free of Defect in Body or Mind, He rose and grew, coming into view in stately form.

Quran 053.007 And reached the highest pinnacle on the uppermost horizon,

Quran 053.008 Then He drew near, closer, approaching,

591Quran 053.009 Until a space (of) two bow, or nearer.

Quran 053.010 So he revealed to His slave what he revealed.”

May I interrupt Allah’s Delusions of Grandeur to point out what should be obvious. This is Satan’s coming out party. This is his Quranic version of Ezekiel’s vision. The Snake who slithered out of the Garden is now All-Powerful, the Supreme Intellect. He is Vigorous and Wise, Free of the Defects Yahowah imposed on him.

Satan is rising and growing, coming into view in stately form, reaching the highest possible pinnacle. And right on cue, what better place to do so than in the preamble to the Satanic Verses. Have we no shame?

Quran 053.011 “The heart (did) not lie (about) what it saw.

Quran 053.012 Will you dispute with him about what he saw?

Quran 053.013 And certainly he saw Him (in) another descent.

Quran 053.014 Near (the) Lote Tree (of) the utmost boundary.

Quran 053.015 Near it the Garden abode,

Quran 053.016 When the Lote Tree covered what covers.

Quran 053.017 The sight swerved not and did not transgress.

Quran 053.018 Certainly, he saw his Lord’s greatest signs.

Quran 053.019 Have you considered Al-Lat and Al-Uzza,

Quran 053.020 And Manat, the third and the other?

Quran 053.021 Are there males for you and for Him females?

Quran 053.022 That is an unfair apportioning.”

Even when pretending to have risen above the Almighty, a Snake is still a snake. The excuse for the pagan indulgence is that it would be unfair to the Lord of the Quran to have goddesses – females – when men have sons! Nicely played for a misogynist.

Allah jumped from the Devil’s frying pan into the hell-fires of sexism and discrimination. He is saying that Al-592Lat, Al-Uzza, and Manat can’t be his daughters or goddesses, because they are girls. In plain English when viewed from the perspective of Islam, “It would be an injustice for men to have sons and gods to have daughters because women are worthless.” It’s little wonder that the Islamic politicians and clerics who depend on Islam for their status, power, and wealth threaten to kill anyone willing to expose this nonsense.

It is curious, too, that the Rising Star, the Supreme Intellect of Islam, plain for all to see on the uppermost pinnacle, deliberately taunted Muslims by adding his favorite goddess into the equation – Manat, because she embodies all that is Islam.

Then the Quranic un-god who has yet to settle into a name, having journeyed from the Rabbi to Ar-Rahman and now To Him and For Him, says that they are just names.

Quran 053.023 “They are not anything but names. You have named them, you and your fathers. Al-Lahu | For Him has not sent down any authority.

Not they follow except a guess, an assumption. And what the(ir) souls desire. And certainly, has come to them from Rabbihimu | their Lord the guidance.”

This is particularly pathetic, even for Allah. He is the one who provided the names, listing the Trinity of pagan goddesses in his Quran. To blame the inclusion of the idols’ names on the listener is disingenuous.

Quite literally, Satan is arguing with himself. He is saying on one fang, the incitement to venerate the three pagan goddesses was tried and true. Then, on the other fang, even though these are his words, he is saying that he provided no sanction for what he is saying.

And who is it that is presuming and assuming – Muslims, Messengers, disbelievers, or the multiple personality disorders of the Snake who sought to be God? 593Isn’t Satan the one with the pent-up desires? Isn’t he the one with all of the presumptions? Isn’t this his declaration?

Quran 053.024 “Or for man, (shall he have) what he wishes?

Quran 053.025 But alillahi | for Him as God the last and the first.”

That is to say, humankind’s desires are meaningless and unfulfilled because all that matters in the land of the Quran is what Allah wants – which is to be God.

And this is to say, that there is not to intervene between the un-god and his slaves, including the angels, unless Allah wills…

Quran 053.026 “And how many of angels in the heavens will not avail their intercession anything except form after that al-Lahu | For Him has given permission for whom He wills and approves.”

Allah is continuing to pass blame and muddy the waters. He says that naming the female rock idols was ignorant because angels are masculine, not feminine.

Quran 053.027 “Lo! Verily, those who not believe in the hereafter surely they name al-malaikata | the angels female name.

Quran 053.028 And not for them about it any knowledge. Not they follow but assumption. And lo, verily, the assumption not avail against the truth anything.

Quran 053.029 So turn away from who turns away from Our reminder and not he desires except the life the world.

Quran 053.030 That their sum of knowledge indeed, Rabbaka | your Lord, He knows best who strays from His path and He knows best who is guided.”

Snake smart, man stupid. And if you don’t believe it, the Snake will remind you a few hundred times. It is Walillahi’s world, and we are lucky to live a day in it without him dispatching his flying monkeys…

594Quran 053.031 “Walillahi | and God for Him whatever in the heavens and whatever in the earth that He may recompense those who do good with the best.

Quran 053.032 Those avoid great sins and the immoralities except the small faults. lo, Rabbaka | your Lord vast forgiveness. He most knowing about you when He produced you from the earth and when you fetuses in wombs your mothers. So (do) not ascribe purity yourselves He knows best who fears.”

Don’t you be trying to hide, you flawed and dirty one from the fearsome fetus-knower. And don’t you be turning away or withholding the unseen from the seer.

Quran 053.033 “Did you see the one who turned away

Quran 053.034 And gave a little and withheld?

Quran 053.035 Is with him knowledge the unseen so he sees?”

It would appear as if Satan is now deflecting criticism from someone he perceives will cite the Towrah to demonstrate that he is the Devil…

Quran 053.036 “Or not he was informed with what is in the book of Musa,

Quran 053.037 And Ibrahim who fulfilled?

Quran 053.038 That not will bear a bearer of burdens to burden another.”

Working with ‘Abraham, Yahowah provided the Covenant. Working with Moseh, Yahowah provided the means to participate in it. And working with Dowd, Yahowah made it possible for one to bear the burdens of another when the Messiah fulfilled the Miqra’ey. Therefore, the Lord is renouncing the competition.

Quran 053.039 “And that is not for man except what he strives.

Quran 053.040 And that his striving will soon be seen,

Quran 053.041 Then he will be recompensed for it the recompense the fullest.”

595Allah wants his slaves to believe that they are on their own. It’s only what they do for him that matters…

Quran 053.042 “And that to Rabbika | your Lord the final goal.

Quran 053.043 And that He, Himself, makes laugh and weep.

Quran 053.044 And that He, Himself, causes death and life.

Quran 053.045 And that He created pairs, male and female,

Quran 053.046 From nutfah | sexual discharge when emitted,

Quran 053.047 And that upon Him the bringing forth another,

Quran 053.048 And that He, Himself, enriches and suffices,

Quran 053.049 And that He, Himself, (is) Lord (of) al-Shi’ra | Sirius.”

Nicely played Allah. Sirius is, indeed, the brightest star in the night sky. Its name comes from the Greek, Seirios, meaning, “Glowing and Scorching.” How appropriate. But alas, while Sirius is twice as bright as the next most brilliant star, it is part of a binary system alongside a white dwarf, suggesting that isn’t alone. Also telling, Sirius isn’t a particularly bright star but only appears so because of its proximity to Earth.

And, yeah, this reminder that the Lord of Sirius is the Best of Destroyers…

Quran 053.050 “And that He destroyed Ad, the first,

Quran 053.051 And Thamud, so not He spared,

Quran 053.052 And people of Nuh from before. Lo! Verily, they, themselves, were more unjust and more rebellious,

Quran 053.053 And the overturned cities, He overthrew,

Quran 053.054 So covered them what covered.

Quran 053.055 Then which (of) the Favors (of) Rabbika | your Lord will you doubt?”

596Pretending to be a genocidal terrorist threatening innocent civilian populations for not believing his lies is hardly a favor.

Quran 053.056 “This, a warner, from the former the warners.

Quran 053.057 Has approached the Approaching Day

Quran 053.058 Not is for it from besides al-Lahi any remover,

Quran 053.059 Then of this statement you wonder?

Quran 053.060 And you laugh and not weep,

Quran 053.061 While you amuse?

Quran 053.062 So prostrate Lillahi | to Him as God and worship.”

If you can’t dazzle them with your brilliance, overwhelm them with snake-poop.

As is common, the Hadith is wrong when it suggests Muhammad was visited by Gabriel….

Bukhari:V1B1N4-5 “Allah’s Apostle used to listen to Gabriel whenever he came, and after his departure he used to recite the Quran as Gabriel had recited it.” “Gabriel used to meet him every night to teach him the Quran.”

But we have been told that Allah was the “All-Powerful and Supreme Intellect,” that he was “the Most-Wise, All-Knowing,” “rising to the “uttermost pinnacle,” “Lord of Sirius, the Brightest Star,” and that “he had no partners.” So, since Allah’s Gabriel cannot be afforded a superior position to Allah, this must be the Snake rising.

Sorry, slave, but this is also untrue. There was no cancellation because the confession remains in the Quraan.

Tabari VI:110 “When Muhammad brought a revelation from Allah canceling what Satan had cast on the tongue of His Prophet, the Quraysh said, ‘Muhammad has repented of [actually, he reneged on] what he said concerning the position of our gods with Allah. He has altered [the bargain] and brought something else.’

597Those two phrases which Satan had cast on Muhammad’s tongue were in the mouth of every polytheist. They became even more ill-disposed and more violent in their persecution of those of them who had accepted Islam and followed the Messenger.”

The disbelievers had the non-prophet on the ropes and they knew it. Not only had he lied and broken a promise for personal gain, he had destroyed his credibility and abandoned the central pillar of his doctrine.

Tabari VI:110 “The Muslims who had left Abyssinia upon hearing that the Quraysh had prostrated themselves with the Prophet, now approached. When they neared Mecca, they learned that the rumor of the Meccan people accepting Islam was false.

They returned to their families and said, ‘You are more dear to us [than Islam].’ The people reversed their decision….”

Considering the distances and the speed upon which news and people traveled, Muhammad may have gone as long as a year before he capitulated on the Quraysh Bargain and finally forsook the three infamous goddesses of the Ka’aba. The indulgence cost him most of his converts.

This admission of failure is followed by a second variant of the Satanic Verses. Tabari VI:110 “The Messenger said, ‘I have fabricated things against Allah and have imputed to Him words which He has not spoken.’”

The Quraysh Bargain and Satanic Verses conclude my case against the religion of Islam. As I promised to demonstrate, the doctrine has completely destroyed itself. Yet the rest of the story is both entertaining and foreboding. While these confessions from Muhammad and Allah enable us to close the books on the religious scam, accepting their guilty pleas, a new scam is about to unfold. This one is promoting terrorism, and it prevailed.

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598Previously, we contemplated how Bakr’s overreaction to the tug on his pal’s lapel was contrived to make sure Muslims wouldn’t miss the intent of the 40^th surah: challenge Islam and you die. Since it is within Ghafir | Believer that we find the longest version of the Never-Ending Argument leading to Tales of Demonic Doom, let’s review it now. If you prefer your non-prophets and un-gods on the sadistic and psychotic side, you’re in for a treat...

Quran 040.001 “Ha Mem [the Hebrew letters Heh and Mem] (These letters are one of the miracles of the Quran and none but Allah understands their meaning.)

Quran 040.002 Revelation (of) the Book (is) from al-Lahi | the To-Him, the Omnipotent, the Omniscient,

Quran 040.003 Forgiver (of) the sin, and (the) Acceptor (of) the repentance, severe (in) the punishment. Owner of overabundance. (There is) la ilah | no god illa huw | except Him. Lahi | to Him (is) the final return.”

The continued use of al-Lahi, which translates as “the To-Him,” and “al-Lahu – the For-Him” is awkward, even though it accurately reflects the text. These surahs do not read “Allah” or even “al-Ilah – the God.”

As a reminder, there was no “Book” and “To Him” is a Snake, thus neither Omnipotent nor Omniscient. It would be more accurate to describe the Lord of the Quran as “the Impotent, the Ignorant.” Clear proofs follow.

Among them, For Him seems incapable of remembering that sentences require verbs, and they benefit from appropriately placed prepositions, articles, and conjunctions. And speaking of omissions, not only hasn’t the un-god advocated a means to achieve “forgiveness,” it is incongruent under the auspices of predestination.

So now that we have been improperly reintroduced to the Great Punisher – There is no God but Him – it’s time to get down to business…

599Quran 040.004 “Dispute not concerning the Verses (of) al-Lahi | To Him illa | except those who kafar | disbelieve. So (let) not their movement in the countries deceive you.”

This is why Islamic nations make it a criminal offense which is punishable by death for anyone to impugn or dispute something pertaining to Muhammad, Allah, the Quran, or Islam. The religion has the least tolerant dogma ever conceived. It is not only totalitarian by nature; it cannot survive scrutiny.

With freedom obliterated and tyranny imposed, it was time to corrupt a Towrah story to make the rejection of Muhammad seem somewhat prophetic.

Quran 040.005 “Before them people denied (of) Nuh, and the factions after them and plotted every nation against their messenger to seize him and they disputed by falsehood to refute thereby the truth, so I seized them. Then how was My tormenting penalty?”

There is no record of an Islamic prophet coming to any nation, much less every nation. Saudi Arabia wouldn‘t become a nation until 1932 when the British elevated a warlord to king.

The previous statement was spoken in first-person singular, however, those that follow are directed toward that voice. I suspect this occurred because Muhammad didn’t know if he should steal his scripture from Qusayy, Zayd, or Moses – or simply claim credit for himself. Nevertheless, it is off to the companionship of the Hell-Fires for the disbelievers.

Quran 040.006 “And thus has been justified (the) word (of) Rabbika | your Lord against those who kafar | disbelieved that they (are) companions (of) the Fire.

Quran 040.007 Those who bear the Throne and those around it glorify praises (of) their Rabbi, and believe in Him, and ask forgiveness for those who believe.

600Rabbana | Our Lord! You encompass all things in mercy and knowledge, so forgive those who repent and follow Your Way, and save them (from the) torment of the blazing Hellfire!”

The Snake is certainly preoccupied with his throne. However, since Serpents lack feet, it must be carried.

One would think that Islam would eventually come to grips with predestination and all this nonsense about mercy and forgiveness. They are square pegs in a round hole. And that is likely why the means of mercy is never explained. Further, it is hypocritical for the perpetual Tormentor to protest that he is somehow merciful during his torturous intermissions.

Quran 040.008 “Rabbanna | Our Lord! And admit them (to) Jannati | Gardens (of) Adnin | Eden which you have promised them, and to the righteous among their fathers, their wives, and their offspring! Verily, You are the All-Mighty, the All-Wise.”

The Gan ‘Eden | Garden of Eden is from the Towrah. Not only is “Allah” trying to steal it, but this is the very place the Snake was excluded, making him the least qualified spirit to rely upon for reentry. Further, a person’s individual choices regarding the conditions of the Covenant determine their access. This has no bearing on fathers, wives, or offspring. We are each afforded the opportunity to choose or reject Yah.

In what follows, the juxtaposition of mercy and burning is exceptionally hypocritical. And it is exceedingly awkward to suggest that those who are about to fry, hate themselves. Further, it would be irrational to trust a “god” who would say, “Become my slave and believe me or I will torture you.”

Quran 040.009 “And protect them from the evils, and who You protect the evils that Day, then verily, You have done unto him mercy. And that (is) the supreme success.

601Quran 040.010 Lo! Those who disbelieve will be cried out, ‘Certainly, al-Lahi’s aversion (was) greater towards you than your hatred (of) yourselves when called to Faith but disbelieved.’”

Quran 040.011 “They say, ‘Our Lord, You gave us death twice, and You have given us life twice. Now we confess our sins, then is (there) any way to get out (of the Fire)?’

Quran 040.012 This (is) because, when al-Lahu alone was invoked (in worship) you disbelieved, but if were associated with Him, you believe. So, the judgement (is) with To Him, the Most High, the Most Great!”

When Muhammad accepted Allah and discarded Rahman, and when he promoted Al-Lat, Al-Uzza, and Manat, his adversaries believed him. But the pagan Satanic indulgence didn’t fly with Muhammad’s monotheistic father-in-law, so, ever the hypocrite, Muhammad recanted on his prior acceptance. With all of these options swirling in the desert air like trial balloons, the non-god had to put his tail down and reclaim supremacy.

Quran 040.013 “He (is) the one Who shows you His signs and sends down for you sustenance from the sky, but not take heed except who turns.

Quran 040.014 So call on al-Laha | For Him sincere lahu | to Him the obedient religion, even though the unbelievers dislike it.”

While Allah never so much as rolled over, the Hadith contradicts Allah’s Book, and says…

Bukhari:V4B56N830-1 “The Meccan people requested Allah’s Apostle to show them a miracle, and so during the lifetime of the Prophet the moon was split into two parts. On that the Prophet said, ‘Bear witness [to my god].’”

Since there is no evidence to corroborate this fanciful tale, I’m surprised Muslims don’t claim that putting the moon back together was a miracle, too.

Quran 040.015 “Possessor of position, Owner (of) the throne. He places the inspiration of His command upon whom He wills of His slaves to warn (of the) Day (of) the Meeting.

602Quran 040.016 Day they come out is not hidden from al-Lahi | To Him about them anything. For whom (is) the dominion the Day? For lillahi | to God of Him, the One, the Irresistible!

Quran 040.017 This Day will every soul be recompensed for what he earned. No injustice. Lo, al-Laha | For Him (is) Swift (in) account.

Quran 040.018 And then warn them (of the) approaching Day when the hearts (are) will be choking the throats. There will be no friend, nor an intercessor for the polytheists and wrong-doers (who) is obeyed.

Quran 040.019 Known to Him is the treachery of the eye, and what the breasts conceal.

Quran 040.020 And al-Lahu | the For-Him judges in truth, while those whom they invoke besides Him cannot judge anything. Lo, al-Laha (is) the All-Hearer, the All-Seer.

Quran 040.021 Have they not travelled in the land and seen what was the end of those who were before them? They were superior to them (in) strength and in traces (impression they left) in the land. But al-Lahu | For Him seized them with punishment for their evil. And none had they to protect them from al-Lahi | To Him.

Quran 040.022 That (was) because used to them their Messengers with clear proofs and signs, but they disbelieved. So al-Lahu | For Him seized them with punishment. Verily, He (is) All-Strong, Severe in punishment.”

Allah is the god of seizures, destruction, torment, and revenge. Sure sounds demonic to me.

All right, enough with the pain and suffering. It’s time to indulge in Allah’s other hobbies – plagiarism and self-delusion.

Quran 040.023 “And lo, We sent Musa | Moses with Our ayat | proofs, evidences, verses, signs, and revelations, a clear authority,

Quran 040.024 To Firaun, Haman and Qarun, but they said, ‘A sorcerer, magician, a liar!’

Quran 040.025 Then, when he brought them the Truth from Us, they said, ‘Kill (the) sons (of) those who believe with him and let 603their women live,’ but the plots of disbelievers (are) nothing but error!”

The story of the liberation of the Children of Yisra’el is recorded within the Towrah, beginning in the book of Shemowth / Exodus where Yahowah introduces Himself by name to Moseh. The account of their collaboration and of God’s commitment to the freedom of His people has been proven accurate by archeologists and shown to have been reliably maintained with the discovery and publication of the Dead Sea Scrolls. Copies of the Towrah date to the 3^rd century BCE – 1,000 years before the first Quran.

As is demonstrated throughout the 30 volumes comprising Yada Yahowah, a thoughtful evaluation of the words recorded on these 2,300-year-old manuscripts not only conclusively proves that Yahowah is the Creator, but also that Allah had nothing whatsoever to do with ‘Eden, ‘Adam and Chawah, the Flood, Noach and the Ark, ‘Abraham and Sarah, or their migration to the Promised Land and the formation of the Covenant, Yitschaq or Ya’aqob, who became Yisra’el, Moseh, ‘Aharown, and their dealings with Pharaoh, the Exodus or the Towrah. An informed and rational comparison between the oldest extant copies of the Towrah and Quran, considering the details recorded within them, the age of the written records, their textual history and compatibility with the people and places the events occurred, and the quality and consistency of the writing, conclusively and irrefutably demonstrates that the Quran is trash, a complete and utter fraud by comparison. To believe that the Quran confirms the Towrah as Islam’s un-god protests, or to believe that the Quran’s inconsistent, inaccurate, and re-creationist portrayals of the Towrah’s accounts are accurate when they conflict in countless ways with the vastly superior and much older accounting in the Towrah, requires a level of foolishness possible only among people hopelessly indoctrinated by religion.

604The only thing more pathetic than the voice of the Quran revising the Towrah to suit his agenda while pretending to be its God is believing him. Every word of what follows parallels the Quran’s War of Words that became its nauseating Never-Ending Argument.

Quran 040.026 “Firaun | Pharaoh said, ‘Leave me so that I can kill Musa | Moses, and let him call Rabbahu | his Lord. Lo, (I) fear that he will change your religion, or that he may cause mischief to appear in the land.’

Quran 040.027 Musa | Moses said, ‘Verily, I seek refuge in Rabbi | my Lord and Rabbikum | your Lord from every arrogant who believes not (in the) Day of Account.’”

Pharaoh Thutmose was a god within a religion of many gods – none of whom were named Rabbi, Rahman, or Allah. Massive temples were erected to them and him – all inscribed with the names of Amun, Ra, Osiris, Isis, Horus, Seth, Hathor, Thoth, Ma’at, Sekhmet, Sobek, and a host of others. The moon gods and goddesses of the Ka’aba and their rock pile didn’t play in the Egyptian League.

This leads to the line that brought us to the 40^th surah…

Quran 040.028 “And a believing man of Firaun | Pharaoh’s family, who concealed his faith, ‘Will you kill a man because he says, “Rabbiya | My Lord (is) al-Lahu | the For-Him?” And, lo, he has come to you with clear signs from Rabbikum | your Lord?

And if he is a liar, upon him (is) his lie; but if he is telling the truth, then some of that (calamity) wherewith he threatens you will befall on you. Verily, To Him guides not one who is a polytheist, a liar!

Quran 040.029 O my people! Yours is the kingdom this day, uppermost in the land. But who will save us from the Torment of To Him if it came to us?’ Firaun said, ‘Not I show you except what I see, and not I guide you except path the right.’

Quran 040.030 And said who believed, ‘O my people! Verily, fear for you like day (of disaster) the Confederates.’”

605Sure, that’s believable. There was a secret nameless person with a big mouth in the household of an unidentified pharaoh during an unmemorialized conversation that never took place, who was a Muslim 2,000 years before Muhammad brought Islam to Arabia. And, miraculously, he sounds just like Muhammad’s pal, Abu Bakr. Then, to apply the prophetic seal of approval, Musa was part of the supporting cast of characters.

Anyone who believes that this conversation occurred is either hopelessly ignorant or so irrational that they are a danger to themselves and others.

No doubt, the Egyptians would have shuddered at the possibility of suffering the fate of Nuh’s folk, the mythical Ad and the nomadic clans of Thamud – who, compared to Egypt, didn’t amount to navel lint.

Quran 040.031 “Like a plight (of) Nuh’s folk, and Ad, and Thamud, and those after them. And al-Lahu | the For-Him not want injustice for (His) slaves.”

How is it that Muslims are blind to the fact that Allah has but one rant, and it’s projected into everyone’s mouth and situation? And even worse, it does not fit any of them.

Speaking of far-fetched forgers…

Quran 040.032 “And, O my people! Verily! fear for you the Day Calling.’

Quran 040.033 A Day you will turn back fleeing, having no protector from To Him. And whomsoever For Him lets go astray, then for him (there is) no guide.”

It’s another miracle of the Quran. Muhammad was transported back in time 2,000 years to tongue-lash Pharaoh. And even way back then, he had the same speechwriter.

So now for credibility’s sake, let’s pilfer another name from the Towrah. But wasn’t Yowseph brought into Egypt as a slave and not as a messenger?

606Quran 040.034 “And indeed Yusuf | Joseph did come to you, in times gone by, with clear signs, but you ceased not to doubt in that which he did bring to you, till when he died you said, ‘No Messenger will For Him send after him.’ Thus For Him lets go astray who is a Musrif | polytheist and a Murtab | doubter.

Quran 040.035 Those who dispute about the ayat | proofs, evidences, verses, signs, and revelations of To Him without any authority that (has) come to them. It is greatly hateful and disgusting To Him and near those who believe. Thus For Him sets a seal over every heart of an arrogant tyrant.”

The Quran’s “secret believer” is more verbose, but no more credible, than Muhammad. And you may have noticed that in this absurd recasting of the meetings between Pharaoh Thutmose III and Moseh, not only has Yahowah been written out of the script, but this lecturer has all but eliminated Moseh.

Quran 040.036 “And Firaun said, ‘O Haman! Build me a tower that I may reach the ways,

Quran 040.037 (The) ways (to) the heavens so I might look at the Ilah | God of Musa | Moses. And lo, verily, I, myself, think him (to be) a liar.’

And thus was made fair-seeming to Firaun, (the) evil (of) his deed. And he was hindered from the way. And not plot Firaun except in ruin and destruction.”

While the name, Haman, is mentioned six times in the Quran, there was no such person in Egypt. The name was purloined from the Book of Esther, where Haman was an enemy of the Jews within the Persian court. And as for building the tower, in Esther 7:9, we read that Harman constructed a 50-cubit-tall gallows to hang Mordecai. Allah must have confused it with the Tower of Babel. So the moral of the story is that Snakes should not plagiarize because they are inept at it.

Quran 040.038 “And said the one who believed, ‘O my people, follow me. I will guide you way the right.

607Quran 040.039 O my people, only this the life the world enjoyment and lo, the hereafter it home settlement.”

We have transitioned from inaccurate to unintelligible. However, the great unnamed Muslim masquerader wasn’t finished exposing his real identity or purpose…

Quran 040.040 “Whosoever does an evil, will not be recompensed but like thereof, and whosoever does a righteous, whether male or female while he [sic] (is) a believer, will enter Paradise. They will be provisioned therein without account.”

It’s progress of sorts. Women finally get an honorable mention and are provided an entree into Paradise. But then they are immediately shot down because it only applies to male believers. Then, just like Muhammad, the nameless secret believer is suddenly besieged by antagonists midspeech. And they are calling him into the Fire, which wasn’t even part of the Egyptian underworld.

Quran 040.041 “And O my people! What for me I call you to the salvation while you call me to the Fire!

Quran 040.042 You call that I disbelieve bil-lahi | in God of Him and associate with Him what not for me of it any knowledge and I call you to the All-Mighty, the Oft-Forgiving.

Quran 040.043 No doubt that what you call me to it not for it a claim in the world and not in the hereafter and that our return to al-Lahi | the For-Him and that the transgressors they (will be) companions the Fire.

Quran 040.044 And you will remember what I say to you and I entrust my affair to al-Lahi | the To-Him. Lo! Verily, al-Laha | the For-Her All-Seer of slaves.’”

During this whole long-winded speech, the unnamed Muslim never uttered the words for which Moses had been sent to say, “Let my people go.” And that’s because the Quran’s fabulous and fanciful re-creation of the saga was designed to liberate Allah’s non-prophet from criticism, not the Jews from bondage.

608So now, rather than protecting the Children of Yisra’el from the tyranny of slavery, and upping the ante until they were freed, it was Pharaoh who was plotting and only the Muslim was spared the punishment – which was the Snake’s favorite – Fire.

Quran 040.045 “So al-Lahu | the For-Him protected him evils that they plotted and enveloped people Firaun, worst punishment.

Quran 040.046 The Fire, they are exposed to it morning and evening. And Day established, the Hour. Cause to enter people (of) Firaun, severest punishment.”

Satan must not have liked the ten plagues perpetrated to promote liberation, so he dispensed with them in his book and exposed the Egyptians to fire, day and night. So why weren’t the temples and pyramids singed?

Quran 040.047 “And then they will dispute, arguing noisily with each other while they wrangle in the Fire! The weak ones will say to those who had been arrogant, ‘Lo! Verily, we, ourselves, were for you followers, so can you avert from us some share of the Fire?’

Quran 040.048 The arrogant will say, ‘Lo! Verily, we (are) all in it! Truly, al-Laha | To Her has judged between slaves!’”

Even with a change of scenery and exposure to the dominant culture of the day, the Snake remained mired in the inferno of the Arabian Desert. And while this long diatribe has been a testament to the Serpent’s attention span, it has played havoc on his credibility. This Quranic charade wouldn’t play out for twenty centuries and there never was a fire or a conversation between crispy critters.

So, after all of this, we are back to trying to explain why there are two billion Muslims in the searing light of such preposterous pronouncements. Are they all illiterate, intimidated, and indoctrinated, or do they like being played for fools?

Firaun’s Fire continued to blaze, but now it is in Hell. And that means Allah is the one eavesdropping and tattling…

609Quran 040.049 “Those in the Fire will say to the guards and keepers of Hell, ‘Pray to Rabbakum | your Lord to lighten for us the torment for a day!’

Quran 040.050 Then they will say, ‘Did there not come to you your Messengers with clear proofs and signs?’ They will say, ‘Yes.’ Then say, ‘Pray not! The prayer of the disbelievers is futile!’

Quran 040.051 Lo, Verily, We will surely help Our Messengers and those who believe in the life (of) the world and (the) Day, will stand the witnesses.

Quran 040.052 Day will not benefit the wrongdoers’ excuse. And for them, the curse. And for them, the worst home.”

This is all so typical of the Quran and so out of touch with reality. It is as if Satan believes that no matter how preposterous his bastardizations of the Towrah become, no one would dare challenge him.

However, if pretending to be the God of the Towrah, one ought to be familiar with the basics. The place of separation is She’owl, not jahannama | hell. And as the place of separation, God cannot eavesdrop. There are no fires. There are no guards.

Yahowah accompanied Moseh to Mitsraym to liberate His people. He was not a warner, a messenger, nor a Muslim. Yahowah pays no attention to kafir | disbelievers, and He does not punish them. Yahowah is opposed to beliefs, religions, and faiths. To be part of His Family, one must disassociate from man’s political and religious influence in this world. God has very little to say about the hereafter, but a great deal to convey about how to get there – which is the opposite of what we are reading in the Quran. And with Yahowah, there are seven days that are vital to our relationship with Him, and not one of them is the Day of Resurrection, Judgment, or Doom.

The tirade ends by revealing the source from which the raw material that was twisted to accommodate the Snake was stolen. But in this case, why return to Moseh after the 610longwinded lecture by the secret believer, followed by the pleas of those being tortured in the Islamic Hell?

Quran 040.053 “And certainly, We gave Musa the guidance. And We caused bani Is’raila | Children of Israel to inherit al-kitaba | the Book.

Quran 040.054 A guide and a reminder for those (of) understanding.

Quran 040.055 So be patient, indeed, promise of al-Lahi | the To-Him true. Ask forgiveness for your sin and glorify the praise Rabbika | your Lord in the evening and the morning.

Quran 040.056 Lo! Verily, those who dispute about the signs and verses of al-Lahi without any authority came to them, there not in their breasts but greatness not they reach it. So seek refuge bil-lahi | in God to Him. Lo, He, Himself, All-Hearer, the All-Seer.”

The architect of the Satanic Verses is not only lying about his involvement with Moseh, it ought to be transparent to everyone with a functioning brain. Yahowah’s prolonged engagement with Moseh is exceedingly well documented, with that detailed written account preceding this ridiculous bastardization of what occurred by 2,000 years. And in the original account, Yahowah’s name, and only Yahowah’s name, is mentioned. Further, the nature of their discussions and mission is the antithesis of what is depicted in the Quran. To believe that God’s testimony and this drivel came from the same being is to assume that God suffers from dementia and is schizophrenic.

The Towrah was not a book, but instead a scroll, and it was not inherited. And since the Snake pretending to be God is inarticulate and cannot write, it is disingenuous to claim that he offered anyone a book. Also, since the Towrah was the first written witness from Yahowah, it could not have been a “reminder.” It was not for those with understanding but, instead, to encourage understanding.

611And why ask anyone to be patient when pretending to be Yahowah? He has delivered on all of His promises, and right on time. Why ask God for forgiveness, when He carefully delineated the path to follow to remove religious and political guilt? Why praise the Rabbi, when God is opposed to them and to Lords?

As for the last sentence, I’m not here to interpret that which is incoherent. And speaking of illogical, such is the nature of the Snake’s next swipe at humankind…

Quran 040.057 “The creation of the heavens and the earth is indeed greater than the creation of mankind, yet most of mankind know not.”

The transformation of energy into matter such that it coalesces into stars is a relatively simple process. Life is complicated – and no aspect of it more so than humans. Just because stars are big, and humans are relatively small, is no reason to degrade life.

Not equal are God and this Snake, the Towrah and the Quran, Jews and Arabs, the Covenant Family and Islamic Submission. And not equal are those blinded by the foolishness of religion.

Quran 040.058 “And not equal are the blind and those who see, nor are (equal) those who believe, and do righteous good deeds, and those who do evil. Little do you remember!”

Yahowah does not care what we believe, only who and what we know. Righteous deeds are superfluous because all that matters is being right.

And what I remember is that this Snake masquerading as God incriminated himself by admitting that he spoke for Satan. What I remember is now that we are 75 surahs into the Quran, with 55 of them covered from beginning to end, it remains the worst book ever written.

Every time the un-god of the un-book says “indeed, verily, surely, truly, or for certain,” what follows is a lie. In 612fact, the primary reason that we have been so diligent in this presentation and assessment of so many surahs is because it is important that readers know that it never gets any better. The Quran starts off in hell and never leaves. The voice is Satan’s from first encounter to last.

Quran 040.059 “Lo! Indeed, the Hour (is) surely coming, no doubt in it, but most (of) the people (do) not believe.”

So, Snake, if this godforsaken Hour is so important to you, why can’t you provide a date, make it happen, speak intelligently regarding it, or correlate it to something beneficial to garner our attention rather than threatening us all of the time? There is a reason that most people don’t believe you. Even with billions of Muslim slaves, you have never answered or served a single one of them.

Quran 040.060 “And said Rabbukumu | your Lord, ‘Call upon Me. I will respond to you. Lo! Indeed, those who (are too) proud to worship Me will enter Hell in humiliation.’”

It is one of the great enigmas. How is it that billions can be wrong about such a simple concept? A being shows himself to be psychologically deranged when compelling a being he alleges to have created to bow down in submission and worship him. Having just sought to humiliate humans, the wannabe god of the Quran has demonstrated his inferiority complex.

For example, should someone create a praise-bot to bow down in submission while a recorded voice worships the owner, the user, if sane, would unplug it or show that they have unresolvable psychiatric issues. So, assuming you are smarter and more inventive than a Muslim, and had the wherewithal to create such an irritating and useless contraption, imagine enduring the following from a billion of these for all eternity…

“I submit to you as your slave-bot, bowing down by prostrating myself to you in fear. And as your praise-bot, I 613worship you my Lord, All-Knower, All-Mighty, All-Seer, the Irresistible.” Repeat. Repeat. Repeat.

The notion of worshiping God is degrading and humiliating to God. He is not insecure or mentally deranged. So, if asked to do so, truly, the demanding voice is not God’s.

Quran 040.061 “Al-Lahu (is) the One Who made the night for you that you may rest therein and the day for you to see. Truly, al-Laha Full-Bounty to mankind, but most mankind not give thanks.”

According to the Snake, fellow ingrates, the Earth’s rotation on its axis is irrelevant because For Him created day to see and night for rest.

Quran 040.062 “That al-Lahu, Rabbukum | your Lord, Creator of all things. No ilaha | god illa | not huwa | him. So how are you deluded?”

As al-Lahu or al-Laha, as Rabbukum or Ilaha illa huwa, the deluded is speaking to us. And as for filling the role of Creator, he wasn’t even able to produce a book. But never you mind, little nutfah…

Quran 040.063 “Thus were deluded those who were Signs of al-Lahi | the To Him rejecting.

Quran 040.064 Al-Lahu | the For-Him the One Who made for you the earth a place of settlement and the sky a canopy. And He formed you and perfected your forms and provided you of the good things that al-Lahu | the For-Him, Rabbukum | your Lord is then blessed – al-Lahu | the For-Him, Rubbu | Lord (of) the Worlds.

Quran 040.065 He, the Ever-Living, la | no ilaha | god ila | not huwa | he. So call him sincere lahu | to Him al-dina | the religion. The praise lillahi | to God of Him, Rabbi | Lord of the Worlds.”

There is something seriously wrong when a spirit constantly harangues humanity while claiming to be God but is never able to prove it. While the Quran is obnoxiously replete with protestations, there are no fulfilled prophecies, no credible histories, nothing accurate 614scientifically, no appeals to reason or morality, and no consistency, just demonic taunts and demeaning threats.

It also shows that Yahowah and Allah are opposites. God denounces religion as a plague against humanity and Allah insists on it. Yahowah condemns Lords, and Allah claims that he is one. Yahowah insists that a god by any other name isn’t God while the un-god of the Quran does not seem to know his name. – but it isn’t Yahowah.

So who is this forbidding, commanding, protesting, and demanding? And why bother since everyone was supposedly predestined while rubbing Adam’s back?

Quran 040.066 “Say, ‘Lo, Verily, I, myself, have been forbidden to worship those whom you call besides al-Lahi | the To-Him when have come to me the clear proofs from Rabbi | my Lord. And I am commanded to submit to Rabbi | Lord the Worlds.”

What a difference it would have made if, rather than protesting the availability of clear proofs, visible signs, handy verses, and credible evidence, Allah had actually done something to validate his claims. But those who can’t, boast, while those who can, do.

And alas, the Snake with the broken fang has returned to blood clots and nutfah drops…

Quran 040.067 “He, the One Who created you from dust, then from a Nutfah (mixed semen drops of male and female discharge) then from a clot (a piece of coagulated blood), then brings you forth a child, lets you reach your maturity, then afterwards lets you become old, and some among you dies from before, and lets you reach an appointed term that you may use reason.

Quran 040.068 He, the One who gives life and causes death. When He decides and decrees an affair, then only He says to it, ‘Be,’ and it is.”

That is a sizable boast for an un-god still trying to live down the embarrassment of the Satanic Verses. Claiming to be Yahowah, the Creator of the universe and Author of life, is a big stretch for a Snake.

615Mind you, since He is my Father, and in good fun, I’ve challenged God on His creation of the platypus. I think it would be fun to conceive an odder duck.

However, kidding aside, if this is your god, please do the rest of us a favor, stay to yourselves and keep him all to yourself.

Quran 040.069 “Do not you see those who dispute concerning proofs, evidences, and signs al-Lahi? How are they turned away?

Quran 040.070 Those who deny the Book, and with what We sent with it Our Messengers (i.e. to worship none but Allah Alone sincerely, and to reject all false deities and to confess resurrection after the death for recompense) they will know (when they will be cast into the Fire of Hell).

Quran 040.071 When the iron collars around their necks and the chains they will be dragged,

Quran 040.072 In the boiling water then in the Fire they will be burned.”

It is not every day that we are confronted by a sadistic deity. And this one was hiding in plain sight – basking in the praise of his slaves while roasting infidels in the Quran. No wonder Muslims freak out when it’s burnt. It wouldn’t be fair to burn the burner, now would it?

Allah condemning associations is hypocritical. Not only has he associated himself with every notable character in the Towrah, and with the Towrah itself, he claims to be its God. And he has associated himself with every Devil’s Advocate throughout time. Moreover, without Muslims, Allah is nothing but a lonely Snake, down in the fang. He’s got nothing without phony and deadly associations.

Quran 040.073 “Then it will be said to them, ‘Where (is) that which you used to associate,

Quran 040.074 Other than al-Lahi | the For-Him. They will say, ‘They have departed from us.’ Nay! Not we used to call from before anything. Thus al-Lahu | the For-Him lets al-kafirina | the disbelievers to astray.

616Quran 040.075 That was because you used to rejoice in the earth without right and because you used to be insolent.

Indeed, prior to Islam, the world was once a happier place. But we will rejoice again when Muslims vanish and Allah is eternally incarcerated in She’owl.

For those who may take exception with my aversion to the Snake’s delusions of grandeur, should you want to meet with him, then enter through the gates of hell, the abode of the arrogant. You will find al-Lahi waiting for you there, anticipating your return. Welcome to the entertainment he has planned for the immoral and ignorant...

Quran 040.076 “Enter Hell’s Gates. Abide forever in it. And Wretched is (the) abode (of) the arrogant.

Quran 040.077 So be patient, indeed, surely the promise al-Lahi | To Him true. And whether We show you some (of) what We have promised them, We cause you to die. Then to Us, they will be returned.

Quran 040.078 And, certainly, We have sent Messengers before you. Among them, We have related to you. And among them, who not We have related to you. And not is for any Messenger that brings a Sign except by permission al-Lahi | To Him. So, when comes (the) Commandment al-Lahi | To Him, it will be decided with truth, and the falsifies there will lose.”

To his credit, Allah has caused many millions to die by cajoling men into serving him as mindless killers. And certainly, Satan has sent messengers. They bear names like Thutmose, Ezekiel, Jonah, Job, Enoch, Esther, Maccabe, Antiochus Epiphanes, Peter, Paul, Luke, Timothy, Vespasian, Titus, Akiba, Nero, Hadrian, Muhammad, and Maimonides. We are all familiar with their Signs because the likes of Sinwar and Nasralla have been promoting them. And now, we are awaiting the arrival of your final Witness. He will be carrying a sign that says peace, too, only to bring slaughter to God’s people.

617So ride ‘em, cowboy, to the barbeque. And that’s where we are disembarking so that your slaves can do the nasty with the beasties on your own…

Quran 040.079 “Al-Lahu, the One Who made for you the cattle that you may ride some of them and some of them you eat.

Quran 040.080 And for you in them benefits. And you may reach through them a desire, satisfying the need that is in your breasts and upon them. The ships you are carried away.

Quran 040.081 And He shows you His Signs. Then which Signs al-Lahi | To Him will you deny?”

I suppose that al-Lahu pulled these signs out of the “Disgusting and Perverted” bin. So, let’s be on our way…

Quran 040.082 “Do they not travel through the earth and see how was the end of those before them? They were more numerous than them and mightier in strength and in the traces (they left behind) in the land, yet all that they used to do did not avail them.

Quran 040.083 The when came to them their Messengers with clear proofs they rejoiced in what they had of the knowledge and enveloped them what they used to mock.

Quran 040.084 So when they saw Our punishment they said, ‘We believe bil-lahi | in the God of Him alone. And we disbelieve in what we used to associate with Him.’

Quran 040.085 But their faith did not benefit them when they saw Our punishment. Way al-Lahi | For Him which certainly preceded among His slaves. And are lost there the disbelievers and infidels.”

Saying goodbye to Al-Ghaafir | The Forgiver is such sweet sorrow. While we have parted with Rahman, al-Lahi wasn’t an improvement. Caught up in the moment, the players on this stage could not have imagined what was going to transpire over the next decade. They had offered and accepted a bribe, forging a deal with the Devil.

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