272God Damn Religion

Satanic

…Allah’s Delusions of Grandeur

 

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Demented Deity

 

Step by step, We shall punish them in ways they cannot even imagine.
Quran 068.044

We shall punish them in ways they cannot imagine.

 

Having survived the deluge of hate unleashed in the last chapter, let’s dive back into the Quran. After all, Islam has seduced billions of souls and murdered millions more. There must be something godly in it somewhere – right?

Back a chapter or two ago, I introduced the Al-Qalam | The Pen, presenting the initial 16 verses of the 68^th surah of the Quran because Muhammad claimed that “You are not demented, demon-possessed, or mad,” was included within the second revelation from his Lord.

Once we determined that his recollection was faulty, we concluded our review and moved on. So now in the spirit of cherry-picking every date from the palm, let’s review where we were and move on from there.

Quran 068.001 “Nun. By the pen and that which they write.

Quran 068.002 You are not, by the Rabb’s grace, a possessed madman.

Quran 068.003 And Lo! For you will be an unending reward.

Quran 068.004 And Lo! Verily, you are on an exalted standard of character of sublime morality.

Quran 068.005 You will see, and they will see,

Quran 068.006 who is afflicted with madness.

273Quran 068.007 Lo, your Lord knows better who have gone astray from His way, and He knows those who are guided.

Quran 068.008 So obey not the deniers and rejecters.

Quran 068.009 They would have you compromise and relent, so that thy may be pliant.

Quran 068.010 And obey not a contemptible swearer or feeble oath-monger,

Quran 068.011 Slanderer, backbiter, defamer, going about with slander and calumnies,

Quran 068.012 Hinderer of good, a transgressor, a malcontent,

Quran 068.013 Crude and cruel, greedy and violent, mean, intrusive, bastards,

Quran 068.014 Because he had wealth and children.

Quran 068.015 When our revelations you recite to him, he says, ‘These are fables of long ago.’

Quran 068.016 We will brand him on the nose.”

We have it on the unassailable authority of the 15-billion-year-old Pen that Muhammad isn’t actually a demon-possessed madman, even with all the evidence to the contrary. So if he wasn’t crazy as a loon, what’s his excuse?

And so that no one is misled, Muhammad’s reward is a cubicle in She’owl. Yahowah has generously affirmed that I will be granted the authority to send him there. But he will not go alone. He will be joined by Allah and countless other deplorable Muslims over the ages.

Make no mistake, it will be a very religious and politically inspired place, with the likes of Peter and Paul, Akiba and Maimonides, Hadrian and Hitler. Should you not want to join them do not mislead God’s people, abuse them, or run cover for those who would oppress Yisra’elites.

274And let’s be abundantly clear on the “exalted standard and sublime character and morality. Muhammad was the worst of the worst. If I may ad hominem, Muhammad was a pedophile and rapist who abused women. He was a vicious terrorist and mass murderer. He enslaved women and children and plundered and decimated entire communities. And that was not the worst of what he did because he beguiled billions into believing that he was a prophet and that the Quran was from God.

And should you not agree with me or concur with what you are reading, if we are to take this at face value, the Islamic god found it necessary to tell Muslims that his last and most important messenger wasn’t demon-possessed or insane.

I’m astonished that someone would have the gall to pass off this hateful, mean-spirited rant as scripture. There were twenty slurs in this paragraph alone. One would have been more than sufficient.

Ishaq:180 “According to my information, the Apostle often sat by a young Christian slave named Jabr. The Meccans said, ‘He is the one who teaches Muhammad most of what he brings.’

Then Allah revealed, (Quran 016.103) ‘We know that they (pagans) say, “It is only a mortal man who teaches him (Muhammad).” But the tongue of the man they wickedly point to is notably foreign, while this (Quran) is pure Arabic.’”

When accused of plagiarism, the best Team Islam could do was to claim that the text Jabr was quoting from wasn’t written in Arabic. And not only would the New Testament be translated into Arabic before the Quran was written, but there was no written Arabic at this time. Further, the perceived language barrier did not stop the un-god of Islam from plagiarizing the Towrah which was written in Hebrew.

Also, if Arabic was the Lord’s chosen language for revelation, why were “his” earlier revelations written in 275Hebrew? Further, Team Islam remains confused as to how translations work. Words are just tools, names for things and ideas mankind uses to convey a message. Every language has a word for demon, god, mad, fire, and plagiarize. But this confusion goes to the root of the argument Muslims foist to say that their Quranic message can’t be translated and is only understood in Arabic. Beyond the fact that Hebrew is the root of much of it, translation is the way the world communicates.

By bringing this argument, the Quran injured itself. The rebuttal is a lie. The Quran wasn’t written in “pure Arabic.” Not only are there countless loan words from Hebrew, Greek, Nabatean, and Sabean sources, and from Persia, but the plethora of parentheses in the Quran text we have been examining proves this. They were added to fill in missing gaps, fix grammatical errors, solve the problem of dangling participles, and render a discernable message.

While we’re on the subject of exposing the words of fools, the 16^th surah says: Quran 016.103 “When we replace a message with another, and Allah knows best what He reveals, they say, ‘You have made it up.’”

The non-prophet’s contemporaries recognized that his Quran recitals were conflicting and that the prophet couldn’t keep his stories straight. They knew that internal contradiction was the surest sign that something was awry, and the Quran is filled with them. Since Muhammad wasn’t able to refute his critics’ claims, he had his demented spirit belittle them. Even today, unable to defend Islam, Muslims slander and threaten their accusers.

After threatening to brand the non-prophet’s critics on their noses, we read something I’d like to nominate for Dumbest Story Ever…

Quran 068.017 “Lo! Verily, We have tried them as We tried the people of the garden when they swore to pluck the fruits of the ? in the morning,

276Quran 068.018 But did not add, ‘If God willing.’

Quran 068.019 Then there passed by on the ? something ? from your Rabb | Lord at night and burnt it while they were asleep.

Quran 068.020 So the ? became black by the morning like pitch for having been plucked.

Quran 068.021 At daybreak they called to each other,

Quran 068.022 Saying, ‘Go to your tilth if you would pluck.’

Quran 068.023 So the departed, conversing in secret low tones,

Quran 068.024 ‘Let no indigent person break in today.’

Quran 068.025 And they went in the morning with strong intention, thinking that they have power.

Quran 068.026 But when they saw the ?, they said, ‘Lo! We are in error!’

Quran 068.027 ‘Nay, Indeed, we are deprived of ?’

Quran 068.028 The best among them said, “Did I not tell you, why do you not say, “Why not glorify?”’

Quran 068.029 They said, ‘Glory to our Lord! Lo! We have been wrong-doers and polytheists.’

Quran 068.030 Then they turned, one against another, in blaming.

Quran 068.031 They said, ‘Woe to us! Lo, Verily, we were Taghun | Outrageously Disobedient.

Quran 068.032 Maybe our Lord will give us better than this. Truly, we turn to our Lord in humble petition.’

Quran 068.033 Such is the punishment, but verily, the punishment of the Hereafter is greater if they did but know.”

While even the Arabic scholars were unable to hazard a guess as to why the Lord omitted the words now rendered by ? ? ? ? and ? should you be curious, a tilth is soil which has been plowed and is suitable for sowing seeds, but since it is not yet planted, it would be premature to pluck.

277I am uncomfortable trying to make sense of stupidity, especially on behalf of Satan, but nonetheless, I understand the Devil’s issue with the people who plucked prematurely without properly pandering to predestination. A Muslim’s life is controlled by the phrase “Insha’ Allah | If Allah Will.” Nothing can be done unless Allah approves. But since Allah never answers, a temporary license to act is afforded by mindlessly mumbling the phrase throughout the day. Should a Muslim forget to say it, then it’s out of the “(Garden)” and into the “(Fire)” according to the recommended substitutions for my ? and ? in Quran 068.019.

While it is just an annoyance, do you suppose that the Lord of Arabia may have overused Lo! Verily? Should the Pen be rationed going forward? Apparently not…

Quran 068.034 “Lo! Verily, for those who guard are Gardens of Delight.”

What are they guarding? Is it their private parts, or are they protecting themselves from the Lord of Punishment? And why does the Garden of Delight need guards? Is someone trying to steal the virgins?

The Lord of Agony asks another probing question. It’s little wonder he is the Warden of Hell…

Quran 068.035 “Shall We treat those Muslims who submit and obey the same way as those who are disbelievers and polytheists?”

Muhammad’s favorite words: “submit and obey.” They permeate the Quran. Islam would be based upon this simple formula. So, after a litany of devilish taunts and sadistic threats, Satan has the audacity to ask…

Quran 068.036 “What is the matter with you? How do you judge?

Quran 068.037 Or have you a Book which you learn,

Quran 068.038 That you shall have all that you choose?”

278If addressing unbelievers, then there is nothing wrong with them, nor is their judgment impaired. Satan is in the midst of the least credible impersonation of God ever attempted. And yes, outside of illiterate Arabia, books were plentiful, and learning was encouraged. There was no Boko Haram for them.

If the Lord was addressing Muslims, perchance, then he’s being a hypocrite. They have no freewill, and as his slaves, they have no choice in anything. Afraid, they have even forfeited the ability to exercise good judgment. And of course, Satan is mocking them because, at the time, they didn’t have a book either. The Snake had been unable to write one. Apparently, Serpents lack opposable thumbs.

I have invested the past 22 years of my life translating, interpreting, and sharing, but it has not prepared me for gibberish. I don’t know what Satan is asking, nor do Muslims…

Quran 068.039 “Or you have oaths for Us, reaching to the Day of Resurrection that yours will be what you judge.

Quran 068.040 Ask them, which of them will stand to vouch for that?”

The Lord continues to be a hypocrite. The Quran lists scores of coworkers who partner with the un-god of Islam to share the warning and to remind but, nonetheless, he not only remains a loner, no one else is allowed to have friends…

Quran 068.041 “Or have they partners? Then let them bring their partners if they are truthful.”

I am both a partner, and I enjoy partnering with many others. I serve Yahowah and His people. I herald Dowd’s arrival. And I am supported by the likes of Yasha’yah and Yahowah’s Seven Spirits, as well as a similarly devoted Covenant Family here on Earth.

279Working together is productive and enjoyable. It is Yahowah’s way, but evidently, not Satan’s. Snakes must not like to share. But this one loves to inflict pain. He is a viper on a mission…

Quran 068.042 “On the Day when the calamity and severe affliction befalls, and they are called to prostrate themselves but are not able,

Quran 068.043 Their eyes cast down, disgrace overwhelming and stupefying them. They had been summoned to prostrate in homage while they were healthy and not yet hurt.

Quran 068.044 Leave Me alone with those who deny and reject this announcement and message. Step by step, by degrees, We will lead them and punish them gradually from directions and in ways they cannot perceive.”

Islam emerged from the womb hideous and vicious, appalling and sadistic. The 68^th surah was among the first revelations recited by Muhammad and he is already telling his extended family and former friends that they will all be humiliated and beaten by his demented deity.

According to the threat, disbelievers face an unavoidable calamity with initial injuries so severe that when ordered to prostrate themselves in homage to the one administering the brutality, they will be unable. It is said that the pain will be overwhelming, and like Islam itself, stupefying.

According to this vindictive and spiteful Der Führer | the Leader of Islam | Submission, his grudge has consumed his every thought, such that these tortures were conceived and schemed 1,420 years in advance of their gruesome implementation on the Day of Doom. The merciless means to induce maximum pain will be systematic, with the agony gradually increasing by degrees. And the savage implements of unimaginable cruelty will be worse than the intended victims can perceive.

280It is bewildering that two billion Muslims have been indoctrinated to the extent that they have become insufficiently rational and moral to now believe that this sadistic spirit is God. However, that isn’t the worst part of this pronouncement. The Snake now known as Allah, the Lord of Slaves, is demanding that he be left alone to torture all those who reject his claim to be God. And yet, the Islamic god is in Hell, where he belongs.

And while this is one of many such depictions of Allah as Hell’s Warden and the Lord of Sadism, it is among the most definitive and irrefutable. For those who believe him, who do his demonic bidding, who rape and plunder in his name, who terrorize and kill for him, and for those who run cover for them and support these savages instead of their victims, welcome to your future home.

That was the intended message. It is the reason the Quran was recited and written. What now remains of the surah is just ugly and cluttered window dressing…

Quran 068.045 “And I will bear with them, for lo, My scheme is firm.

Quran 068.046 Or is it that you ask them a fee as a reward so that they are burdened with debt and are taxed?

Quran 068.047 Or that the ghaib | unseen is in their hands, so that they can write it down?”

There is no longer any way of avoiding mankind’s current plight, the realization that Islam has plagued the planet and that humankind has a rendezvous with war. It is a direct consequence of having allowed the religion to fester and spread, even worse, for having provided the fuel and funds for the religious to arm themselves for their impending crusade against Jews.

However, apart from Muslims and those they have fooled, Allah is impotent. He couldn’t so much as write a book, much less transform Hell to his liking. His scheme is as firm as stones stacked haphazardly upon the sand in a 281desert wadi. Within a decade, the Ruwach | Spirit of Yahowah will come with ha Mashyach | the Messiah and blow it all away.

When Satan postured the notion that Islam | Submission was free, he was laughing through his fangs. He knew that it would cost every Muslim their soul and many of those who would not capitulate their property, wives, and lives – beginning with Jews. Both would be taxed. And the burden would be universal oppression and degradation to the extent many would never emerge from the impoverished conditions of 7^th-century Arabia.

After taunting those who were bereft of the book the Snake could not intelligently compose, much less write, the Lord of Doom mocks those with one. And it is telling that he would initially gravitate to the Book of Jonah, since he was instrumental in inspiring it. That book is not prophetic, it is incompatible with science, errant geographically and historically, inconsistent with Yahowah’s character and intent, and it fails the Dabarym 18 test of inspiration, such that it does not belong. To Satan what is the Devil’s…

Quran 068.048 “So wait with patience for the judgment of your Rabb | Lord, and be not like the Companion of the Fish (Ionah | Jonah) who cried out (to his Lord) when he was choked with anger and agony (See Quran 021.087).

Quran 068.049 Had not a favor from his Lord reached him, he would indeed have been ?, so he was cast off on the naked shore while he was to be blamed as a reprobate in disgrace.

Quran 068.050 But his Rabb | Lord chose him and made him of the righteous.

Quran 068.051 And lo, verily, those who disbelieve would almost make you slip with their eyes through hatredness [sic] when they hear the reminder, and they say, ‘Lo! Verily, he is possessed and mad.’

Quran 068.052 But it is nothing else than a reminder to all the ‘alamin | men and jinns.”

282The disgraced reprobate who is seized with anger is righteous. The one who is cast off and cries in agony is good. They are the Lord’s chosen.

And so, verily, with the surah running out of vitriol, the opportunity was not to be missed for an early reprisal of the Never-Ending Argument. Those dastardly disbelievers are determined to make Islam’s vindictive troubadour slip with their eyes through “hatredness.” Damn them for recognizing the obvious. Muhammad was possessed and he was mad. He knew it; we know it, and so did they.

The Quran would become the ultimate reminder by being nauseatingly repetitious. Satan had so little to say, he simply repeated himself ad nauseam. His book is little more than a mirror reflecting the un-god’s and non-prophet’s inadequacies.

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We considered the first thirteen verses of the 73^rd surah, Al-Muzzammil | Bundled Up, in With Whom Am I Speaking. But so as to leave no stone unturned, let’s return to this early recital and contemplate the rest of it.

As you may recall, it commenced in a suitably cowardly and unappealing manner, unbefitting the terrified future terrorist…

Quran 073.001 “O you who wrapped in garments!

Quran 073.002 Stand all night, but not all night.

Quran 073.003 Half of it, or a little less

Quran 073.004 Or a little more, and recite the Quran in a slow style, perhaps rhythmically.

Quran 073.005 Lo, We shall send down to you a weighty word.

283Quran 073.006 Verily, the rising by night is very hard and most potent and good for governing, and most suitable for the word, when the soul is most receptive.

Quran 073.007 Lo, there is for you by day prolonged ordinary occupation.”

As I shared with you back then, since Muhammad claimed that “Enwrapped” was the second recital received, and since the initial revelation contained 34 words, only 17 of which were nouns and verbs, with 11 of them repeated, conjoined with 17 conjunctions, articles, prepositions, and pronouns, he would be reciting at a blistering pace of one word every 48 minutes. If pared of redundancy, it would be one word every hour or so.

Under such conditions, we pondered whether this would be sufficiently mesmerizing to stupefy billions into believing that this Lord was God: “Read…in-the-name…of-your-Lord…who-created,…has-created…man…from-a-blood-clot….Read!...And-your-Lord…is-most-bountiful,…who-taught… by-the-pen,…taught…man…what-he-did-not-know?”

Please stop cheating. I saw you dash through it. Now go back and do it correctly, and I’ll touch base with you again in the morning.

But no matter, more words would come to our night owl, this lover of solitude who scratched his itch by ridding the planet of millions of souls. Peaceful, indeed!

With a fondness for pagan rituals, the seclusion of caves, coagulated blood on his victims, and the darkness of night, the most stupefying one would send his mighty word to his magnificent messenger and the world would quake. It would be most potent, good for controlling, and suitable for souls receptive to being enslaved. Verily, this would become the non-prophet’s prolonged occupation.

However, Al-Muzzammil | Bundled Up was not yet finished Enveloping the Lord’s intended slaves…

284Quran 073.008 “But keep in remembrance the name of your Lord and devote yourself to Him in complete devotion.”

It was a rather odd request since the Rabb | Lord had not yet been named in the Quran. And how is devotion possible when suicide is preferable? We are very few words removed from the miserable spiritual encounter in the cave of demon possession during the Tahannuth | Self-Justification festivities in the holy month of Ramadhan.

Nonetheless, the unnamed one, the Lord of the Sunrise and Sunset, even of the sun, itself, would have us believe…

Quran 073.009 “Lord of the East and West: la ilaha illa huwa | there is no god but He. So take Him alone for Disposer of Affairs.

Quran 073.010 And bear patiently what they say and avoid them with a becoming avoidance, keeping away from them.”

It is, of course, telling that the Lord of the Worlds of Men and Jinn would instruct his messenger to avoid his audience. With fruits and vegetables being tossed willy-nilly in this word salad, it’s easy to overlook such oddities and move on to the next absurdity. But, not this time. I won’t let you do it. It is too important, and too many lives are dependent upon you knowing the intent of this otherwise peculiar and counter-intuitive request.

One of the reasons I was asked to compose God Damn Religion by Yahowah and for Yisra’el and Yahuwdym, is because I know this non-prophet and, especially, his un-god, better than anyone. And since I’m not afraid of them, I’ll let you in on their secret. The reason that the first 96 surahs were placed near the end of the Quran, following the much longer 17 anti-Semitic terrorist recitals received in Yathrib, which are all stacked like faggots for the fire at the beginning of the Quran, is because that is the only way Islam prevails. The initial surahs are all overtly oppressive and demonic, sinister and sadistic. Truth is upside down and inverted. And through them all one theme 285emerges…this one: la ilaha illa huwa | there is no god but He. Should you disagree, he will torture you.

Unable to produce a book or say anything meritorious, Allah isn’t ready to be unveiled. There is no incentive to become a Muslim since the Lord’s threats remain unfulfilled. Even worse for Allah, when these initial surahs are read first and considered thoughtfully, it is readily apparent that the Devil is in the details. This Lord is Satan – and it is obvious.

Therefore, since the Snake’s ambition is to be perceived as God with all evidence to the contrary, he needs the protestations presented in the first surahs. But they are so blatantly satanic that he must be patient and wait until after it becomes impossible to survive rejecting them to announce them.

Following the migration of shame from the Satanic Verses and Night’s Journey to the land of the Jews in Yathrib, everything would change. With Talmud stories stolen from the rabbis, the Quran would gain credibility, with Allah emerging as the God of the Torah by twisting them. Once the Jews were annihilated, who would be the wiser? Muhammad became more than a terrorist, he raped, plundered, and enslaved his way to infamy. Now there was an incentive to join him because those who did got to plunder, rape, and enslave alongside their fuehrer. And there was ample motivation not to disbelieve because it would come at the price of a severed head.

It was only in this milieu that the initial 96 surahs were meant to be recited and accepted. And that is why God Damn Religion is so devastating to Satan’s ambition, Muhammad’s credibility, and Islam’s purpose. I am presenting the Snake’s message in the order it was recited, which is not the order it was meant to be heard. And so now you know why this Lord told his novice reciter: “Bear 286patiently what they say and avoid them with a becoming avoidance, keeping away from them.”

As I shared previously, a supporting Hadith affirms: Ishaq:115 “Now Muhammad did not want his secret to be divulged before he applied himself to the publication of his message.” There would be a time and place for everything. And this was not the time for the Lord’s identity to be unveiled.

At this point in their story, it’s hard to deny that the Lord of Submission is the Warden of Hell…

Quran 073.011 “Leave Me (alone to deal with) the rejecters, the possessors of ease and plenty. Give them respite for a while.

Quran 073.012 Verily, We have heavy fetters with Us (to bind them), and a roaring furnace (to burn them),

Quran 073.013 And food that chokes, sticking in the throat, and a painful torment.”

The reason we haven’t been formally introduced is that Muhammad’s spirit is all too familiar. The Lord of rejection and oppression who chokes the life out of men, who will endure an anguishing punishment, is Satan. He is not only the Rabb | Lord, he is every bit this mean-spirited and sadistic.

So be patient my worthless slave and let the Lord do his thing. Sure non-Muslims are richer, freer, more numerous and successful, but in due time I’ll have you kill them so that I can attend to their torture in hell. It’s a win-win affair. You get a divine sanction to rape and rob them, and then become voyeurs, as you watch me torture them for your entertainment. We’ll call it Coercive, Submissive, and Sadistic, but not yet.

Before we move on to the remainder of what is likely the second surah received, I’d like to revisit the phrase: la ilaha illa huwa | there is no god but He. In Hebrew, the parent of Arabic, la is from lo’, which is more appropriately transliterated la since it was written Lamed Aleph. Its 287purpose is to negate a verb’s action. But there is no verb in the proceeding phrase.

Turning to the il of ilaha, it is derived from the Hebrew ‘el | god. The ah suffix makes the deity feminine and thus a goddess. However, in Hebrew ha can either serve as the definite article, ‘the’, or as another form of negation and, thus be rendered ‘no’ or ‘not,’ providing a number of options in this case.

Illa is a compound of either ‘el or ‘al, with the first being rendered ‘god’ and the second serving as either a third form of negation or as the title ‘Almighty.’ It can be written Aleph Lamed, which is how it negates the action of a verb, or as Ayin Lamed where it is a contraction of ‘alah – which means ‘to rise,’ and, therefore conveys ‘over’, ‘above’, and ‘against’ – all things which Allahu Akbar strives to communicate with Allah rising over, above, and against Yahowah.

This ‘alah is not to be confused with that Allah, the eventual name of Islam’s satanic deity, because his name, unlike the verb, is written with an Aleph not an Ayin. In the other case, rather than serve as a verb and speak of rising, ‘Alah in Hebrew is a ‘lamentable curse.’ Also, noteworthy while we are in the midst of deciphering the Quranic version of the Islamic oath, the Quranic text does not include Allah’s name.

Recognizing that the Arabic alphabet is based upon Hebrew, as are most of its words, la in the parent language is a preposition and means ‘to approach and draw near’. It is often translated as ‘for’ or ‘to’. However, when written la’, as in Lamed Aleph, la’ is yet another way of saying ‘no’, this time the fourth form of negation in the essential Islamic phrase. Concluding with huw’, in Hebrew it conveys the third-person singular masculine pronoun ‘he’ or ‘him’. That is all huw’ means, so with this one word, there are no other options.

288Bringing it all together, la ilaha illa huwa can be a string of four consecutive negations, saying ‘no, not him, no way, no how.’ It’s my personal preference since it rings true. Should there be only three negations, the phrase might read, ‘no girly god but his negated god.’ That’s good too.

Then as a double negative, it’s ‘no goddess to approach his god.’ In this setting, that may be the intent. After all, the Petra Trinity, as disclosed both in stone and memorialized in the Quran, is comprised of goddesses: Manat, al-Uzza, and Al-Lat. Who knows, Allah may have been among the first to express their fluid non-binary sexuality, performing the initial transsexual operation on her-self for his expression of his new self-identification.

With those thoughts spinning in our heads, there are six additional verses in the Enveloped surah. Credible as ever, they reveal that on the Day, the earth will be shaken and the mountains will run like sand. And lo, it is all reminiscent of what occurred when Fir’aun disobeyed the messenger, and he was seized in the grip of a terrible torment. And so, the same thing will not only happen to you, and your children will become hoary if you don’t capitulate. Even worse, Chicken Little was right, and the sky is falling because the Lord’s promise must be fulfilled. Really, I wouldn’t kid about such a thing…

Quran 073.014 “On the Day with the earth and the mountains will be in violent shake, and the mountains will be a heap of running sand let loose and poured out, flowing down,

Quran 073.015 Lo! Verily, We have sent to you a messenger to be a witness over and against you, as We had sent a messenger to Fir’aun (Pharaoh).

Quran 073.016 But Fir’aun disobeyed the messenger, so We seized him with a violent hold and severe punishment.

Quran 073.017 Then how can you avoid the punishment if you disbelieve on a Day that will turn children hoary headed?

289Quran 073.018 Whereon the sky will be rent asunder, cleft. His promise must be fulfilled and accomplished.

Quran 073.019 Lo! Verily, this is a reminder. Let him who will take the path to his Lord.”

And to think, this was allegedly revealed after a three-year hiatus in revelation – and yet this was the best the non-prophet and his un-god could do. They neither play pretend nor plagiarize well.

Nonetheless, the point of their tall tale is that Muhammad is to be equated with Moses, the disbelievers of Mitsraym | Egypt with Mecca / Petra, and the God of that event, is to be replaced with No-God-But-He, whatever-his-name-might-be. And if you don’t believe them, then you will be punished and your kids will be hoary. The sky will be ruptured, ripped apart, and broken, which, I suppose, is why the mountains are running away and all of the kids are hoary.

While Satan was on Pharaoh’s side long ago, and while the purpose of the Exodus was to liberate God’s people from servitude and not enslave them, none of the rest of this will occur this side of Hell. The Lord of Punishment is dreaming. The Day he is so insistent on being set in stone, will be fulfilled, but not to his liking or that of his Muslim slaves. There will be no bodily resurrections and no hellish tortures, but it will be game over for the Devil and his advocates.

The last verse of the 73rd surah is a sore thumb – completely out of context and time. It’s ten times longer than the next longest verse, and it speaks of life in Yathrib, not Petra or Mecca. It says there are many believers, and the Quran is too long to recite in one night. Muhammad speaks of travels, fighting in Allah’s Cause, booty, the payment of the zakat religious tax, and giving Allah a “goodly loan.”

290Quran 073.020 “Verily, lo, your Lord knows that you do stand (to pray at night) a little less than two-thirds of the night, or half the night, or a third of the night, and so do a party of those with you, And God measures the night and the day. He knows that you are unable to pray the whole night, so He has turned to you. So, recite you of the Quran as much as may be easy for you.

He knows that there will be some among you sick, others travelling through the land, seeking of God’s Bounty; yet others fighting in the Cause. So recite as much of the Quran as may be easy, and perform As-Salat | Prostration Prayers and give Zakat | Tax, and lend a goodly loan to God.

And whatever good you send before you for yourselves, (i.e. worship, prayers, fasting, Hajj, and Umrah, etc.), you will certainly find it better with God and greater in reward. And seek god’s Forgiveness. Verily, God is Oft-Forgiving, Most-Merciful.”

Don’t be sleeping when it’s time to charm the Snake. Pretending to be God is neither easy nor cheap. Night is time to recite, prostrate, fight, and pay. Your Lord promises a big reward. After all, who is more forgiving and merciful than the Lord of Doom?



With his Pen in a rut, the dark spirit of Islam continued his incessant talk of hell fire, ripping men apart, shackles, and chains, to a backdrop of mountains running away from falling skies. It was evidently popular with the Jinns – the Persian term for devils.

Therefore, the 72^nd surah was named in honor of these demons: Al-Jinn | The Jinn. So let’s listen to what Satan has to say about his ilk and dubious fan club.

Quran 072.001 “Say, ‘It has been revealed to me that a group (three to ten) of Jinn listened (to the Quran). They said, “Verily, We have heard a really wonderful Recital (of this Quran)!

291Quran 072.002 It guides to the Right Path. We have come to believe it. And we shall never associate anything with our Lord.”’”

This confirms that Muhammad and the demons serve the same Lord. They believe in the same scripture. They have the same religion.

And while this is yet another nail in Islam’s coffin, it is further evidence that Satan disrespects Muslims far more than do I. There is no other explanation for such a ridiculous admission. It would be impossible to go lower in pursuit of an endorsement.

It is also dismissive of jinn | demons and devils. Even they should be more discriminating. The Quran is repulsive. It wouldn’t fool a fool – even a jinn.

The Quran repeats the mantra of the “Right Path” many times, but never once delineates a single step along the way. And in actuality, it is another lame rip-off of the Towrah | Guidance of Yahowah. God is methodical, explaining that there are seven steps we are invited to walk along to leave this world and to be with Him.

These begin at the Door to Life, Pesach | Passover, followed by the means to perfection, Matsah | UnYeasted Bread, when the stain and stench of religion are purged from our souls (although Islam will be a stubborn stain to remove). The result is our adoption into the Beryth | Covenant Family on Bikuwrym | Firstborn Children, leading to our emancipation and enlightenment, empowerment and enrichment on Shabuw’ah | the Promise of Seven. These four Miqra’ey | Invitations to be Called Out and Meet were fulfilled by the Messiah and Son of God, Dowd | David in partnership with the Ruwach Qodesh | Set-Apart Spirit during the 80^th Yowbel | Time of Freedom from Obligations and Slavery in year 4000 Yah / 33 CE.

Those who have benefited from the first four Miqra’ey are then invited to fulfill Taruw’ah | Trumpets as we are doing by heralding Yahowah’s message and Dowd’s return 292to their people, Yisra’el. We do so to prepare them for the Family Reunion on Yowm Kipurym | the Day of Reconciliation in year 6000 Yah / sunset in Yaruwshalaim, October 2^nd, 2033. This then leads to the seventh and final step along the way – Sukah | Camping Out with God and our return to Eden. There are three volumes of Yada Yahowah devoted to these annual appointments with our Heavenly Father should you be interested and, yet, not currently familiar with them.

Returning to the Jinn surah, in spite of using them and demeaning them, demons are shown supporting their Lord’s agenda. It is alleged that the devils said of the Quran, “We have come to believe it. And we shall never associate or join anything with our Lord.” But aren’t they now being associated with Satan by promoting his Quran and supporting his agenda? In fact, they are being presented as good Muslims.

If nothing is ever associated with the Lord of Arabia, then he cannot be the God of the Towrah, of ‘Adam, Noach, ‘Abraham, Lowt, Yitschaq, Ya’aqob, Moseh, ‘Aharown, or Dowd. He cannot have a Covenant Family. Yisra’el cannot be his, nor Yaruwshalaim or Yahuwdym. He cannot even claim the Quran, Ka’aba, or Muslims. Methinks he protests too much.

As an example, the jinn | demonic spirits rave…

Quran 072.003 ““‘And exalted be the majesty of our Rabb | Lord. He has taken neither wife nor son.

Quran 072.004 And that the foolish among us say preposterous things, atrocious lies, against God.

Quran 072.005 And lo, verily, we thought that men and Jinn would never lie against God.”’”

Exalted and majestic are superlatives not normally afforded a Snake – so this one must be special (at least in his own skin). But in spite of his stellar status, he remains a lonely Serpent without a wife or a son.

293Since both attacks are directed at the Christians in Petra, the Jinn are promoting one myth by criticizing another. Christianity’s version of Replacement Theology would rob the actual Messiah and Son of God to promote a religion now seen in competition with Islam. In it, Mary was heralded as the Queen of Heaven and Mother of God, which is why the Lord rejected the notion of a wife. However, by venerating Ashura Day, Islam’s un-god would trip on his own tail since she is the basis of the Christian myth.

Deep down under his scales, the Lord of Illusions knows that Yahowah has many sons and daughters. They represent the children within the Covenant Family. In this regard, Dowd is His Firstborn. Also, while not a “wife,” Yahowah’s maternal qualities are projected through the Ruwach Qodesh | Set-Apart Spirit who serves as our Spiritual Mother.

As for lies, if it were not for them, the Quran would not exist, Allah would not be perceived as God, and Islam would be no more. So, stealing from Zayd, the Quran goes on to report:

Quran 072.006 ““‘But there were males among mankind who took shelter with the male jinn. But they (jinn) increased them in waywardness, folly, and revolt.

Quran 072.007 And they came to think as you thought, that the Lord would not resurrect anyone.”’”

Can I buy a connection, please? How did we get from devils listening to the Quran, calling it a wonderful recital, claiming to be rightly guided as a result of believing it, and never associating anything with their Lord, while claiming to believe every word of his recital, exalting their Lord’s majesty, and impugning those who would besmirch their fellow demon, to becoming homosexuals perverting men into wayward folly?

294And while we a contemplating the inconceivable, why would anyone believe that a spiritual being, without a physical body, would have a preference for men at the exclusion of women? Why go to all the effort to say that the cohabiting couples were both masculine if not to infer that they were homosexual? Why besmirch it as revolting since it would have been with Allah-touting, Quran-believing, right-path-walking monotheists?

If no one could see Gabriel, how would men even know that the Jinn were there? If they run away from a peep show, how did they manage to hang around long enough to corrupt men sexually? And how can homosexuality be bad, if heaven’s virgins include little boys for grown men?

Are we to believe that sexual preferences are a demonic disorder? That’s not very scientific or accommodating. And how can the Quran lecture anyone on revolting waywardness when its lone voice was a rapist and pedophile? Even when we get past devilish cohabitation in the absence of women, what does any of this have to do with an erection, excuse me, believing in Allah’s resurrection?

Then, just when we thought that this nonsense couldn’t get any weirder, the Jinn are now being projected out of the closet and trying to sneak past the guards of heaven…

Quran 072.008 ““‘We (jinn | demons) sought to reach the heaven to pry into the secrets; but we found it filled with fierce guards, stern wardens with flaming fires and shooting flames.

Quran 072.009 And lo, verily, we used to sit there in stations, hidden in observatories, trying to (steal) a hearing. But any who listens now will find a shooting star and a flaming fire watching him, lying in wait as an ambush for him.”’”

Imagine that, unable to reveal the secrets of Heaven, and fixated on every torture in Hell, the Lord of Delusion comes up with this clever scheme – sending his fellow demons to Heaven to snoop around. But alas, it’s to no 295avail because this heaven is filled with stern, flame-wielding, guards. Therefore, all that Muslims are afforded is another incriminating story.

Should someone object to this assessment, and not only defend the fickle Jinn stories as true but, also claim that the Lord has been vocal about Islamic Heaven, then they have not been paying attention. The decadence of unlimited alcohol and virgins is in Paradise, also known as the Gardens of Bliss. All we know of the Islamic Heaven is that it is adjacent to Allah’s torture chambers and that the voyeurs are entertained by the clearly visible sadism occurring next to them. And to support that theory, the wardens of this heaven are wielding the implements of the Lord’s hell.

The subjects of this macabre fable, their perverse flattery and capriciousness, even the weird antics associated with them, are considerably more disingenuous and disconcerting than talking ants and a Hoopoe bird. The Quranic Heaven is indistinguishable from the Islamic Hell – filled with strict wardens and flaming fires. Demons become good Muslims and then are prevented from entering Heaven. It is as if Satan has taken Muslims into his den and envenomated them with a hallucinogen. As a result, everything is inverted. Demons are good. Allah is God. The Quran is believable. Heaven is Hell.

At least the Lord of Demonic Drivel has proven one claim to be correct – no one else could write, pardon me, recite, a book, excuse me again, a verbal diatribe, like this. It is far too inane for a literate mind.

Once upon a time back in the olden days when television was the primary means of communication free so long as one was willing to endure the commercials, there was a “Just Say No” advertising campaign encouraging abstinence from intoxicating substances. It showed an egg 296in a frying pan, with the voiceover proclaiming, “This is your brain on drugs”…

Quran 072.010 ““‘And we (Jinn) know not whether harm or evil is the intended fate of all men on earth, or whether their Lord intends for them a right path and to give them some guidance.”’”

The Islamic god has broken the cardinal rule of drug dealers everywhere – don’t get high on your own supply. He is so out of his mind he cannot remember the beginning of his own recital. Prior to the resurrections and flame-wielding wardens, he had his compatriots say, “It has been revealed to me that a group of Jinn listened (to the Quran). They said, “Verily, We have heard a really wonderful Recital (of this Quran)! It guides to the Right Path. We have come to believe it. And we shall never associate or join anything with our Lord.”

Since we can be certain that Yahowah didn’t inspire any of this, it begs the question: who, if not Satan, would be willing to promote such an obvious and demonic fraud? Who would make heaven and hell the same? Who needs to deceive everyone such that he is praised and feared? Who else would take credit for this verbal diarrhea while claiming to be God?

The demented spirit who leads men astray by pretending to be enlightened would have his slave believe that the demons said,

Quran 072.011 “‘“There are among us (Jinn) some who are righteous folk, some otherwise far from that and contrary. We are religious sects follow divergent paths and different rules.

Quran 072.012 And we came to realize that we could not weaken, frustrate, or escape the Lord on earth, nor outpace Him by flying away.”’”

It is what Satan, posing as the Lord of the Worlds of Jinn and Men, would have his slaves believe – there is no escape. As to why spiritual beings liberated in space and time would be religious is a question for the sages. But it is 297telling that demons realized that the Lord of the Quran was the Lord of the Earth.

Having been down this road many times, with different incitements and intoxicants strewn along the way, I have come to realize that the swamp reveals its secrets. When analyzing the Christian New Testament for Questioning Paul, now revised and renamed Twistianity, or the Book of Ezekiel for Babel, I found that Satan is consistently willing to reveal himself and his plans. For example, the image presented at the outset of Ezekiel is of Satan, and the book concludes with the Devil plastering over the whole of Jerusalem by placing his mega-trophy over it.

The same is true with the Quran. The Devil perceives himself as too clever to be caught. And he believes that mankind, and in this case, Arabs, as too dimwitted to discern that their wannabe God is actually Satan. And so to taunt them, he presents a demonic endorsement while inverting reality.

The Lord of Self-Adulation, toys with the religious, staring into the occluded eyes of his envenomated prey as he babbles and brags incoherently. It’s pathetic, actually, that so many humans would worship the Devil under any conditions – but especially under the pretense that Satan is playing them for fools. The Jinn surah is proof.

Demonic spirits loving the Quran is so condemning of Islam it bears additional scrutiny. The Quran tells us that jinn were made of fire, like Satan, and belong to his tribe. In fact, in Quran 018.050, we are told that Satan is a jinn. The Quranic angels, by contrast, were made from light.

As an interesting aside, since the optimum time for Quranic receptiveness is during the darkness of night, the only source of light at the time would have been fire, making angels and devils indistinguishable from this perspective and definition.

298Just to make sure we’ve got this demonic jinn thing right, let’s ponder some Bukhari and Muslim Hadiths on the subject.

Bukhari:V6B60N332 “The Prophet said, ‘Last night a demon from the Jinn came to me to disturb my prayer, but Allah gave me the power to overcome him. I intended to tie him to one of the pillars of the mosque till the morning so that all of you could see him.’”

If you recall, Muhammad was terrorized by both Allah and Gabriel. However, he had no problem lassoing the Devil. As I have said previously, he has them confused.

The Quran says jinn are invisible, so someone must have wondered how Muhammad knew they’d heard his recital. So, he offered this explanation: Bukhari:V5B58N199 “‘Who informed you Prophet about the Jinn when they heard the Quran?’ He said, ‘A tree informed me about them.’”

That is a perfectly reasonable explanation in the context of stones and trees talking to Muhammad, and singing his praises, while stoned during the Tahannuth | Self-Justification festivities in the holy month of Ramadan.

Soothsayers swear by the same jinn who just testified that the Quran was truthful: Bukhari:V9B93N650 “Some people asked the Prophet about soothsayers. ‘Allah’s Apostle! Some of their talks come true.’ The Prophet said, ‘That word which happens to be true is what a Jinn snatches away by stealth (from Heaven) and pours it in the ears of the soothsayer with a sound like the cackling of a hen. The soothsayer mixes it with one hundred lies.’”

That sounds familiar. It is the basis of the Quran.

What follows is as stunning as it is incriminating. It serves as proof that I am correct in Satan taunting Muslims, thinking himself too clever and them too mentally incapacitated to recognize the voice of the Quran or the inspiration of the non-prophet: Bukhari:V6B60N475 “Allah’s Apostle became sick and could not offer his prayer. A lady came and said, ‘Muhammad! I think that your Satan has forsaken you, for I have not seen him with you for two or three nights!’ On that 299Allah revealed: ‘By the night when it darkens, your Lord has neither forsaken you, nor hated you.’” (Quran 093.001)

It is surahs like The Jinn and ahadith such as this in Bukhari that demonstrate the impossibility of liberating the religious from their delusions. And that is why God Damn Religion is dedicated to freeing the world of Islam rather than emancipating Allah’s slaves from Satan.

Anyone who can read the 72^nd surah, or any of the 40 surahs we have considered thus far, and still believe that this Lord of Self-Justification is God is well beyond the reach of evidence and reason. Their camel is cooked, and they are part and parcel of the demonic stew. There is nothing left but goo.

Accused of being forsaken by Satan who had been present with him, Muhammad’s Lord said that he had not forsaken him. He doesn’t deny that he was demon-possessed. Instead, he announces that Satan is his Lord and the source of the Quran. Confessions don’t get any more real than this one.

So, yawn, Muslims, look away and continue to prostrate yourselves to the Devil and see how it works out for you on the Day of Lordly Resurrections.

The man who never allowed the Quran to be written or read, only recited, during his life, revealed that seductive speech was magic, and thus intoxicating…

Bukhari:V6B60N662 “Allah’s Apostle said, ‘Some eloquent speech is as effective as magic.’”

That was Adolf Hitler’s impression too, one stated throughout Mein Kampf. Consider how well that worked for him, his colleagues, Germans, Jews, and the world. Ponder why Muslims and Nazis share the same foe – God’s Chosen People. And then contemplate why Yahowah insisted upon a written accounting of His testimony and Allah relied exclusively on oral impressions.

300Bukhari:V9B87N127 “The Prophet said, ‘I have been given the keys of eloquent speech and given victory with terror.’”

While the former is delusional the latter is horrific. Then speaking of the illusions of magic, the Devil’s most seductive tool, we learn: Bukhari:V6B60N658 “A man worked magic on Allah’s Apostle until he started imagining that he had done a thing that he had not really done.”

And the hallucinations never subsided. The Quran serves as evidence.

Previously, we read that Muhammad’s contemporaries acknowledged that “spitting and blowing” were signs that someone was demon-possessed, that they were a sorcerer, or a soothsayer. Ishaq:121 “‘If we say contradictory things about Muhammad, we might lose our credibility. Therefore, let us agree upon one criticism, which we can all claim without dispute. Some say that we should call Muhammad a deranged soothsayer. But is his the incoherent speech of a madman?

Some say he is possessed. But there is no choking, spasmodic movements, or whispering.’ Others said, ‘Then let’s say he is a poet.’ ‘No, he is no poet. We know poetry in its forms.’ Then they said: ‘He is a sorcerer.’ ‘No, we have seen sorcerers and their sorcery. With him there is no spitting and no blowing.’”

You don’t suppose Muhammad encouraged such things? Bukhari:V7B71N643 “I heard the Prophet saying, ‘If anyone of you dreams something he dislikes, when you get up, blow thrice on your left.’”

And so now how are Muslims to process the Quran’s second to last surah? It is as incriminating as Bukhari:V6B60N475…

Quran 113.001-005 “Say, ‘I seek refuge with the Lord of the Dawn, from the evil of what He has created, and from the evil of the darkening as it comes with its intense darkness as it overspreads, and from the evil of malignant witchcraft when they blow on knots, and from the evil of the envier when he envies.’”

301As I have stated and will continue to repeat, Satan is playing his slaves for fools. The Devil is taunting Muslims. Deceiving and demeaning Arabs and their ilk has become his preferred form of entertainment. The Snake slithered into this desert for a reason. And in this regard, he was clever. The average IQ in the Muslim Middle East is 70, which is mentally disabled. It is an Islamic requirement.

Continuing to advance the science and theology of spitting, der prophet, replied: Bukhari:V9B87N115 “If you spit on the left side of your bed the bad dream will not harm you.”

Moving past spittle for the moment and returning to demonic drivel, Hell’s Warden affirmed his special connection to his fiery domain: Bukhari:V6B60N373 “The Prophet explained, ‘Paradise and Hell argued…. Allah said to the Hell Fire, “You are my (means of) punishment by which I torment whoever I wish of my slaves. You will have your fill. As for the Fire, it will not be filled until I put My Foot over it.’””

This Snake has not delegated torture. He is a hands-on tormentor – well, he would be if serpents had them. But as you know, devils are big dreamers.

Having been possessed by Satan, Muhammad was an authority on demons. He even admitted to having a devil as an attaché, while acknowledging that Allah commanded him for the benefit of Islam.

Muslim:B039N6757 “Allah’s Messenger said: ‘Everyone has an attaché from amongst the jinn (devils).’ The Prophet’s Companions asked: Allah’s Messenger, is there one with you too?’ He said: ‘Yes, but Allah helps me so I am safe from his hand and he does not command me but for good.’”

I do not think Satan could be more obvious if he tried. Muhammad, according to the Sunnah was demon-possessed and Allah influenced the demon’s work. The Quran is clearly the result. It would be hard to imagine a more demonic narration.

302Knowing the truth about Allah, Muhammad didn’t want anyone questioning how his Lord was conceived. Muslim:B001N0244 & Bukhari:V4B54N496 “The Messenger of Allah observed: ‘Satan comes to every one of you and says, “Who created this and that,” until he asks, “Who created your Lord?” When he comes to that, one should seek refuge and keep away from such idle thoughts.’”

“Do not look behind the curtain,” said the Wizard of Oz, or otherwise, if you had a brain, some courage, and a heart, you might discover that the source of the fire and frightening voice was none other than a wee little snake with a superiority complex. And to think, the Wizard was outfoxed by Toto while Dorothy, the Tin Man, the Lion, and the Scarecrow quivered and capitulated.

In yet another confession, the Devil’s Advocate explained: Bukhari:V4B55N554 “Allah’s Apostle said, ‘Shall I not tell you about the story of which no prophet told his nation? Someone will bring with him what will resemble Hell and Paradise, and what he will call Paradise will be actually Hell.’”

While I may be among the first to discern that the Islamic Heaven and Hell are inseparable and indistinguishable, long ago according to Bukhari and Muslim’s ahadith, the demon-possessed non-prophet was aware that Hell was Allah’s Paradise.

Bukhari:V6B66N443 “The Prophet was going to visit a fair with some companions. On the way a company of the jinn happened by. When they heard the Quran being recited, they tarried and listened attentively.

This event is described in the Quran and shows that the jinn who heard the Quran were polytheists and deniers of the Prophethood of Muhammad. Then, it is confirmed historically that the Prophet was able to convince them to worship Allah alone.”

While on the subject of demented deities, please consider: Bukhari:V4B54N482 “Allah’s Apostle said, ‘The Hell Fire complained to its Lord saying, “O my Lord! My different parts are eating each other up.” So, He allowed it to take two breaths, one 303in winter, the other in summer. This is the reason for the severe heat and bitter cold you find in weather.’”

Who needs science when we can be enlightened by these words? Clearly, Muhammad was a man of the people and for his time. Ever wonder what else he may have lied about?

The Devil’s Advocate hadn’t yet deprived everyone of their morality. Someone had the gumption to ask: Bukhari:V4B54N487 “The Prophet said, ‘The Hell Fire is 69 times hotter than ordinary worldly fires.’ So someone said, ‘Allah’s Apostle, wouldn’t this ordinary fire have been sufficient to torture the unbelievers?’”

Pesky little demons enjoyed the cover of night as much as did the Lord of Darkness: Bukhari:V4B54N533 “Muhammad preached, ‘Cover your utensils, tie your water skins, close your doors, and keep your children close at night, as Jinn spread out at such time and snatch things away.

When you go to bed put out your lights, for they may use a candle to burn you and your house.’ Ata added, ‘The Prophet actually said, “Devils,” instead of “Jinn”.’”

As the world’s foremost expert on demons, the Devil’s Advocate offered this handy advice…

Bukhari:V4B54N516 “The Apostle said, ‘If anyone rouses from sleep and performs the ablution, he should wash his nose by putting water in it and then blowing it out thrice, because Satan has stayed in the upper part of his nose all night.’”

Bukhari:V4B54N492 “It was mentioned to the Prophet that a man slept in and missed the morning prayer. The Prophet said, ‘Satan urinated in his ears.’”

The man, the book, the religion. It just doesn’t get better than this.

And may we enquire, if Muhammad’s dark spirit were not Satan, why would the Devil be so upset by a Muslim missing prayers that he would whiz in his ears?

304Muhammad’s propensity to cavort with demons is unnerving. Each encounter unravels the fabric of Islam’s credibility. As such, I took the liberty of sharing some analysis from Sayyid Abul Ala Maududi’s Quran Tafhim | Commentary. However, this modern expositor of Islam may actually have made matters worse with his exegesis.

“The jinn used to be able to eavesdrop on heaven but suddenly they found that angels had been set as guards and meteorites were being shot on every side so that they could find no place of safety to hear the secret news. They had set about searching for the unusual thing that had occurred on the earth to explain why the security measures had been tightened up. Many companies of jinn were moving about in search when one of them, after having heard the Quran from the Prophet, formed the opinion that it was the thing which had caused the gates of the heavens to be shut against them.”

We are left to ponder whether there must be something in Islam that turns believer’s minds to mush or whether they started off that way and were, thereby receptive to this demeaning and demonic vitriol. Sayyid Abul Ala al-Maududi continued to destroy his non-prophet’s and un-god’s credibility – as well as his own...

“Before one studies ‘The Jinn’ surah one must know the reality of jinn so as to avoid mental confusion. Many misunderstand, thinking that jinn are not real, but only a figment of ancient superstitions and myths. They have not formed this opinion on the basis that they have known all the realities and truths about the universe. They cannot claim to possess any such knowledge... The person who thinks that what he does not perceive, does not exist, and what exists must necessarily be perceived, provides proof of the narrowness of his own mind. With this mode of thought, not to speak of the jinn, man cannot even acknowledge any reality…

Muslims have given strange interpretations to the clear statements of the Quran about jinn, Iblis, and Satan. They say that this does not refer to any hidden creation, but implies man’s own animal forces, which have been called Satanic. But the statements of the Quran in this regard are so clear and explicit that this bears 305no relevance. The Quran leaves no room to regard the jinn as a human species. At the creation of Adam, Iblis resolved to misguide mankind, and since then the jinn have been persistently trying to mislead man. They deceive with evil suggestions, beguiling, and making evil seem good.”

Our Quran expositor, ideologue, and terrorist, Sayyid Abul Ala al-Maududi, hasn’t helped his cause. By trying to convince us that the jinn are not only real, but also deceitful, he has condemned Islam. After all, the Lord of Delusions called on The Jinn to endorse his Quran, Messenger, Way, and status as Lord of No Associations.

How is it that an Islamic Sage would confirm that jinn exist to “deceive with evil suggestion, beguiling, and making evil seem good” in light of the initial pronouncements in The Jinn surah? He is, thereby, admitting that the Quran is designed to “misguide mankind,” to “deceive,” to make “evil seem good.” Nice job, professor.

Now that we understand Jinn, let’s finish their surah…

Quran 072.013 “‘“And, indeed, when we (Jinn) listened to the guidance (of this Quran), we believed therein and have accepted (Islam). And any whosoever believes in his Lord has no fear of loss, force, or oppression.

Quran 072.014 Amongst us, some of us have submitted as Muslims, and some are disbelievers and deviators. And whosoever has submitted in Islam; they have sought the right path.”’”

Quran 072.015 But the Qasitun | Disbelievers and Deviators are the fuel and firewood of hell.”’”

The reason for all of the extra “‘“quotation marks”’” is because The Jinn surah begins with “Say, ‘It has been revealed to me that a group of Jinns listened, They said, “Verily, We have heard a wonderful recital.”’” However, in this case, the Jinn keep on blabbering – well at least to the conclusion of the 15^th verse. Up to this point, the surah has been presented in the voice of demons – something we should remember.

306Long ago when we began this journey, who would have thought that we would find the Lord of Snakes confessing that the best demons are good Muslims? An exemplary devil accepts Islam and becomes one of the slaves. As a result, they no longer have to fear their Lord. Whomsoever capitulates and surrenders their freedom is not oppressed – giving a new righteous spin on slavery.

Enslaved at last, enslaved at last, thank Allah, Almighty, that I’m enslaved at last.

In Islam, truth and lies have been inverted to the point that submission is freedom from force and fear. And as for the demons who deny it, they will be the fuel for the fire. Well, at least as spiritual beings they are energy-based so they are well on their way to combustion.

Quran 072.016 “If they (non-Muslim pagans and Jinn) had remained on the Way, We should have given them an abundance to drink,

Quran 072.017 that We might try them by that means. But whosoever turns away from the reminder of his Lord (the Quran), He will thrust him into an ever-growing torment, and cause for him a severe penalty.”

No matter how this is interpreted – it migrates from incredulous to scandalous. How could non-Muslims, Jinns, or Pagans have been on the right path such that they could deviate? How can drinking be a trial? And why test those who are supposedly on their way to the Lord of Punishment in the first place?

Once again, Hell’s Warden shirks the pretense of first-person plural and slips into third-person singular to admit that he is doing the thrusting and then inflicting the ever-growing torment. He’s a hell-of-a-god for those who prefer them with a sadistic and demonic bent.

I’d like to buy another transition, please. How does one go from disbelievers being the firewood of hell, the test of abundant beverages, and the growing torments to places 307of worship – unless sadism is the prevailing doctrine? And there is one other issue before we take this leap, four of the five most revered translations included Allah’s name as if it were written in the 72^nd surah. It was only the paraphrase that accurately derived “god” from the text. So, if the Quran is allegedly the perfect book scribed by the faithful Pen, why must it be altered for credibility?

Quran 072.018 wa-anna | and that al-masajida | the mosques lilahi | for the god fala | so not tad’u | call ma’a | withai | the god ahadan | anyone. Or if you prefer: wa-anna al-masajida lilahi fala tad’u ma’a al-lahi ahadan | and that the mosques for the god so not call with the god anyone

In this case, I omitted punctuation and capitalization since neither are present in the Quranic text. And while what I have just presented is irrefutable, Muslim theologians and Arabic scholars would claim every house of worship for their self-justifying lord with the following errant renderings:

Ahmed Ali: All places of worship are for God; so do not invoke any one with God.

Noble Quran: And the mosques are for Allah (Alone), so invoke not anyone along with Allah.

Pickthal: And the places of worship are only for Allah, so pray not unto anyone along with Allah.

Shakir: And that the mosques are Allah's, therefore call not upon any one with Allah:

Yusuf Ali: And the places of worship are for Allah (alone): So invoke not any one along with Allah;

The moral of this story: Never trust the Lord of Islam, the Quran, or a Muslim. Proving my point, the same four “translations” substituted Allah for al-Lahi in this verse as well…

Quran 072.019 “When the slave of al-Lahi stood up invoking in prayer to Him, they just made round him a dense crowd as if sticking one over the other.”

308Literally, “wa-annahu lamma qama abdu al-lahi yad'uhu kadu yakununa alayhi libadan” reads, “and that when stood up slave the To-Him calling him the almost became around him a compacted mass.”

Yahowah liberates and the Rabbi enslaves so they are distinct and unique in these ways. Yahowah never asks anyone to pray or bow in submission while the Lord demands both. Yahowah reaches out to us one at a time, while the Lord of Illusions prefers a dense crowd stacked and ready to burn. Yahowah never works alone and loves his partners and co-workers while the Lord of Annihilation torments alone. Yahowah’s message is healing and transformative while those of the Devil’s Advocate are of no benefit. Yahowah explains His Way and enables the path home and the Quran does not care what route one takes if it leads away from God and unto Satan.

Quran 072.020 “Say, ‘I invoke my Lord alone, and ascribe unto Him no partner.’

Quran 072.021 “Say, ‘It is not in my power to cause you harm. I cannot hurt or benefit you, nor bring you to the right path.’”

Since we are being literal in our present review of the Lord’s perfect recital, he said,

qul innama ad'u rabbi wala ush'riku bihi ahadan | say only I call upon my lord and not I associated with him anyone.

qul inni la amliku lakum darran wala rashadan | say lo! never can protect me from the god anyone and never can I find from besides him any refuge.

In the literal form, the message is strikingly different. So, let’s continue to read it as the Lord spoke it.

Quran 072.022 “Say, ‘Lo! ‘Never can protect me from the god anyone and never can I find from besides him any refuge.

Quran 072.023 But notification from the god and his messages. And whoever disobeys the god and his messenger then, lo!, for him Hell Fire abide therein forever.”

309If Muhammad isn’t safe around his Lord, is anyone? And query me this around the We-Only-Follow-the-Quran-Crowd, how is a Muslim slave supposed to obey the Messenger without the Sunnah and Hadith, where his words are allegedly presented? The only alternative would be to assume “We” includes Muhammad, making him on par with his deity. But if that is so, why is he concerned about protection?

And speaking of peculiarities, why all of the vitriol and tyranny? With the Quran, it is believed that this demonic lord is God, surrender to him as his slave, and do everything he and his non-prophet command, or be tortured by them forevermore. Where is the lesser of two evils in that choice?

Nonetheless, this is Islam in a nutshell. Obey Muhammad or you’ll roast in hell. And for those who might challenge this assessment on the basis that I omitted the Rabbi | Lord, the fact is that neither Allah nor Ar-Rahman ever spoke. They did not so much as wiggle. Their informational value is the equivalent of a Weather Rock. If it’s hot, the sun is shining. If white, it’s snowing. And if wet, you hope it is raining.

The only evidence of the Lord’s existence is found in the hearsay conveyance of Muhammad’s recitals in the Quran and Hadith. And since his story isn’t remotely credible, we are left with the deranged rantings in pursuit of mindless and submissive slaves.

However, all Muhammad had to do was corrupt a mere handful of lost souls with promises of stolen treasure. Once they obeyed, the profiteer was in a position to force others into submission. And he did, lining the pockets and satiating the cravings of the grotesquely immoral and ignorant men he had lured into his company, Muslims became militants. The militants became murderers. The murderers became terrorists. The terrorists became like 310Muhammad. And Muhammad became more and more like the wannabe god of his Quran. The circle was complete.

Next, we are told that this god needs to have sentinels hang with his messengers to be certain his messages are delivered. Generals are known to assign sentinels, as are political leaders, but gods are supposed to act like gods.

While the process is more tedious for you and for me, it is important we appreciate just how impoverished the Quran is intellectually when it is exposed literally…

Quran 072.024 “Until when they see what they are promised then they will know who weaker helpers and fewer number.

Quran 072.025 Say, ‘Not I know whether is near what you are promised or will appoint for it rabbi | my lord a term.

Quran 072.026 All-Knower the unseen so not he reveals from his unseen to anyone.

Quran 072.027 Except whom he has approved of a Messenger and indeed he makes to march from before him and from behind him a guard.

Quran 072.028 That he may make evident that lo, they have communicated messaged their rabbihim and he has encompassed what with them and he takes account all.”

There you have it. Weaker helpers and fewer numbers, not knowing what is near or far, said the non-prophet and his rabbi. The all-knower knows all but he’s not sharing except through a numbskull too dense to understand. Nonetheless, guards are on the march in the fore and behind. So, lo, it is evident that they have communicated the message of the rabbihim.

Muhammad was a disturbed con man, which makes everything he said relevant because his scheme survived his passing. He succeeded by seducing a sufficient number of misfits into submission to terrorize the world. They poisoned their victims, turning good men bad. Consciences 311were eroded, minds were corroded, and the abused became abusers. And the world paid a horrible price.

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The similarities between Muhammad and Hitler, the Quran and Mein Kampf, are deeply troubling and should be alarming. And while we will delve deeply into these comparisons in the next volume of God Damn Religion, since our full review will not commence for another seven chapters, I want to expose you to some of this now.

The 7^th surah is one of many that tie Islam to terror. It began, as you may recall from our synopsis early in volume one, Snake in the Desert, with Allah launching a blitzkrieg attack on some unsuspecting townsfolk. His line,

Quran 007.004 “And how many of a city We destroyed it and came to it Our terror and torment at night or while were sleeping at noon.

Quran 007.005 Then not was their plea when came to them Our punishment and terrorizing torment except that they said, ‘Lo, indeed we were wrongdoers.’”

And while that was chilling, I’d like to jump past all of the fuss over Iblis failing to bow to Adam and Satan whispering suggestions as a sincere adviser on the proper coverage of private parts while stripping them for unlawful sexual intercourse. Returning to where we left off, we find Allah recreating Auschwitz Concentration Camp, replete with Nazi Muslims. They are so amused by their victims’ torment that they are chatting with them. All the while on the loudspeaker, der Führer is heard justifying the crime.

Quran 007.036 “But those who reject or deny Our Signs and scorn them with arrogance, each are owners and inmates of the Fire, where they will abide forever.

312Quran 007.037 Who is more unjust than one who imputes or invents a lie to al-Lahi or rejects His Signs? Those, their appointed portion and destiny of the Book reaches them until when Our angelic messengers come to them causing them to die.

Say, ‘Where is that to which you cried beside al-Lahi?’ Say, ‘They have left us in the lurch and fled. They will bear witness against themselves for being infidels and disbelievers.’

Quran 007.038 Say, ‘Enter then the Fire with the company of people and nations of the jinn and humankind who passed away before you.’ Every time a fresh batch of people or a nation enters, they will condemn and curse the other.

And when all of them shall have entered, one after the other, they will be gathered all together in the Fire, then the last to come will say of those who had come before them, ‘Our Lord, these misled us, so give them a double torment of the Fire.’ He says, ‘For each one there is double, but you know not.’

Quran 007.039 The first of them will say to the last of them, ‘You were not better than us and have no privilege over us, to taste the torment for what you used to earn.’

Quran 007.040 Verily, they who deny or reject Our Signs, and scorn them, for them the gates of heaven will not be opened, and they will not enter Paradise until the camel goes through the eye of the needle. Thus do We reward the polytheists.

Quran 007.041 Theirs will be a bed of Hell and over them coverings. Thus do We reward the wrongdoers.”

Quran 007.044 “And the dwellers of Paradise will call out to the dwellers of the Fire, ‘We have indeed found true what our Lord had promised us; have you also found true, what your Lord promised?’ They shall say: ‘Yes.’ Then a crier will proclaim between them: ‘The Curse of Allah is on the polytheists and wrongdoers.’

Quran 007.045 Those who hindered from the Path of al-Lahi, and would seek to make it crooked, and they were disbelievers in the Hereafter.

Quran 007.046 And between them will be a barrier screen and on a wall with will be men, who would recognize all by their marks, 313they will call out to the dwellers of Paradise, ‘Salamun ‘Alaikum,’ and at that time they will not yet have entered it, but they will hope to enter with certainty.

Quran 007.047 And when their eyes will be turned towards the dwellers of the Fire, they will say: ‘Our Lord! Place us not with the people who are polytheists and wrongdoers.’

Quran 007.048 And the dwellers on the Heights call unto men whom they know by their marks, ‘What did your multitude and that in which ye took your pride avail you?’”

Quran 007.050 “And the dwellers of the Fire will call to the dwellers of Paradise: ‘Pour on us some water or anything that Allah has provided you with.’ They will say: ‘Both al-Lahu has forbidden to the disbelievers,

Quran 007.051 Who took their religion as an amusement, and the life of the world deceived them.’ So this Day We shall forget them as they forgot their meeting of this Day, and as they used to reject Our proofs.”

My comparison may not have been fair to Nazis. They were calloused murderers, and proficient at extermination, even notorious for justifying their atrocities but, clearly Allah intends far worse than mass annihilation. Indeed, the Quran may be the only book that is more racist, hateful, sadistic, and unhinged than Mein Kampf. Hitler gave six million Jews a bed of fire. Muhammad’s dark spirit could have been his inspiration – and in Allah’s case, there will be no end to their ordeal.

In my quest to understand what I was reading in the Quran, I acquired a copy of Mein Kampf published immediately after Chamberlain signed the Munich Pact giving most of Czechoslovakia to Hitler. The land-for-peace process was complete; the war had yet to begin.

With that in mind, I want to quote from the translators’ introduction. As I do, I want you to mentally substitute 9/11 and 10/7, along with the cry for the Two-State Solution for 314the annexation of Czechoslovakia, Muhammad for Hitler, the Quran for Mein Kampf, and Islam for Nazism.

“The pact of Munich [9/11] has awakened the American public as never before to the seriousness to the world and to themselves of the Nazi [Islamic] program and consequently to the possible significance of every page of the book that can justly be regarded as the Nazi [Islamic] gospel. Here, in its entirety, for the American people to read and to judge for themselves, is the work that has sold in Germany [the Nation of Islam] by the millions, and which is the best-written evidence of the character and spirit of Adolf Hitler [Muhammad and Allah] and his government. Mein Kampf [the Quran] gives the full flavor of the author’s mind, conveying his motivations.”

Discussing the rise of a doctrine tepid by comparison to Allah and Islam, the translators warned, “Hitler [Muhammad and Allah] was not an artist in literary expression, but a political profiteer often indifferent to grammar and syntax. Mein Kampf [the Quran] is a propagandistic essay by a violent partisan. As such, it often warps historical truth, sometimes ignoring it completely. We have, therefore, felt it our duty to accompany the text with factual information, which constitutes an extensive critique of the original. No American would like to assume responsibility for giving the public a text which, if not tested in the light of diligent inquiry, might convey the impression that Hitler [Muhammad] was writing history rather than propaganda.”

Other than one tome was written and the other rant was oral, and Muhammad had camels and swords while the Nazis possessed aircraft and guided missiles, the similarities and consequences are striking.

Fifty million people perished because we did not heed these words: “In conclusion, read Mein Kampf [the Quran] with a clear eye and the book will show you what manner 315of man der Führer [the Prophet] is – one who as a boy had nothing excepting a passionate belief that Germany [the Nation of Islam] must obtain a larger place in the sun with the help of the sword.

“The engines of industry now spin round in trepidation, and the engines of war are piled giddily in higher and higher pyramids. Already the latter are all that really count – the former only serves to create an illusion. There will be no stopping this doctrine until in the world of ideas or ideals there are those which are stronger than those contained in Mein Kampf [the Quran]. It is our profound conviction that as soon as enough people have seen through this book, lived with it until its revelations are so startlingly vivid that all else is obscured by comparison, the tide will begin to turn.

“We have the deepest regard for the German [Arab] people… so we have elected to set down without malice, yet with all the truth that we can muster, the record of Hitler [Muhammad] and his Struggle [Recital].”

Today, the stakes are much higher. With weapons of mass destruction, a billion may die in the wake of our ignorance. So, in an attempt to mediate, at least for Israel, what is now inevitable, in the Mein Kampf chapter, I will compare Hitler’s call to war with the Quran’s incitement of terrorism, and Nazism to Islam. But between now and then, take a deep breath and continue to journey with me through the mind and motivations of Hitler’s twin, the wannabe Prophet Muhammad.

Muslims claim that the 103^rd surah is a matchless specimen. Affirming the ability of religion to incapacitate reason, Sayyid Abul Ala Maududi wrote in his Tafhim al-Qur’an: “A whole world of meaning was compressed into its brief words, which is too vast in content to be fully expressed even in a book. Imams have rightly said that if the people only considered this surah, it alone would suffice for guidance.”

316These are such lofty words of praise, let’s go literal again and deduce the most from the sublime message.

Quran 103.001 “By the time,

Quran 103.002 Lo, mankind surely in loss,

Quran 103.003 Except those who believe and do right and enjoin to the truth and enjoin to patience.”

That’s it – start to finish. While it was neither really good nor really bad, at least it was really short.

I’m curious, what time is it? Since this Quran was supposed to be the final and greatest message to mankind, why is humankind still lost? Does the Lord of Delusions actually expect anyone to believe the most universally dishonest book ever written, or is this just window dressing now that they are too afraid to speak out? And should someone come up with the time, are Muslims waiting for Allah to do some tricks beyond sit and stay, like roll over and speak?

Let’s try another blitzkrieg surah…

Quran 104.001 “Woe to every scandal monger and backbiter,

Quran 104.002 The one who amasses wealth and counts it,

Quran 104.003 Thinking that his wealth will make him immortal.”

The impoverished and deprived, indigent boy who naturally craved what others possessed, grew up to become an impoverished and depraved, indigent man. It was progress of sorts, but evidently not satisfying. So Muhammad would scratch his itch by stealing what others had written for his book and what they had earned for his pocket. Then to justify his new career path, Petra’s problem child started projecting his own character flaws onto those he envied, and who had actually done something productive with their lives. It was only natural that he 317would want to feel better about stealing their religion, wives, and lives.

Therefore, the industrious must be scandalmongers because they think that being productive and working for themselves and their families will prolong their lives and make them more fulfilling. But that’s nonsense according to the Lord of Coveting. Successful people are not entitled to what they have earned – just ask the unsuccessful who believe that they are more entitled by virtue of being poor.

Without bright and industrious people who are willing to till the soil and make the products that enhance our lives, there is no economy or food and, thus, no community. Such individuals are typically pragmatists and are seldom delusional. Muhammad was psychotic, however, and a psychopath, who managed to plunder his way to immortality. Thievery and terrorism in Yathrib saved Islam and made a failed prophet infamous.

As a result, Muhammad became what he was assailing in this surah. He amassed so much loot and so many slaves, he was able to fund a private army of militants to expedite the process of plunder. And he counted every person and possession stolen by his mujahid, because, in his industrious scheme, he kept twenty percent of the proceeds.

Therefore, as Chief Operating Officer of the Profitable Prophet Plan, Muhammad is in a Crusher of his own design. Well, at least we can now credit him with being inventive…

Quran 104.004 “Nay! Surely, he will be thrown into the Crusher (that which breaks him into pieces).

Quran 104.005 And what will make you know the Crusher that Breaks him into Pieces?

Quran 104.006 A fire al-Lahi kindled,

Quran 104.007 Which leaps over them penetrating the hearts.

Quran 104.008 Lo, upon them closed over.

318Quran 104.009 In pillars outstretched.”

To each his own I suppose. And for those following in the footsteps of Muhammad, at least now you know where you are headed.

And as an added benefit for all of you Muslim slaves out there in Jihadville, your god will be there waiting for you. It is his Crusher, and he’s pulling the levers.

However, some skepticism may be required because the non-prophet appears to have mixed his metaphors. Fire, as radiant energy, is not solid and cannot crush. And should the flames penetrate the heart, your god’s amusement would be short-lived.

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The 79^th surah, An-Nazi’at | Soul-Snatchers, appears sufficiently sinister to have been among those revealed during Muhammad’s time of unrealized dreams. This early revelation, bearing the name Nazi, opens with oaths sworn by angels akin to the Der Führer’s Schutzstaffel – who were devoted to the extermination of six million Jews. Even the acronym for Soul Snatchers is SS.

Recognizing that he did not enter the Crusher until 1979, I wonder why the illustrious Muslim ideologue, translator, commentator, and terrorism activist, Sayyid Abul Ala Maududi, didn’t relish the obvious connections. Do you suppose the Quran commentator was too busy denying the Holocaust while engaged in exegesis to revive the glory of Islam to notice, removed as he was in Pakistan? Whatever the reason, this enemy of secularism and freedom, this apologist for the imposition of Sharia Law, and founder of the deadly terrorist organization, Jamaat-e-Islami | Society of Islam, skipped right past the Nazis in his 319Tafhim al-Qur’an and gravitated to more hellish torments…

“The people have been told: ‘The hellish torments which you regard as absolutely impossible, are not difficult for Allah, even though He will have to make lengthy preparations. Just a single jolt will upset this system of the world… and the same people who were wont to deny it will be trembling with fear, terror struck at what they thought was impossible.’”

In other words, my conclusions are identical to those of the Muslim sages. Allah is Hell’s Warden and he is fixated on punishing humankind with hellish torments. We only differ when it comes to the reason Allah is so obviously sadistic and demonic.

Al-Maududi continued: “Then, relating the story of the Prophet Moses and Pharaoh, the people have been warned: ‘You know full well what fate the Pharaoh met as a consequence of belying the Messenger and rejecting the guidance brought by him and endeavoring to defeat his mission by trickery and deceit. If you do not learn a lesson from it and do not change your ways and attitude accordingly, you also will have to meet the same fate.’”

While there is a life lesson to be learned by Yahowah accompanying Moseh | One who Draws Out into Mitsraym | the Crucibles of Religious and Political Oppression to yasha’ | liberate the Children of Yisra’el from ‘ebed | slavery through the Miqra’ey | Invitations to be Called Out and Meet with God, to appreciate it, one would have to read the Towrah | Guidance in which it was kathab | written for our edification 3,471 years ago – not to this misappropriated and twisted hearsay recital 1,402 years ago. Stealing and then misrepresenting what was written by others is called plagiarism, and it is wrong.

Quran 079.001 “By those (angels) who violently tear out (the souls of the disbelievers), and drag them to destruction,

Quran 079.002 By those meteors rushing by, undoing gently,

320Quran 079.003 By the lone stars, floating in space, swimming along (angels or planets),

Quran 079.004 Then press forward, outpacing the others as in a race (the angels, or stars, or horses [the translators added, clueless as to what their god was trying to say]),

Quran 079.005 And by those who govern the event or regulate the affair, then arrange to do.”

Since none of the translators, editors, and augmenters of the Lord’s recital seemed to understand if their god was addressing violent angels, gentle meteors, floating stars, racehorses, or governors, I thought we’d benefit from a composite translation. But should you prefer that we remain literal, the inarticulate un-god revealed the following to his illiterate non-prophet:

“By those who extract violently, and those who draw out gently, and those who glide, swimming, and those who race each other, a race, and those who arrange a matter,…”

Therefore, we might conclude that this Quranic passage was incomprehensible. And the salient lesson might be that Snakes impersonate God poorly when not associating with literate representatives.

Once again, to perceive this through the dancing pens of Islamic propagandists, here is a synthesis of their scriptural interpretations…

Quran 079.006 “On the Day the convulsive shatters convulsively, when the first trump resoundeth, and the quaking one shall quake in violent commotion (and everybody will die),

Quran 079.007 Followed by the second blast, the blowing followith it of what must happen afterwards, oft-repeated.

Quran 079.008 Hearts on that day shall palpitate, pounding painfully in fear, anxiety, and agitation.

Quran 079.009 Their eyes cast down, lowered in submission.

Quran 079.010 They say, ‘Shall we go back to our original state, returned to our former life, restored?

321Quran 079.011 Even after we are rotten crumbled bones?’

Quran 079.012 They say, ‘Then that would be a vain proceeding, a return with loss in that case.’

Quran 079.013 But it shall be only a single blast, cry, or shout,

Quran 079.014 When, lo, they will wake up suddenly, finding themselves over the earth alive after their death.”

Muhammad is having fun now. You can almost see him getting all lathered up as he damns his rivals.

Do you suppose this is comprehensible in the Lord’s own words? Let’s see… “Day will quake the quaking one followed it the subsequent. Hearts that Day will beat, their eyes bowed. They say, ‘Lo, we will be returned to the former state. What! When we are bones decayed.’ They say, ‘This then a return losing.’ Then only it a shout single. And lo, they awakened.”

In all fairness, threatening people who are apparently better informed on the subject of bodily resurrection, with the impossibility of it occurring, is not for the faint of heart. Even the disbelievers recognized that a physical resurrection would be counterproductive. So, this pagan myth with a new sadistic twist was a hard sell.

Nevertheless, with an impotent un-god, the non-prophet was in a pickle. He needed something suitably horrible to lure the weak-minded into capitulation and, other than pilfering and perverting the Towrah, this was the best he could offer.

Therefore, what appears to be an unintelligible transition, suddenly makes some sense. They needed some proof that they were more than bluster and that they were not delusional. The easiest way to accomplish that in their wee little brains was to pretend to be Yahowah and Moseh. And what’s miraculous about this is that Muslims actually believe them.

322Sly as ever, the Lord of Purloining and the Messenger of Plagiarizing, had the audacity to ask the Jews and Christians in Petra if they had heard their story.

Quran 079.015 “Has the story of Musa | Moses reached you?

Quran 079.016 When Rabbuhu | his Lord called in Tuwa’s holy vale, in the sacred valley of Tuwa,

Quran 079.017 ‘Go to Fir’aun (Pharaoh) who has become refractory, lo, verily, becoming inordinate and rebellious, transgressing all bounds,

Quran 079.018 And say, “Wouldst thou that thou shouldst be purified, growing by purifying yourself?

Quran 079.019 And then that I guide you to your Rabbi | Lord, so that you may come to fear Him?”’”

Naked and alone, bereft of editors and expositors, the Rabbi said in Quran 079.015-019…

“Hal ataka hadithu musa idh nadahu rabbuhu bil-wadi al-muqadasi tuwan idh’hav ila fir’awna innahu tagha faqul hal laka ila an tazakka wa-ahdiyaka ila rabbi ka fatakhsha – Has come to you a story Musa when called him his Lord in the valley the sacred Tuwa? Go to Firaun, indeed, he transgressed and said, ‘Would you to that purify yourself? And I will guide you to your Lord so you would fear.’”

When seeking to locate the “Holy Vale of Tura,” to no surprise, every source was Islamic. Outside of religious mythology, it does not exist. However, what I learned when canvassing the Islamic sources is that I was correct in suggesting that the purpose of this surah was to equate the great enslaver, Muhammad, with the great liberator, Moseh. The balderdash begins: “The Valley of Tuwa is the well alongside which Prophet Muhammad (PBUH) camped for a night during the conquest of Makkah. According to Islamic history, it is believed that the next day, Prophet Muhammad (PBUH) took a bath using the water from Bir Tuwa, and then performed Salah prayer, 323before entering Makkah. It has now become one of the most famous places to visit in Makkah.”

Therefore, the Rabbi of Islam met with Musa in Muhammad’s bathtub. And since Moseh would return to this same place to receive the Towrah, it was all washed up too. And for further elucidation, the obscure name, tuwa, in Arabic, actually means “twice done,” suggesting that Musa and Muhammad venerated the same turf. However, while Allah’s little helpers took this ball and ran with it, since tura is the Syriac word for “mountain,” something was lost in translation. Also incriminating, according to an article scribed by Uri Rubin of Tel Aviv University, “in the Midrash, rabbis used tuwan (the spelling found in the Quran) to speak of a place in which the sanctity of the Holy Land was enveloped.”

The story of the Islamic Musa is a fable, like the rest of the Quran. Pharaoh Thutmose III was no more inordinate than his predecessors. And he could not have been rebelling against his Lord because he was his Lord. And this means that “Wouldst thou that thou shouldst be purified, growing by purifying yourself? And then that I guide thee to your Lord, that thou shouldst fear Him,” is as it appears – nonsense. But at least they were able to work in the bathtub on the way to battle with the idea of purification. And who said that these guys were numbskulls?

As for the rest of the story, the Lord’s errors were not careless. They were part of a twisted plan. The non-prophet and un-god were floundering among these primitive people. They were being mocked mercilessly. So to redeem themselves, our charlatans needed to make their self-serving quest to appear Godly appear credible. So he elected to corrupt the Exodus story from the Torah. Only it didn’t fit. Moses wasn’t sent as a messenger to preach to Pharaoh; he was sent to free his people from bondage. Therefore, the Devil and his Advocate had to corrupt the 324most famous liberation account ever told to serve their quest to enslave the unwary.

Quran 079.020 “Then showed him the great and mighty sign.

Quran 079.021 But disavowed and disobeyed.

Quran 079.022 Then he turned back hastily, striving hard.

Quran 079.023 Then he gathered and cried aloud,

Quran 079.024 Saying, ‘I am your Lord, most high.’

Quran 079.025 So, the God seized him with the punishment for his last and first, the after and former.

Quran 079.026 Verily, in this is a lesson for the feareth.”

The story was stolen, the valley was contrived, the Lord and Pharaoh were unnamed, the problem was exaggerated, and the intent was errantly conveyed, while the sign was undisclosed, and the response nonsensical, leaving only the cry possible, except, while Pharaoh projected the notion he was the son of Rah, he would never have said that he was the Most High. Even his name, ‘Menkheperre Tuthmosis’ means: “Lasting is the Manifestation of Ra Born of Thoth,” thereby revealing that he was a descendant of these gods. And of course, there was no seizer, in fact, just the opposite.

However, from Satan’s perspective, the first sign was the greatest. During it, there were snakes slithering on the floor. And so, this is one of the few purloined Towrah tales in which Allah was actually present. Score a second point for the Devil. Well played.

And yet, the Plagiarizing Prophet may have banged his head a few many times on Allah during prostrations. Yahowah never seized Pharaoh, nor did He make an example of him. All Yahowah did was up the ante until Pharaoh Thutmose let His people go. The truth simply didn’t fit the Lord’s agenda or capabilities.

325Muhammad couldn’t even coax his spirit to turn a snake into a stick. But alas, without these bastardized Torah stories, the Quran would have been a very thin book – a pamphlet at best. So now without segue, we jump to:

Quran 079.027 “What! Are you the harder to create, or is heaven that He built?

Quran 079.028 He raised its height, and put it into a right good state.

Quran 079.029 Its night He covers with darkness, and its splendor He brings out.

Quran 079.030 And after that He spread the earth.

Quran 079.031 And brought out its water and its pastures.

Quran 079.032 And stabilized the mountains, firmly fixed.

Quran 079.033 A convenience for you and for your cattle.”

This must be a trick question, because we are harder to create. You can find Allah’s heaven replicated in any whorehouse.

And even if we were to pass on this opportunity to mock the un-maker, scientists have long been able to explain the formation of stars, planets, and moons with physics, but not life. It is far more sophisticated with its three-dimensional DNA code orchestrating the complex cellular systems in which souls reside. We are more than the sum of our parts.

The night is not covered in darkness, it is the relative absence of light for those on the opposite side of the sun during the Earth’s rotation on its axis. This leads us to the realization that the universe is spread out and expanding, but not the Earth – nor is it flat. As for mountains stabilized for the convenience of cattle, I’m beginning to think that the Lord may be hallucinating.

So, that’s enough goodness. It’s back to being bad…

326Quran 079.034 “But when the greatest catastrophe, the predominating calamity comes,

Quran 079.035 The Day when man shall remember that he strove for,

Quran 079.036 And Hell made visible to him who can see.

Quran 079.037 Then, for him who disbelieved inordinately,

Quran 079.038 And preferred the life of this world,

Quran 079.039 Lo! Verily, Hell will be his abode.”

At this point, one would have to be living under a rock to miss the obvious. This Snake and wannabe god is insistent upon delivering an overwhelming calamity, a catastrophe of unmitigated and hellish proportions. Satan’s fixation on our demise is in sharp contrast to God. Yahowah is offering the Covenant and the Devil the abode of Hell. With choices like these, it is little wonder why the Lord of our Demise is opposed to freewill.

In a verse that could define hypocrisy; Muhammad, the ultimate sexual pervert, rapist, pedophile, and libertine, tells us that those who refrain from carnal desires will be rewarded with lust…

Quran 079.040 “But he who feared standing before his Lord, and restrained himself from impure lustful desires,

Quran 079.041 Lo, verily, Paradise will be his abode, a Garden of Bliss.”

While this wasn’t the most demonic surah or the most dimwitted, it was the most poorly written. It’s little wonder Muslims say the Quran cannot be translated.

One of the problems with being Lord Chicken Little is that when the sky does not fall, those who are not chickens will start cackling. And if there is no answer, as in the case of this Cock-a-doodle-doo, the other roosters will start selling tickets to see the screaming chicken who has lost his head.

327And in this case, Satan didn’t actually know, nor did his birdbrained messenger. So they proposed that it was just a day or two away, like an afternoon and morning. But if you want to book your ticket now to the big show, better make that 1,035,118 sunsets and sunrises from this pronouncement.

And since I know the exact moment of Satan’s Day of Doom – sunset in Jerusalem, 6:22 PM, a Sunday evening October 2^nd, 2033 / Yowm Kipurym in year 6000 Yah – how is it that they are unaware of the single most disastrous moment in Islamic history?

Quran 079.042 “They ask you, ‘When will it come to port, and is the time fixed?’

Quran 079.043 Why, What do you have to do with explaining it since you have no knowledge to say anything?

Quran 079.044 To your Lord belongs the term thereof.

Quran 079.045 You are only a warner for those who fear it.

Quran 079.046 The Day they see it, it will seem they had stayed in the world but only an evening or its turning into dawn, not tarrying but for an afternoon or a morning.”

Should you think that the composite translations are somehow unfair and that the brain trust of Islam couldn’t have actually admitted to being clueless about their own demise, here is a more literal rendering…

Quran 079.042-046 “They ask you about the hour when its arrival. In what you of mention it. To your Rabbi its finality. Only you a warner who fears it. As though they Day they see it not they had remained except an evening or a morning thereof.”

That was worse. But what did you expect from the Nazi SS?

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328Thus far we have reviewed over 40 surahs, more than a third of the un-god’s non-book. We have yet to encounter anything profound, or anything that resembles something true and moral. And as we turn the page to the 80^th surah, ‘Abasa | He Frowned, we discover that it opens without the benefit of an identified subject, object, occasion, or purpose. So, I thought I’d present it without the benefit of embellishment. This is literally from the Lord’s lips…

Quran 080.001 “(He) frowned and turned away,”

Quran 080.002 Because came to him the blind man.

Quran 080.003 But what would make you know per chance that he might purify himself,

Quran 080.004 Or be reminded so would benefit him the reminder?

Quran 080.005 As for who considers himself free from need,

Quran 080.006 So you to him give attention.

Quran 080.007 And not blame upon you that he purifies not.

Quran 080.008 But as for who came to you striving hard,

Quran 080.009 And he fears,

Quran 080.010 So you neglect, distracted.

Quran 080.011 Nay, lo, it a reminder.

Quran 080.012 So whosoever wills may remember it,

Quran 080.013 In leaves honored,

Quran 080.014 Exalted, purified,

Quran 080.015 In hands scribes,

Quran 080.016 Noble, obedient.

Quran 080.017 Be cursed man how ungrateful is he?

Quran 080.018 From what thing He created him?

Quran 080.019 From nutfah He created him then He proportioned him,

329Quran 080.020 Then the way He made easy for him.

Quran 080.021 Then He causes him to die and buries him in a grave.

Quran 080.022 Then when He wills, He will resurrect him.

Quran 080.023 Nay! But not done what He commanded.

Quran 080.024 Then let look the man at his food,

Quran 080.025 That poured the water abundance,

Quran 080.026 Then We cracked the earth open splitting in fragments,

Quran 080.027 Then We caused to grow therein grain,

Quran 080.028 And grapes, and green fodder,

Quran 080.029 And olives, and date palms,

Quran 080.030 And gardens, thick foliage,

Quran 080.031 And fruits, and fodder,

Quran 080.032 A provision for you and for your cattle.

Quran 080.033 But when comes the Deafening Blast,

Quran 080.034 Day will flee a man from his brother,

Quran 080.035 And his mother, and his father,

Quran 080.036 And his wife, and his children.

Quran 080.037 For every man among them that Day a matter occupying him (making him careless of others).

Quran 080.038 Faces that Day bright,

Quran 080.039 Laughing, rejoicing at good news,

Quran 080.040 And faces that Day upon them dust,

Quran 080.041 Will cover them darkness,

Quran 080.042 Those they the disbelievers, the wicked.”

Grammatical errors, omissions, and poor writing quality aside, this surah demonstrates why Ishaq’s Sira is more essential to Islam than the Quran. Without the context 330his chronology of oral reports provides, this Quranic story, like all others, is incomprehensible.

Ishaq explains that while trying to promote himself, Muhammad ignored this poor blind man (Abdallah bin Umm) in favor of a Quraysh chief. The reason was obvious. The chief had everything Muhammad coveted, and the blind man didn’t. Teaching the blind man would not “profit him.”

This claim to obedient scribes in leaves honored and exalted delivers yet another open-and-shut case, condemning Muhammad as a fraud. There were no Quranic scribes at this point, and nothing of the Quran was written. The first Islamic scribe to appear on the scene during Muhammad’s lifetime resigned within days of accepting the job, only to be hunted down and assassinated by the illiterate messenger. Therefore, staying in character, the first time Muhammad’s wannabe god said something nice about someone, Muhammad killed them.

Any flirtation between Islam and rational thought died an ugly death during these early revelations. Mutually exclusive doctrines were praised and repudiated, treated as if they were the same and separate. Islam self-destructed, as did its un-god and his non-prophet. Now, if it would only die in the minds of those who use it to terrorize the world.

Since it is a Quranic favorite, I thought I would share a couple of nutfah drop specials…

Bukhari:V4B55N546 “The Prophet said, ‘If a man has sexual intercourse with his wife and gets discharge first, the child will resemble the father, and if the woman gets discharge first, the child will resemble her.’”

Bukhari:V4B55N550 “The Prophet said, ‘Allah has appointed an angel in the womb, and the angel says, “Lord, a drop of semen discharge. Lord, a clot, Lord, a piece of flesh.”

And then, if Allah wishes to complete the child’s creation, the angel will say. “Lord, male or a female? Lord, wretched or blessed 331in religion? What will his livelihood be? What will his age be?” The angel writes all this while the child is in the womb of its mother.’”

This lecture on man’s four-month gestation follows an assertion that Muhammad’s insights were “truly inspired,” and thus scripture…

Bukhari:V4B54N430 “Allah’s Apostle, the true and truly inspired said, ‘Regarding the matter of the creation of a human being: humans are put together in the womb of the mother in forty days. Then he becomes a clot of thick blood for a similar period. He becomes a piece of flesh for forty days.

Then Allah sends an angel who is ordered to write four things: the new creature’s deeds, livelihood, date of death, and whether he will be blessed or wretched. He will do whatever is written for him.’”

Professor Muhammad went on to explain the following to his biology and anatomy students:

Bukhari:V4B54N506 “When a human being is born, Satan touches him at both sides of the body with his two fingers. That is why it cries.”

Bukhari:V7B71N665 “The Prophet said, ‘No contagious disease is conveyed without Allah’s permission.’”

Fortunately, there is a cure…

Bukhari:V4B54N537 “The Prophet said, ‘If a house fly falls in your drink, you should dip it (in the drink), for one of its wings has a disease and the other has the cure for the disease.’”

However, since fevers are the result of disease and since Allah lives in hell...

Bukhari:V4B54N484 “I heard the Prophet saying, ‘Fever is from the heat of the Hell Fire.’”

The Lord of Man’s Demise has prepared punishments so horrific that men and women will abandon their 332children, parents, and spouses, to avoid enduring it. I dare say, there is no Allah, but Allah.

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The Crown Prince of Positive Quranic Spin, the illustrious al-Maududi, took time away from being a terrorist to introduce his Lord’s next divine revelation.

“In the 81^st surah, Allah defends his Messenger. ‘Whatever Muhammad is presenting before you is not the bragging of a madman, nor an evil suggestion inspired by Satan, but the word of a noble, exalted and trustworthy messenger sent by Us, whom Muhammad has seen with his own eyes in the bright horizon of the clear sky in broad daylight.’”

With this stirring sendoff, and that is actually what it says, we find that the 81^st surah begins as the 80^th ends – with the calamitous Day of Doom.

Quran 081.001 “When the sun is wrapped up and overthrown,

Quran 081.002 And when the stars fall, scatter, and darken,

Quran 081.003 When the mountains move, passing away,

Quran 081.004 When the pregnant she-camels are neglected,

Quran 081.005 When the beasts are herded together,

Quran 081.006 When the seas are set ablaze, boiling over,

Quran 081.007 When souls are sorted and joined with bodies,

Quran 081.008 When the little girl buried alive is questioned,

Quran 081.009 For what sin was she killed?”

The Quran remains mired in the Lord’s demented Day of Doom. This time, the sun gets all wound up and is overthrown – but why and by whom? The stars may fall, perhaps dim, or be scattered – but it is no matter which of these will occur since something bad is going to happen to them. And because the sky is falling, the mountains are 333fleeing. Even the beloved she-camel is neglected in her most pressing hour. Then with beasts gathered in raucous anticipation, the seas will be set on fire as water boils and burns. This is when bones and souls will meet in preparation for the Lord’s torment. And the first order of business will be to ask a little girl to confess to the sin she committed to deserve her punishment – all serving as proof that this nightmarish world will be under Sharia Law.

As further evidence that the Devil is hallucinating, he purports to have a book on this day…

Quran 081.010 “When the pages are open and books are spread,

Quran 081.011 When the sky is stripped off and unveiled, torn away and removed,

Quran 081.012 When Hell is kindled, and fiercely set ablaze,

Quran 081.013 When the Garden of Bliss is brought near,

Quran 081.014 Every person will know what he has brought.”

It is a busy, busy day in the neighborhood. But, if they’ll pardon the interruption, where are they going to find enough Muslims to do this accounting and then read one hundred billion splayed periodicals? And how are they going to see them without a sun or stars providing any light while the sky is being torn away?

Silly me, the Lord will ignite the Hell Fires and kindle a suitable flame for all to perceive that the Gardens of Bliss are beckoning. But alas, the little girls intended for the brothels are buried. What’s a jihadist to do?

Moreover, there is another fly in the ointment. Islam can’t predestine men to their fates and then say that their destiny is based upon their deeds. This is an irreconcilable contradiction. It confirms that the author wasn’t rational – not that we needed additional proof.

334What seems like a very long time ago, while mesmerized with Allah’s many conflicting creation accounts, we had occasion to consider the next portion of this surah. It may actually be less credible than what proceeded it. And like the opening salvo, this is a long, run-on sentence…

Quran 081.015 “But nay! So, I swear by the receding planets,

Quran 081.016 Those which run swiftly, hiding themselves,

Quran 081.017 The closing night as it dissipates and departs,

Quran 081.018 The rising dawn as it breathes away the darkness,

Quran 081.019 Lo, it is indeed the word of a noble messenger,

Quran 081.020 Possessor of power with Owner of the throne secure,

Quran 081.021 One to be obeyed and worthy of trust.

Quran 081.022 And not your companion mad or possessed,

Quran 081.023 For surely, he saw him in the horizon clear.

Quran 081.024 And not he on the unseen a withholder or a tenacious concealer.

Quran 081.025 And not it word of Satan accursed.”

Which is dumber: 1) saying these ridiculous things in the Quran, 2) claiming to be God while proving otherwise, 3) protesting not to be insane and demon-possessed with all evidence to the contrary, 4) insisting that the Quran is the same as the Towrah, or 5) pretending to be the Creator, and to have inspired ‘Adam, Noach, ‘Abraham, Moseh, and Iesu, et al.

Before we critique the most recent soliloquy, for those with the fortitude to check, this translation was markedly different than the one presented in the Would You Believe chapter of Snake in the Desert. They are both valid, even though they were composed differently. This one, for example, is a literal rendering derived from an interlinear.

335As stated from the outset, I have heretofore presented a composite rendering of the most popular and esteemed translations of the Quran. Since it is readily apparent that no one seems to know what “Allah” was trying to convey, they differ appreciably. Therefore, the most responsible approach has been to present a consensus where possible and a more complete spectrum when interpretations were too varied to rely on a singular rendering.

Two decades ago, this approach produced the most accurate presentation of the Quranic text possible. However, two things have occurred over the ensuing period which affects what you are reading. First, the presentation of Allah and Muhammad’s voices in the Quran and Hadith have been so shrill over the centuries, after posting Prophet of Doom online and conducting 5,000 talk-radio interviews to promote its findings, young Muslims were in a quandary. In the face of what I was sharing, the “Islam is peaceful” and “jihad is a spiritual struggle” arguments were discredited. So, to make their religion appear acceptable, Muslims sanitized the text. They inserted “Allah” when the Quran read “ilah,” “rabbi,” and “Rahman” to dispense with the realization that Allah was a come-lately, then they replaced “terror” with “awe” in many translations to disassociate their god and prophet from Islamic terrorism.

While they were at it, the Muslim Student Association at my alma mater, did two additional things, one annoying, the other helpful. Since there was no consensus guiding the nomenclature of the Hadith, they rearranged their sanitized renderings under a different numbering system, making it slightly more difficult to verify my claims apart from using an online search engine. Then to counter the accusation that students of the Quran were deprived of translation aids available to study the Hebrew text of the Towrah, they began offering Arabic / English interlinears. These not only provide for a literal rendering, conveying the words as they 336are now written, they convey the Arabic terms from which they are derived. But these tools, and there are now many of them, impugn “Allah’s” credibility because they reveal in no uncertain terms just how impoverished and delusional the text of the Quran appears.

Had I taken the easier path to God Damn Religion, I would have copied and pasted from one of a variety of translations and left it at that, giving the erroneous impression that this one version was correct. Knowing otherwise, I invested the time required to compile a rendering that was more complete and accurate. And now, with the benefit of interlinears, I can provide a more literal rendering while still retaining the credibility provided by Arabic linguists and scholars. This approach became essential when I began to notice the inappropriate introduction of Allah’s name into surahs allegedly recited by either ilah | god, rabbi | lord, or Rahman.

And once set upon a path made possible by a plethora of online interlinears, commentaries, and lexicons, I was empowered to present the unvarnished truth about Islam’s un-god and non-prophet. And in this case, they are crazier than a pair of loons, as reckless as the uncoordinated blue-footed booby.

After conveying the dubious accounting of the sun being enveloped like the timid prophet, stars falling from the sky and mountains running for cover, a period of neglected camels and boiling seas, of souls and bones reconnected when little girls are buried alive for their sins, it is then that the Lord finally finds someone to write his books as the sky is removed and hell-fires are kindled alongside the garden of bliss. And so, what before our dazed eyes should appear, but the negation of it all by “Nay!”

But to nay or not to nay, the swearing continues, this time as the planets run away and hide themselves – perhaps 337in shame over what we have just read. If only we could have hitched a ride and fled along with them before the night dissipated long after the sun was removed. Miraculously, the rising dawn appears by breathing away the darkness, thereby prepared to reveal that the Lord has the audacity to claim that he and his non-pen-pal are noble messengers, owners of the throne, possessors of power, who must be obeyed because they are trustworthy!

I’m beginning to feel like the dawn because it takes my breath away. Nevertheless, this all leads to the claim that the unidentified companion is not insane nor possessed when there is no other rational explanation.

Then the Lord of Absurdity protests that the man whom everyone recognized was 50 cards shy of a full deck, really, really, saw the undisclosed “him” on the horizon, clear as can be. This leads to the incongruous and incoherent, “not he on the unseen a withholder.” This parlays us to the most obviously false denial among regrettable renunciations: “It is not the word of Satan.”

But alas, we are three ill-placed negations from the truth, the whole truth, so help me Allah: 1) your companion is mad and is possessed, 2) he is withholding and concealing, and 3) this is the word of Satan.

Maududi’s interpretation of this verse is consistent with Ahmed Ali’s translation. They claim Muhammad saw his Lord, as in Allah. Quran 081.022-025 Ahmed Ali: “Your companion is not mad. He had surely seen Him on the clear horizon. He is not chary of making public the unknown. This is not the utterance of an accursed devil.” But that’s a problem because Aisha said:

Bukhari:V4B54N457 “Whoever claims that the Prophet Muhammad saw his Lord is committing a great fault for he only saw Gabriel in his genuine shape in which he was covering the horizon.”

338The Noble Quran translation agrees with the Hadith. It claims that it was Gabriel on the horizon and goes so far as to add the angel’s name to the text. But surely the Islamic god isn’t suggesting that “Gabriel,” a mere angel, is the Lord of the Throne?

So we are left with nothing but bad choices. The most direct reading has Muhammad saying these grandiose things about himself as the list follows the “messenger.” And it’s senseless to promote an angel to the status of “Lord” unless, of course, that angel is really Satan, whose life’s ambition is to be: “imbued with power, the Lord of the Throne, Mighty, One to be obeyed.”

Let’s take this one step further:

Bukhari:V6B60N378 “Masruq asked Aisha, ‘O Mother of the faithful, did Muhammad see his Lord?’ Aisha said, ‘What you have said makes my hair stand on end! Know that if somebody tells you one of the following things, he is a liar. Whoever tells you that Muhammad saw his Lord, is a liar. Whoever tells you that the Prophet knows what is going to happen tomorrow, is a liar. And whoever tells you that he concealed, is a liar.’ Aisha added. ‘The Prophet saw Gabriel in his true form twice.’”

Therefore, Muhammad lied when he said he was a prophet, and he lied when he claimed that his revelations came from Gabriel on more than two occasions. Therefore, the Quran is 112 surahs too long.

According to the Hadith, Aisha was asked about her husband’s nature. She said: “Muhammad’s character is the Quran.” In other words, he was as deranged, demonic, and duplicitous as the Quran reads. And in this case, Muhammad’s psychotic episode, and resulting visions of grandeur, continued to the bitter end of this surah.

Quran 081.026 “So, where are you going?

Quran 081.027 Not it except a reminder to the alamin | worlds of jinn and men.

339Quran 081.028 For whoever wills among you to take a straight way,

Quran 081.029 And not you will except that wills al-lahu rabbu | the for-him, lord, the alamin | worlds of jinn and men.”

In a composite rendering, this would read:

Quran 081.026 “So whither do you stray and whither you go?

Quran 081.027 This (the Quran) is no less than a reminder to (all) the nations, worlds, and creation (of mankind and jinns).

Quran 081.028 To those of you whomsoever desire, pleases, and wills to go and walk straight.

Quran 081.029 And you will not, shall not, and cannot will, desire, or please, unless Allah wills, the Lord of the worlds, creation (of mankind and jinn).”

Either way, we are left to wonder who is wandering away. Why is this insanity called a “reminder” when it isn’t reminiscent of anything? How can a straight way be discerned from such a serpentine path? And why bother if only the Islamic god’s will matters?

Muslims are quick to denounce any criticism of Islam, claiming that every critique is inaccurate because it cherry-picks verses that make their religion look bad. They may be right. Having analyzed well over one thousand verses from over 40 surahs, every one of them has been bad. So, perhaps the solution is to pick olives out of the Towrah rather than dried and disfigured dates from the Quran. To resolve this problem of garbage in, rubbish out, perhaps we should listen to Yahowah rather than the Rabbi of Jinn.

Then there are those who claim, typically without basis, that infidels take their scriptures out of context. Times have changed, they say. But this charge is a three-edged sword. If the Quran is no longer relevant to our times, why kill people over it? And if it is only relevant when the Quran and Sunnah are juxtaposed, then what are we to make of the resulting debauchery and chaos?

340Some give up defending Islam and simply point an accusing finger at their antagonists, calling them hatemongering racists who are intolerant Islamophobes! Having read these surahs, I’m sure you recognize that for every accusing finger they thrust forward, three more point back at them. In this regard, Muslims are similar to political propagandists. They project their flaws onto their opponents and thereby confusing enough people to thwart an assailant’s effectiveness. Yet the inverse of their charge is true: it is Islam that is racist, hateful, and intolerant. It demonizes all who don’t surrender.

It is, therefore, permissible, even proper, to hate Islam without hating bad Muslim hypocrites who claim to be peaceful, just as it was possible to despise Nazism without hating pacifist Germans. In fact, as is the case with Islam, the German people were the biggest beneficiaries of our fight against Hitler’s demented doctrine. The courage and sacrifice of many freed a terrorized world, Germans included, from a similarly oppressive, racist, warmongering, and demented doctrine.

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Let’s review a few more surahs. Surely we will find something redeeming. The 87^th is from the early Meccan period. And nothing could be better because it is Al-A’la | The Most High. Muslim idealogue and expositor, translator and commentator, Sayyid Abul Ala Maududi wrote in Tafhim-ul-Quran | Towards Understanding the Quran:

“The Prophet was reassured: ‘Do not worry: We shall enable you to recite this Word, then you shall not forget it.’ Then after a lapse of time, on another occasion, when the Resurrection surah was being revealed, the Prophet involuntarily began to rehearse the words of the Revelation. Thereupon it was said: ‘O Prophet do not 341move your tongue to remember this Revelation hastily. It is for Us to explain its meaning.’”

If this sounds repetitious, it’s because it is. No, we have not yet reviewed the 87^th surah, but unable to remember what he said, from one surah to the next, Muhammad had an annoying habit of repeating himself. While this peculiar “tongue movement” obsession is covered multiple times, it’s a Quranic piker compared to Pharaoh and Moses. Their singular encounter was replayed fifty times. Muhammad must have loved plagues.

Bukhari:V8B77N616 “Allah’s Apostle said, ‘Plague is a means of torture which Allah sends upon whom-so-ever He wishes.’”

As for forgetfulness, consider: Bukhari:V6B61N550 “The Prophet said, ‘It is a bad thing that some of you say, “I have forgotten such-and-such verse of the Quran.” For indeed, I have been caused to forget it. So you must keep on reciting the Quran because it escapes faster than a runaway camel.’”

Yes, I know that we’ve been through a tongue-lashing previously. It occurred in Quran 075.016-019. So, either the Lord is not mindful or the Snake was not pleased with his non-prophet’s tongue – perhaps not sufficiently forked. Scout’s honor, this is our first time through the High and Mighty 87^th.

Quran 087.001 “Glorify name your Rabbi the Most High,

Quran 087.002 The One who created, then proportions,

Quran 087.003 And the One who measured, determines, and ordains laws, then directs and guided,

Quran 087.004 And the One who brings out the pasture,

Quran 087.005 And then makes it rusty stubble.”

Muslims were told to glorify the name of their Lord before they were told his name. They don’t notice this omission because they recite the Quran in the order in which it was assembled, not in the order it was revealed.

342While chronology and context are essential to understanding, by correcting the haphazard way the Quran was assembled to put it into the context of Muhammad’s life, a host of serious concerns emerge. Among them, Allah doesn’t become the Islamic god until late in the game.

The lack of guidance is also a problem. You could put the full measure of what the dark spirit has provided in the first 40 surahs chronologically in a thimble. It’s not only insufficient; it’s perplexing. Curiously, the Islamic god’s guidance has failed to include any of the “Ten Commandments,” which is odd since he claimed to have written the Torah.

In fact, his messenger would systematically violate all of them. He led Muslims into slavery rather than liberating them. He turned a graven image, a Black Stone, into a god and promoted a religion. He bowed down, prostrating himself to the former idol. He not only ignored Yahowah’s name, but He created a false doctrine around the names of the Lord, Ar-Rahman, and Allah. He renounced the Sabbath. He rebuked his father and mother and severed family ties. He committed murder and adultery countless times. Stealing became his passion; he called it booty. He bore false witness and became one of history’s most egregious cons. Coveting money, power, and sex drove him to create Islam. Muhammad couldn’t have done more violence to the core teaching of the Torah if he had tried.

As for his god, he had a way, but it led invariably to the Day of Doom. He had a decided preference, but it was to torture. And he had his own unique style, but it was consistently demonic.

Quran 087.006 “We will make you recite so not you will forget,

Quran 087.007 Except what al-Lahu | the For-Him wills. Lo!, Verily, He knows the manifest and what is hidden.”

Holy untended camel! The entire herd has just taken flight and headed for the hill, hoping to arrive before they 343run away. This is catastrophic, well beyond the jinn recommending the Quran or the stars having houses. The unmitigated disaster begins with the order to recite so you don’t forget rather than write it down so that there is an enduring record. And why bother with either if this was supposedly scribed by the pen billions of years ago?

Worse, the Quranic God wants some of what he has recited rescinded. So much for the notion that this “book” was perfect. So much for the notion that whatever Allah willed was written long ago. So much for the belief that the Lord of Arabia is God. Toss it all away.

Looking for a way to contradict themselves when the urge arose, the Devil and his Advocate just assassinated one another. Holy, Holy, Lord, God, Almighty, what have we done? And yet, since this tandem suicide pact was not among the forgotten, it’s hard to imagine what the Lord wanted erased.

Muhammad is not only admitting that he forgets some of what he claims his god has revealed, but he is proposing that his forgetfulness is his god’s fault. How can he be god’s last messenger if he can’t remember the final message?

But once again there was a method behind the madness. Muhammad wanted his revelations to be accepted as godly during a time when his contemporaries called his duplicitous and sadistic recitals the uninspired rantings of a demon-possessed maniac. To mute his mockers, he had to overcome a problem of his own creation.

The Jews, Christians, and monotheistic Arabs in Petra knew that real “scripture” was supposed to be enduring, not myopic; that Godly instructions didn’t change to suit the moment or the man, nor were they internally contradictory. Muhammad’s contemporaries recognized that this charlatan’s prose didn’t meet these criteria. Far too much 344of it was specific to his personal situation and meaningless beyond it. Worse, it was demonic and mean-spirited. So Muhammad insisted that changes and contradictions were part of god’s plan. And in the 2^nd surah, he took this preposterous notion to the level of comedy. The Lord of Duplicity said: “When We cancel a Message or throw it into oblivion We replace it with a better one.”

In the Hadith, we discover that this prophet couldn’t be trusted:

Bukhari:V7B67N427 “The Prophet said, ‘If I take an oath and later find something else better than that, then I do what is better and expiate my oath.’”

Bukhari:V6B60N8 “Umar said, ‘Our best Quran reciter is Ubai. And in spite of this, we leave out some of his statements because Allah’s Apostle himself said, “Whatever verse or revelation We abrogate or cause to be forgotten We bring a better one.”’”

This is one of the advantages of having reordered the Quran chronologically. If one verse encourages peace and another contradicts it by ordering Muslims to fight and kill, the one that came later cancels the earlier one – casting peaceful Islam into oblivion. And as you will discover in due time, the Quran’s most violent surahs are its last revealed, making jihad Islam’s legacy.

Quran 087.008 “And We will ease you to the ease, smooth, and slow.

Quran 087.009 So remind if profitable the reminder.”

We have known it from the beginning. I’m just glad the Quran admitted the obvious. For Muhammad, “profitable the reminder.” The Devil’s Advocate recognized what every tyrant knows: tell a lie often enough and enough people will believe it for you to profit from it.

Quran 087.010 “He will pay heed who fears, and he who fears will mind.”

345This verse proclaims the means behind the madness. Fear serves Islam the same way it functions within all totalitarian societies. Fear causes people to mind – to obey. It is the story behind Machiavelli’s The Prince, in which the ends justify the means. In counseling future popes, the Italian aristocrat concluded that fear was a more effective way to manipulate and control the faithful than kindness. The god who would be Allah concurs.

Now you know why Muhammad found it profitable to frighten his kin with tales of a hateful god, eager to burn them. Now you know why hell’s torments were so vividly described. And now you know why Muhammad became a terrorist.

Throughout time, despotic tyrants like Muhammad have risen to infamy and have amassed fortunes by deploying the politics of fear and intimidation. While much of the Quran has been foolish, fretful, and fanatical, this edgy note is far more menacing.

Fear is essential to any dictatorial regime. It was the control mechanism of the Pax Romana and the purpose of the Inquisition. Fear is the reason we see blind obedience in every Muslim state. While this platitude was political, not religious, and sinister, not inspirational, we have finally found something true in the Quran.

The Lord of Fear evidently recognized that he was playing a losing hand and that everyone wouldn’t cower in submission. Therefore, to blunt the impact of his failure, he warned his slaves that there would be those who taunt and mock him and them. But not to worry Muslims because the God of Doom and Lord of Pain is threatening to burn his adversaries. Even without an asbestos suit, I’ll bet my soul it isn’t going to happen.

Quran 087.011 “Will avoid and flout it the unfortunate one,

Quran 087.012 The one entering and burning in the great fire.

346Quran 087.013 Then not he will die therein and not will live.”

It’s one, the other, or neither, not both. The Lord’s adversary cannot be tortured forevermore if he dies. And once again we must ask: if Islam’s god is so proficient at terrorizing entire communities, cities, and nations, annihilating them, why can’t he deal with an antagonist in real-time?

I would tell Muslims and their god, if they are so certain that the one who will become Allah is all-knowing and all-powerful, able to do anything, and if he is so insistent on torturing men like me, come get me – wannabe God to man. If Allah has to inspire a Muslim to terrorize me than all that proves is that Islam and the Quran encourage terrorism and murder – proving my point. But fair warning, since Yahowah is God and Allah is Satan, it will not be a fair fight.

And so now, the impotent Lord of Forgetful Surahs, wants Muslims to believe that if they magnify his name and prostrate themselves to him, they will be as successful as Gaza after having terrorized, raped, tortured, mutilated, kidnapped, and murdered Jews.

Quran 087.014 “Certainly, has succeeded who purifies himself,

Quran 087.015 And remembers the name of his Lord and prays, prostrating himself (in five compulsory prayers).”

Although this might sound religious, being flung or flinging folks into the fire isn’t a recommended form of self-purification. And since the Lord determines what everyone does, and has already determined who roasts and who gloats, what is the function of the Islamic laundromat?

Further, since Allah’s name has yet to be mentioned in the Quran, whose name are Muslims supposed to remember? And even then, what is a Muslim to do when they learn that the God of the Towrah, Yahowah, has a different name and an entirely different message? For 347example, not only is Yahowah opposed to prayers, He told us that apart from His name, there is no life.

It is becoming increasingly clear, that even with all of the bluster and bravado, the Lord is a defeated deity. And he knows it. After all, we’ve seen his entire repertoire, and apart from falsely claiming relationships he had no involvement in, he’s got nothing but doom and gloom. As I have stated, this is the worst attempt to impersonate God ever undertaken.

Quran 087.016 “Nay! You prefer the life of the world,

Quran 087.017 While the Hereafter is better and more lasting.

Quran 087.018 Lo! Verily, this is in the former Scriptures,

Quran 087.019 Scriptures of Ibrahim and Musa.”

Wrong again, and in many ways. Apart from Moseh, nothing is known about Abraham. We have nothing in writing dating back to his time. Also, the God who formed the Covenant with ‘Abraham, is Yahowah, not Allah. And Yahowah is also the God of Moseh – unequivocally, inarguably, and undeniably. To claim otherwise is to be ignorant and irrational, and, of course, Muslim.

The Towrah explains the path away from human religious and political influences like Islam, and away from Lords like Allah, and unto Yahowah. However, it has very little to say about the “hereafter,” either in Shamaym or She’owl. There are no bodily resurrections, no low-hanging fruit, no rivers of wine, no virgins to pass around. And on the other side, in the place of separation, there are no fires, scalding water, burning faggots, or thorns – although Allah will be there.

While neither ‘Abraham nor Moseh were religious, if we were to play make-believe and go along for the ride, if the new religion is like the old religion, why does the replacement god want, and why does man need, a new religion? If the “Scriptures” are the same, what is the 348purpose of the Quran? Moreover, if they are the same, why are they entirely different? To believe Islam, one must be ignorant of everything else.

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Since we are in the neighborhood, and since the next surah, Al-Ghashiyah | The Overpowering was recited during the same period, let’s conduct our proper due diligence.

But fair warning, the Lord is in a rut. And so without reason or context, without reference to time or place, the un-god of Islam is again damning and tormenting disbelievers in hellish ways.

Quran 088.001 “Has come to you news and tidings of the overwhelming (calamity)?

Quran 088.002 Faces (all disbelievers, Jews, and Christians) that Day, humiliated,

Quran 088.003 Laboring exhausted.

Quran 088.004 They will burn in a blazing fire, intensely hot,

Quran 088.005 They will be given drink from a boiling spring.

Quran 088.006 Not for them food except a poisonous plant with bitter thorns,

Quran 088.007 Not it nourishes and not it avails from hunger.”

If we were to attribute these words to Muhammad, the most rational conclusion would be that his desire to burn his detractors and force them to drink boiling water serves as confirmation he was abused as a child. In all probability, he was burnt with fire and punished with scalding water. Still feeling unloved, the victimized boy became a victimizer by threatening all who stood in his way with the same torments he, himself, endured. However, if this repetitive sadistic rant is to be attributed to Allah, then the 349only rational conclusion is that he is actually Satan. This is his fixation and it is demented and demonic.

Even as the Lord of Hypocrisy transitions from his tormented hell to his pretense of paradise, he can’t seem to restrain himself. He must tweak the noses of those who are rejecting him. Heaven is being rid of them.

Quran 088.008 “Faces that Day joyful,

Quran 088.009 With their effort satisfied,

Quran 088.010 In a lofty Garden elevated.

Quran 088.011 Not they will hear therein harmful vain talk.

Quran 088.012 Therein a bubbling spring flowing,

Quran 088.013 Therein raised throne-like couches,

Quran 088.014 And drinking cups ready placed,

Quran 088.015 And cushions set in rows, lined up,

Quran 088.016 And carpets spread out.”

In most political doctrines, Utopia reflects the desires of the inventor. The more vividly Muhammad portrays heaven, the more we learn about his ambitions. Just as in his descriptions of hell, with each word, we see the non-prophet more clearly. This is more akin to a desert oasis and bazaar than it is to Heaven.

Bukhari:V4B55N544 “Allah's Apostle said, ‘The first group who will enter Paradise will be glittering like the moon and those who will follow will glitter like the most brilliant star. They will not urinate, relieve nature, spit, or have any nasal secretions. Their combs will be gold and their sweat will smell like musk. Their companions will be houris (virgins). All of them will look alike and will be sixty cubits (180 feet) tall.’”

Well perhaps, the oasis bazaar and brothel are in the land of Goliath. But then, without missing a beat, and remaining in the desert, we turn from paradise to camels:

350Quran 088.017 “Will they not consider the camels, how they are created?

Quran 088.018 And to the sky and how it is raised?

Quran 088.019 And to the mountains and how they are rooted and fixed,

Quran 088.020 And to the Earth, and how it is spread out?”

Unable to perform a miracle, Muhammad claimed the oddest things as proof. However, even in these peculiar things, looking at them proves nothing, especially when things like the sky being raised, the mountains being rooted, and the earth spread out are contrary to the facts.

Quran 088.021 “So remind, you are only a reminder.

Quran 088.022 You are not a warden over them,

Quran 088.023 Except for those who turn away, deny, and disbelieve,

Quran 088.024 In which case, the God will punish him with the severest punishment.

Quran 088.025 Lo, verily to Us their return.

Quran 088.026 Then, lo, upon Us their account reckoning.”

The only thing we are being reminded of is that the Quran is nauseatingly repetitive and that the most repetitive theme is the Lord of Islam is a sadistic psychopath. He is a full-service torturer. And as such, Muhammad cannot be Hell’s Warden because Allah has already claimed that job for himself. He is the best of punishers and he works alone.

Each surah we have reviewed has been incriminating and dreadful. And they are not improving. Typically, liars intermix their sordid tales with something truthful and beneficial to make their lies appear credible. But not here.

The Lord of Al-Fajr | The Dawn adds to the mess…

Quran 089.001 “By the dawn,

Quran 089.002 And the ten nights,

351Quran 089.003 And the even and the odd,

Quran 089.004 And the night when it departs.

Quran 089.005 Is in that an oath for thinking man?”

This is not an auspicious start. It’s bad enough swearing by night and darkness. Swearing by odd and even smacks of numerology – another occult practice. And obviously, this is gibberish, neither an oath nor thoughtful. But at least, it was better than delusional…

Quran 089.006 “Did not you see how your Lord dealt with Ad,

Quran 089.007 Iram, possessors of lofty pillars,

Quran 089.008 The likes of which had not been produced in the cities?”

Ad hasn’t been found because it never existed. Nevertheless, the Lord has double-dared us to call his bluff. In spite of his, “Did you not see,” no one has ever seen Ad, much less witnessed its demise. Further, there are no lofty buried pillars beyond compare in the Arabian Desert – particularly pertaining to this time when those listening could have seen them.

Moreover, the gargantuan edifices of Rome, the stately nature of the Acropolis, the scale of Ephesus, the massive Temples in Karnack, the pyramids along the Nile, the metropolis that was Babylon, would have dwarfed the “lofty pillars, the likes of which were not produced in the cities.” For variety’s sake, the god of the Quran should try truth occasionally.

Unfortunately, it is not happening in this surah. The Thamud is not only another myth; there is only one thing worse than a god claiming to have tormented and destroyed ancient communities for no viable reason, and that is to make up the story, proving that Allah is psychotic and delusional, rather than just sadistic.

352Quran 089.009 “And Thamud, who hewed out huge rocks in the valley?”

When it is said that way, our attention is drawn to the one Arabian town carved out of the rocks in a valley. The name of this place is Petra. It is where Islam was conceived, and this revelation was conveyed. And while it was severely damaged during a 4^th-century earthquake, it was still inhabited at the dawn of the 7^th century which is when this taunt was recited.

Moving on to the next fabled victim on the Lord’s hit parade of destroyed civilizations is Egypt – which was conquered many times before the Lord of Arabia uttered these words, but never destroyed. Last time I checked, Egypt still exists.

Quran 089.010 “And Firaun, owner of stakes (to torture men),

Quran 089.011 Who transgressed in the lands,

Quran 089.012 And much corruption therein,

Quran 089.013 So, poured on them your Lord scourge of punishment.”

This is yet another example of the god who will become Allah claiming that which is not true. He wants us to believe that the Pharaohs were the first to use crucifixion as a means to suppress religious and political revolt, but it’s not true. Crucifixion was conceived by the Assyrians a thousand years after the Exodus and then perfected by the Romans several centuries later. Pharaoh, while your typical tyrannical despot imposing his will over a societal caste system, was no more mischievous or corrupt than anyone else of his day. Further, if transgressing lands is a crime that earns a scourge of punishment from the Lord of Islam, then Muslims need to make like mountains and run for cover since they transgressed lands from India to Spain.

The other option would be to see Allah as capricious, doing one thing then and another tomorrow. But should 353that be true, then nothing he says in the Quran is reliable and everything Muslims do is counterproductive and bad.

As we peruse the Quran, it is a wonder why the media is so protective, even supportive, of Islam. Page after page, the Quran chafes against the values liberals hold dear. How has the media overlooked the religion’s preoccupation with hate speech? There has been no talk of tolerance or peaceful coexistence in these pages. Surah after surah has been about scourges, disasters, and punishments. Sure, liberals tout diversity, but not in a variety of torments.

Stealing a line from Zayd again, the dark spirit of Islam says:

Quran 089.014 “Lo! Surely your Lord is lying in wait, watching.”

It’s little wonder communists, fascists, and Muslims get along so well – and that Hitler had a Muslim SS Division (1^st Croatian or 13^th Waffen Mountain Division of the SS Handschar). Somebody is always watching. Step out of line and you get “a scourge of diverse chastisements.”

In addition, like communism and fascism, Islam is controlling in nature and totalitarian. Neither individuality, free speech, nor independent thought are tolerated.

Quran 089.015 “Now, as for man, when does his Lord try him or be generous to him, favoring him. He says all puffed up, ‘My Lord has honored me.’

Quran 089.016 But, when He tries him, restricting his subsistence, he says in despair, ‘My Lord has humiliated me; He despises me.’

Quran 089.017 Nay, nay! It is because you don’t honor the orphan. [I wonder who that might be?]

Quran 089.018 And urge not the feeding the poor.

Quran 089.019 And you devour inheritance, altogether,

Quran 089.020 And you love wealth with immense love.”

354Apart from corrupting their minds with these words, since Allah has never done anything for anyone, even the most devout slave would be facetious in claiming that Allah has been generous to them. And as for Allah hating them, that is obvious enough to anyone with half a brain reading the Quran. Allah consistently disparages humanity.

For those who may think that honoring the orphan and urging the feeding of the poor are worthy endeavors deserving credit, please reread the citations again and think about what the Lord of Punishment actually said. There is no honor in being an orphan nor value in telling others what they must do. Orphans need homes and the hungry need access to food. The merit is in providing these things, rather than playing the liberal game of political Robin Hood.

The Lord of Slaves did not say, “Work the fields, till the soil, shepherd the flock, and be productive, taking care of your family and then set something aside to help those in need. Shelter and protect orphans and widows and provide access to food for those who are hungry at no fault of their own.” And as a result, Muhammad and the initial Muslims did not work. They were dependents and parasites who contributed nothing to society and thought they were entitled to what productive people had earned and built. And ultimately, they would simply steal it.

Further, if Muhammad wants us to believe that these are God’s words, he’s going to have to be a little less transparent. His childhood is showing, as is his ego and greed. He’s afraid his kin will devour the wealth he covets – the income streams of the Ka’aba Inc. by failing to honor his claims.

So now that he has pretended to care, no matter how lame, the Lord of the Worlds wants this one destroyed…

Quran 089.021 “Nay, when the earth is leveled and made to crumble by being pounded,

355Quran 089.022 And your Lord comes, His angels rank upon rank,

Quran 089.023 And Hell is brought that Day, that Day man will remember, but how will that remembrance be for him?

Quran 089.024 He will say, ‘O I wish I had sent for my life.’

Quran 089.025 So that Day, his punishing chastisement will be such as no other can inflict. None punishes as He will punish!

Quran 089.026 None can bind as He will bind.”

Allah is number one in chastisements, punishments, and imprisonments. At least he’s good at something. Then, as if mocking everyone on the Earth that he intends to destroy, bind, and torture, we read…

Quran 089.027 “O you tranquil soul at rest and at peace,

Quran 089.028 Return to your Lord, content to please Him.

Quran 089.029 Enter then, among My slaves.

Quran 089.030 Enter you My Garden.”

A garden of slaves does not sound very liberating or enriching. Nor does the idea of spending eternity with terrorists, murderers, rapists, and sadists. You can keep all of the good Muslims for yourself, little guy.

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There is some good news. The surahs are getting shorter. And as we approach the Lord’s tormented Al-Balad | Country or Nation, al-Maududi, our part-time terrorist and Quran scholar, reveals: “In the 90^th surah a vast subject has been compressed into a few brief sentences. It is the miracle of the Quran that a complete ideology of life which could be explained in a thick volume has been abridged most effectively in brief sentences.”

Enough with pain and punishment. We’re about to find the meaning of life, even if it begins with a negation…

356Quran 090.001 “Nay! I swear by this al-baladi | country or nation.

Quran 090.002 And you are free (from obligation) in this al-baladi | country or nation.”

Allah’s little helpers are busy again. The translators know that balad means “country or nation” in Arabic and that the word for “city” is mada or madina. It is derived from a Hebrew word with the same spelling. Driving this point home, Yathrib was renamed Madina | City.

Nevertheless, every “translation” I consulted rendered Quran 090.001-002 as if the Quran read “medina – city” rather than “balad – country.” They did so to keep “Allah” from embarrassing himself. There was no nation of Islam or country of Allah during Muhammad’s lifetime. There was barely a madina | city when this surah was revealed.

If we were to play with words, should “the city” be sufficiently important to swear by, then why wasn’t it identified? While Petra had been a city, it was now a crumbling relic of its former self. Within a matter of decades, it would be abandoned, buried under the shifting sands of political infighting and lost for centuries.

At the time, Mecca was unknown, likely uninhabited. At best, it may have been comprised of a motley collection of tents and mud huts in an isolated wadi. It was a far cry from either a balad or a madina.

Yathrib was a thriving city, the largest and most productive in central Arabia, which is why Muhammad fled there after being rejected as a charlatan in Petra. It is why it was renamed Madina. Unfortunately for the 30,000 Jews who had called it home, shortly after his arrival, Muhammad would plunder and destroy it such that the only occupation left was being a terrorist.

As for the second verse, how are slaves free? How can there be no obligations when Islam is all about submission? 357Or is the Lord of Hypocrisy saying that the rules he establishes for everyone else, don’t apply to himself and his non-prophet?

Since Muslims are supposed to live by these words, how can they when it has become painfully evident that Islam is the most obligatory religion ever concocted? Muslims must perform the obligatory prayer, the obligatory hajj, pay the obligatory tax, and surrender by way of the obligatory oath to Muhammad, Allah, and Islamic authority. Islam means submission, and Muslims are obligated to surrender their freedoms and obey.

Perhaps this is nothing more than the Lord of Doom toying with his slaves. Maybe this was one of the verses Muhammad was supposed to forget. And if not, perhaps it was spoken to abrogate everything previously recited in the Quran. And if so, was it re-abrogated by everything that follows? Allah knows best.

And speaking of something only the Lord of Impoverished Recitals to Illiterate Reciters must know…

Quran 090.003 “And the begetter and what he begot;”

So far, we have a nonexistent country which, for obvious reasons, remains unidentified, and a contradiction of everything cited previously, followed by a begetter ‘begotting.’

Wherever, whyever, whoever, and whatever is being proposed, it cannot be good…

Quran 090.004 “Certainly, We have created man in hardship and distress.”

Didn’t we just read: Quran 087.008 “And We will make it easy for you to follow the simple path to the state of ease?” Which one is true? And here I had thought that man was created from nutfah drops, which ought to have been enjoyable.

358And should you think that the un-god may have been the begetter, it was written in third-person singular while the creator is first-person plural. Trying to make sense of this, the translators said that “We” created man in “toil, trouble, distress, and struggle.” And no matter which of these we pick, they are all at odds with Yahowah placing ‘Adam and Chawah in Gan ‘Eden to enjoy a fulfilling relationship with Him. Toil was not the intent of creation but, instead, a consequence of listening to this Snake.

It did not take the Lord long to abrogate freedom…

Quran 090.005 “Does he think that no one has power over him to overcome him?

Quran 090.006 He says, ‘Wealth have I squandered, wasted, and destroyed in abundance!”

While many are wealthy, and some have squandered, few have bragged about destroying wealth. So why, if this surah is the secret to life, the great miracle of the Quran, are we wasting our time with this?

Quran 090.007 “Does he think that no one sees him?

Quran 090.008 Have We not made for him two eyes,

Quran 090.009 A tongue and two lips,

Quran 090.010 And shown him the two ways?”

Quran 090.011 But not has he attempted the steep path?

Quran 090.012 And what can make you know what the steep path (is)?

Quran 090.013 Freeing a neck,

Quran 090.014 Or feeding in the Day of severe hunger,

Quran 090.015 An orphan of near relationship,

Quran 090.016 Or a needy person in misery.

Let’s see if we can decipher the Lord’s monologue. Muslims should know that their Lord is spying on them 359because “We made for him two eyes, a tongue, and two lips.” So far, so bad.

Then the Lord, who has repeated a score of times that everyone, righties and lefties, slaves and disbelievers, are returning directly to him, now says that there are two paths, not one. (Praise the Lord.) So are we to assume that rather than being oppressed as a lowly slave, mankind has attempted to rise above it – or is it just the opposite since “but not has he attempted the steep path?”

I apologize since I’m earning a failing grade on Quranic deciphering this time. And it only gets worse because we are left to wonder if the next is freed from one of the Lord’s shackles or some unspecified burden. And surely, after all of this effort to enslave them, the Lord isn’t going to be setting anyone free. But this may be resolved because any attempt at freedom is being negated since this is the path not attempted.

Attempting “to feed on the Day of severe hunger” has nothing to do with malnourished children. The Lord is bragging that he is the best of starvers, and whoever he malnourishes cannot be fed. And that is why the needy person is now in misery.

Further countering the notion that the Lord of Slaves was becoming an emancipator, Muhammad not only owned slaves, he forced tens of thousands of people into bondage so he could sell them to finance his military conquests. The Quran itself even brags about Allah’s role in enslaving Jewish women and children.

Since the steep ascent was avoided, it is a mystery as to how the Lord expects his slaves to capitulate to his command performance…

Quran 090.017 “Then he is of those who believe and enjoin to perseverance and patience and enjoin to pity.

Quran 090.018 Those companions (of) the right (hand).”

360Attempted interpretations of lame communications aside, there is no point in the righty-lefty realm of predestination. Infidels could burn every Quran Muslims don’t trash and it wouldn’t make one iota’s difference. There is no reason to live or die and no purpose in punishing or rewarding, no merit in patience or pity.

Under such circumstances, this claim affirms that the Lord of Islam is a sadistic psychopath who gets off taunting and torturing men.

Quran 090.019 “But those who disbelieve and reject Our signs, proofs, or verses, they (are) companions of the left (hand).

Quran 090.020 Over them, Fire closed in, an awning, vaulting over them.”

So much for being free of obligations, the orphans are toast, as are the needy.

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Since the Lord of Fire is swearing by inanimate objects, let’s move on to the next. Ash-Shams | The Sun surah is named in honor of Allah’s obedient servant. And while we covered it previously in the Dishonest Abe chapter of Snake in the Desert, I want to remain true to my promise to present these surahs chronologically and within the context of Muhammad’s life. The 91^st was revealed at this time.

Now that we know that Quran “translators” were actively altering the text with early inclusions of Allah’s name prior to the time it was revealed, the following translation will be more consistent with the actual text since we are now referencing a number of interlinears.

Quran 091.001 “(I swear) by the sun and its brilliance,

Quran 091.002 And by the moon as she follows him.”

361Allah’s Astronomy: the sun is a male and the female moon follows him. What’s more, the most common symbols of pagan gods are being used to authenticate Islam’s deity.

To an ignorant, uneducated Arab living in Arabia, the moon would appear to follow the sun on the ecliptic – but such is an illusion and not the case. The moon, in its 27.3-day orbit around the Earth, actually follows our planet in its 365.25-day rotation around the sun. And since we are aware of this, someone pretending to be God should have known better or kept his mouth shut.

Similarly, day does not show that the moon is following the sun, and night does not conceal them. Although, it is possible, if not likely, that the un-god is actually suggesting that the day displays the sun and that the night veils “him.”

Lo, surely, this loony lord could not have built an outhouse, much less the heavens. Although, I’ll give him the nod on stellar mansions since I’m otherwise ill-informed. However, contrary to common perceptions, particularly among the denizens of the desert, the Earth is round and was, therefore, not spread out…

Quran 091.003 “And by the day when it shows and displays him,

Quran 091.004 And by the Night as it conceals him, drawing a veil over him, covering him.

Quran 091.005 And the heavens and Him who built it,

Quran 091.006 And the earth and by Him who spread it,

Quran 091.007 And a soul and who proportioned it perfect,

Quran 091.008 And He inspired its wickedness and its righteousness,

Quran 091.009 Lo! He succeeds who purifies it,

Quran 091.010 And, lo, he fails who buries it.”

362According to the Quran, the Lord swears by Him who built the heavens – so who is vouching and who is constructing?

Souls, nepesh in Hebrew and nafsin in Arabic, are not physical things and thus have no proportions. They cannot be buried either. Further, since a nepesh | soul represents animal consciousness, they are not inspired to wickedness or righteousness. A soul differentiates animals from plants, as it provides the capacity to observe our environment and then respond appropriately. It is our God-given human neshamah | conscience that was designed to enable critical thinking. I’m using mine now to ridicule the Quran and mock Allah. Judging by what we witnessed in Israel on October 7^th, 2023 and the Islamic response worldwide to reprehensible behaviors, Muslims either did not receive a neshamah or they have no interest in using it.

Should you be curious, there is only one way to purify one’s nepesh | soul, purging it of religion, politics, militarism, and conspiracy. Those who have accepted the conditions of the Covenant are then Invited to capitalize upon the provision of Matsah | UnYeasted Bread. After the basar | corporeal body of Dowd, the Son of God and Messiah, fulfilled Pesach | Passover as the ‘Ayil | Lamb, our Shepherd carried the stench, stigma, and stain of our prior religious and political guilt on his nepesh | soul into She’owl | Hell, depositing it all there, never to be seen again. This enables us to be adopted into our Heavenly Father’s Beryth | Covenant Family as His children on Bikuwrym | Firstborn Children.

But none of that matters to the Lord of Cosmic Delusions. He’s betting that he can scare his slaves into submission if he threatens them with the fable of the Thamud a few more times.

Quran 091.011 “Thamud rejected and denied (their prophet) through their inordinate transgression and wrongdoing.

363Quran 091.012 When sent forth most wicked wretch among them,

Quran 091.013 “But said to them, (the) Messenger (of) al-Lahi, ‘(It is the) she-camel (of) al-Lahi! And (do not bar) her (from having a) drink!’”

Islam’s un-god and his non-prophet have a troubling affinity for she-camels, mythical communities, and their destruction.

Quran 091.014 But they denied him (as a false prophet) and they hamstrung her. So rabbuhum | their Lord God obliterated them for their sin, and leveled them.

Quran 091.015 And not He fears its consequences.”

The dark spirit of Islam seldom ventures beyond the texts he stole from the Hanifs and the Towrah by way of Talmud recitals. And when he does, each attempt is a credibility disaster.

Here, the non-existent Thamud were obliterated for the heinous crimes of prophet denial and she-camel thirst. That notwithstanding, the benediction to this surah provides us with a haunting insight into the mindset of Muhammad, Allah, and Muslims. They have no conscience. It is exactly as I explained moments ago. They have a completely dysfunctional neshamah | conscience and cannot discern between moral and immoral, right and wrong. I’m not saying that to be dismissive or mean – but as a statement of fact.

Pulverizing their critics is all in a day’s work. 9/11 and 10/7 were just another day at the office where terrorists are manufactured and deployed.

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364In that one man’s refuse is another man’s delicacy, I would be remiss in not sharing what Islamic cleric and terrorist, al-Maududi had to say about the splendor of the 92^nd surah. “According to the style of the Quran’s brief surahs three moral characteristics of one kind and three of another have been presented as an illustration from among a vast strivings of man. Truth has been described in such brief, elegant, and pithy sentences that they move the heart and go down into memory as soon as one hears them.”

Such lavish praise is well beyond my meager means to laud the Devil. So let’s give Satan yet another opportunity to see if the pithy sentences of the next recital move the heart as they elegantly etch themselves into our memories.

However, to do so, be forewarned, we must travel deeper into the darkness of the Islamic Al-Lail | Night.

Quran 092.001 “(I swear) by the night when it draws a veil and covers (the sun),

Quran 092.002 And (by) the day when it shines in brightness,

Quran 092.003 And (by) He who created the male and the female,

Quran 092.004 Lo, your effort (are) surely dispersed and diverse.

Quran 092.005 Then as for (him) who gives and fears,

Quran 092.006 And believes in the best,

Quran 092.007 Then We will ease him towards ease.”

Pared of mindless repetition, the Quran would be emaciated. Clearly, the Lord of Dementia needs a new speechwriter, perhaps one who is literate with an IQ above 60, and memo-pad as a reminder.

Just as Yahowah created Chawah for ‘Adam’s benefit, He made us male and female to reflect His nature. There is much we can learn about the Covenant, and our roles within it by observing the marvelous differences between the sexes – especially in loving relationships.

365The rest of this is gobbledygook. The Islamic god likes those who give and fear and take the best for themselves. But hey, I suppose a confused spirit is better than one fixated on deceit, enslavement, and punishment.

But nay, Islam was conceived to steal bodies, wealth, and souls. It is freedom’s greatest foe. It is the means to misery.

Quran 092.008 “But he (him) who withholds (as a greedy miser) and is unconcerned, acting niggardly, considering himself free from need, rejecting,

Quran 092.009 And denies the best,

Quran 092.010 Then We will make smooth for him the path to misery.

Quran 092.011 And not will avail him his wealth when he goes down and falls (in destruction).”

The Lord of the Two Ways wants it both ways. No matter if a person succeeds or fails, Allah says that he is the reason. Clearly, he is the best for claiming undeserved credit – well, at least up to a point. Satan does smooth the path to misery. It is his specialty. I present Libya, Algeria, Pakistan, Egypt, Lebanon, Somalia, Afghanistan, Tunisia, Bangladesh, Albania, Chad, Yemen, Iraq, Iran, Syria, Cameroon, Sierra Leone, Turkey, Niger, Senegal, Fakestine (under Hamas or Fatah), Mozambique, Ivory Coast, Nigeria, and Sudan as proof.

Quran 092.012 “Lo! Verily, upon Us [plural] (is) the guidance.

Quran 092.013 And, lo, for Us [plural] (is) the hereafter and the first (life).

Quran 092.014 So I [singular] warn you (of) a Fire blazing,”

I used to be schizophrenic, but we’re better now. But, lo, We are still sadistic psychopaths. Blaze on…

Quran 092.015 “None shall burn (in) it but the most unhappy and unfortunate,

366Quran 092.016 The one who denied and turned away.

Quran 092.017 But will be removed from it, the one who guard

Quran 092.018 And who spends his wealth for the increase in self-purification,

Quran 092.019 And not for anyone with him any favor to be recompensed,

Quran 092.020 Except seeking the countenance of his Lord, the Most-High,

Quran 092.021 And soon, surely, he will be gratified.”

The story of unhappy crispy critters entering the blazing fires of hell doesn’t sound pithy or elegant to me. But the good news of sorts is that the ones who guard will be removed from the blazing fire. That is with a few caveats, of course. They must spend their wealth as self-purification, which sounds indulgent, but not with anyone as a favor, unless that favor brightens the countenance of his Lord, Most High. And, indeed, that is gratifying, because the surah is over.

So now for your entertainment pleasure, Allah would like to indulge you with a surah focused on the witness of At-Tin | The Fig. All indications are that it was plagiarized from monotheistic Arabs from Yemen, making it appropriate for this time.

Quran 095.001 “(I swear) by the fig and the olive,

Quran 095.002 And (by) Mount Sinina,

Quran 095.003 And (by) al-baladi | the country secure.”

While swearing by figs is lame, calling the nation of the Nabateans “secure” after they had been conquered by the Romans and then had disappeared as an independent country, is as historically inaccurate as are the fables Ad and Thamud. Even their capital city, where Muhammad now resided, lay in ruins and was on the cusp of being abandoned. There was no nation of Arabia or of Islam at 367the time, and within a decade, Muhammad would conquer and plunder the only viable city in the midst of the foreboding desert.

And I’d be willing to bet a handsome she-camel that the Lord couldn’t spell or locate Sinia if you spotted him the s, n, and a, then drew him a picture of Choreb.

Dispensing with stinking slime, inordinate haste, and in toil, as well as my personal favorite, nutfah, we read…

Quran 095.004 “Indeed, We have indeed created man in (the) best mould [sic].

Quran 095.005 Then We returned him (to the) lowest (of the) low, abasing him,

Quran 095.006 Except those who believe and do good deeds, then for them (is a) reward never ending and unfailing.

Quran 095.007 Then what causes you to deny after (this) the judgment and penalty?

Quran 095.008 Is not al-Lahu (the) most just (of) the judges?”

Since we have heard the Lord of Punishments protest incessantly that everyone is returning to him, isn’t the “We returned him (to the) lowest (of the) low” incriminating?

Surely, the Lord of Delusion jests when he queries, “what causes you to deny after (this).” However, this we know for certain, the answer to the question, “Is not al-Lahu (the) most just (of) the judges?” is “No.”

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We have already examined the 96^th surah, since it was the first the Lord of the Pen revealed to his terrified blood clot, so let’s skip ahead to the Al-Qadr | Power of the 97^th. It is devoted to one of the myriads of topics that destroy Islam’s credibility.

368Quran 097.001 “Lo! Verily, We revealed it (the Quran) in (the) Night (of) al-qadri | Predestination, Power, and Decree.”

The Islamic conundrum: if we are predestined, then there is no reason for guidance. If there is no need for guidance, there is no reason for a book. If there is no need for a book, we can dispense with the prophet. If there is no reason for a prophet, there is no value to a religious scam. No scam, no profit. No profit, no Muhammad. No Muhammad, no Book. No Book, no Allah. No Allah, no Islamic terrorists. If only….

I’m not the first to be troubled by Islam’s foolhardy allegiance to predestination.

Bukhari:V6B60N473 “While we were in a funeral procession, Allah’s Apostle said, ‘Every created soul has his place written for him either in Paradise or in Hell. They have a happy or miserable fate predestined for them.’ A man said, ‘Apostle! Shall we depend upon what is written and give up doing deeds? For whoever is destined to be fortunate, will join the fortunate and whoever is destined to be miserable will go to Hell.’”

Quran 097.002 “And what can make you know what (the) night (of) al-qadri | Predestination, Power, and Decree (is)?

Quran 097.003 (The) Night (of) al-qadri | Predestination, Power, and Decree (is) better than a thousand month(s).

Quran 097.004 Descend al-malaikatu | the messengers [errantly rendered ‘angels,’ but from the Hebrew mal’ak | spiritual messengers] and the ruhu | spirit [from the Hebrew ruwach | spirit] therein by (the) permission (of) rabbihim | their rabbis [errantly rendered ‘their lord,’ but from the Hebrew rabbi | exalted], for every affair and errand.”

This is only a wee bit revisionist and over the top since this is addressing the revelation of the first surah, after which Muhammad admitted to being demon-possessed and tried to commit suicide. Now called the Night of Predestination, this is when the unidentified lord asked an unknown man at an undisclosed location in a cave during 369an indeterminate time to read a non-existent book directed to blood clots by an unspecified pen.

In the collective genius of the non-prophet and his un-god, that colossal embarrassment was better than 29,500 days using the Islamic lunar accounting, which is 83.3 of their lunar years. One would have thought that since 40 days had been sufficient to deliver the Towrah to Moseh on Mount Choreb, over 83 years Satan and the Devil’s Advocate might have done better than no book – not a page, not a word, not so much as a sensible notion.

Quran 097.005 “Peace it is until emergence (of) the dawn!”

And that is exactly how it happened. Israelis were peacefully going about their lives until dawn, 6:39 AM, a Shabat, October 7^th, 2023. Then all hell broke loose. Allah’s slaves, good Muslims, inspired by this broke through the fence designed to keep them out. They even named their barbaric raid of the Promised Land after a verse in Quran 005.023: “Two men of those who feared on whom al-Lahu had bestowed His blessing, said, ‘Charge and rush the gate. When you enter, you will surely be victorious. Put your trust in al-Lahi as you are believers, indeed.”

As a result, Islamic terrorists did the unimaginable. They didn’t just kill, they raped. And they didn’t just rape, they cut off the breasts of the women and played with them, they gouged out their clitorises, they cut off their heads, they severed their legs, and they went on raping those they had mutilated and tortured after they were dead.

They savaged little children in grotesque ways, kidnapping others after murdering their parents. They set the living ablaze. No one was too young or old to abuse. And if that were not sufficiently inhuman, when they returned with their hostages, their cruelty was celebrated by Gazans of all ages and by the hundreds of thousands. Then the rapists and killers hid among their women and children and cried as if they were the victims when their 370supporters were killed in the crossfire. More than this, the entire Islamic world celebrated the most sadistic abomination in a thousand years.

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